Magnificent Bastard: Web Comics
Take a closer look at that contract. Black Mage:
What, you mean this part here? Ahem "Satisfaction guaranteed, or your treasure back"? Thief:
Yes. Now really
concentrate on that line. See that harmless dot of ink between satisfaction and guaranteed? Black Mage:
Barely... what the
—! You magnificent bastard! Thief:
I invented it. It's called "super ultra fine print". I own the copyright, you owe me a quarter just for reading
- Captain Snow from Archipelago.
- Chaos/Pandora in El Goonish Shive.
- Dr. Light in the Bob and George webcomic seems like a complete idiot from the beginning. He made all his robots for mundane household chores. and Never believes Dr. Wily is evil or believes Wily has amnesia after two times trying to take over the world. However when the massive robot Gamma is destroyed Well just see
- Thief of 8-bit Theater. In a team full of bastards, Thief is the magnificent one. He has total control over the team and all its assets, (and those of anyone he meets) due to his extremely convoluted and loophole-laden contracts. He is capable of stealing anything from anyone that isn't bolted down and on fire (and has broken that distinction at least once), and once stole The Lich's soul out of its gem with nothing but logic (and can cause aneurysms with the same method). And to cap it all off, he stole his own class change from the future. Case in point: Black Mage's response to Thief's Super Ultra Fine Print.
- Arguably, the strip's creator, Brian Clevinger. He not only planned out a single gag five years in advance, but he also planned the events of the entire strip so that the Butt Monkey that is the Onion Kid eventually becomes the damn-near-omniscient Jerk Ass that is Sarda.
- One more for you: Look at this. Here is the result. He lampshades it too; the second strip is called "Longest Set-Up In Webcomic History.
- Then there's his ability to deal with the treacherous viziers. It's an Elven court. It's all viziers.
- Sluggy Freelance actually uses the phrase here.
- Not to mention Bun-Bun, especially during the Holiday Wars arc — "Well-a-ho-ho-freakin'-ho. Are we in for a year of great holiday fun or what???" Too bad his shadow was such an Unwitting Pawn...
- Though Torg's contingency planning isn't as tight as this trope requires, he still managed an impressive enough streak of Magnificent Bastardry to continue manipulating criminal overlords who believe him to be Obfuscating Stupidity, and remain completely off the radar of the criminal overlords he's actually gunning for.
- Aldran of anti-HEROES. There's many examples, but this comic can be taken as proof all on its own.
- Lampshaded in Ansem Retort, where Zexion rates plans on a scale of 1-5 Michael Corleones.
- The character Ki, from Harkovast. He enjoys lengthy, cynical inner monologues. For example, his philosophy on heroism is an interesting one!
- Dominic Deegan has several: The Infernomancer, his demonic patron Karnak, and, at least some of the time, Celesto Morgan and Jacob Deegan (the latter two sometimes act more like Worthy Opponents, too honorable for true Bastardry). Helixa might be considered one, too, and Dominic himself has certain tendencies in that direction, being at times insufferably smug about his abilities, and given to manipulating events to suit his interests (see especially the Snowsong story arc).
- Dr. Rocket of The Super Fogeys: a Card-Carrying Villain who eats barbecued orphans and will feed your eyeballs to his pet bunny rabbit if you tick him off. Also, he uses an expy of MySpace to promote his world domination plans. What more do you want?
- The Order of the Stick:
- This Nothing Nice To Say comic
- Schlock Mercenary has General Levaughn Matsui "Hugo" Xinchub, a magnificent bastard who controlled pretty much everything for quite a while, until outdone by Tagon, a magnificent bastard in his own right. The true mark of Ximchub's magnificence was in becoming King of the planet he was exiled to, and escaping various plots by faking his own death.
- But, no one compares to Petey when it comes to bastardry magnificent.
- Charlie, from Erfworld, is laid out to be the Magnificent Bastard of the Wargame world of Erfworld. However, it turns out that Parson is too alien and unpredictable to make his plans work, just because of how differently Parson sees his world (as a Wargame world, while its inhabitants only see it as "world"). More recently, as Charlie thought he was being clever in his mindgames against Parson, Parson showed him that he discovered more than Charlie out of the deal (namely that Parson's Mathamancy artifact could predict the future).
- Well, extrapolate statistical probabilities, at any rate.
- Seth from Sorcery 101 definitely counts. At one point, he fingered a woman he was fighting. While she had the heel of one of her stilettos lodged in his skull.
- And won the fight because of it.
- King Radical of The Adventures of Dr. McNinja has managed to reach this status at the end of the "Doc Gets Rad" arc. He manages to trick the Doctor into disposing of his former nemesis, who was the only entity (supposedly) who could help the Doc catch him. And he did it RADICALLY.
- Tarvek Sturmvoraus of Girl Genius. When Big Bad possessed another powerhouse and they switched without any warning, he played them both for hours, in such a way that he would be not only alive, but on the winning side whoever wins. Later he instantly made up to his underling he riled into hating his guts for years in such a way that she wasn't formally subservient to the Big Bad any more, he could rely on her assisting an operation saving his life, and she was blackmailed into silence about a fact that could treaten the legitimacy of his authority. While feeling himself, ahem, the prettiest frog in this entire pond!!.
- Ostensibly quite useless Zola, grand mistress of Obfuscating Stupidity to such a degree that the Magnificent Tarvek (as well as Gil) considered her a mere Damsel Scrappy for years. When she showed up again in Mechanicsburg as a figurehead "Heterodyne" for some conspirators, she told Gil outright that she uses Obfuscating Stupidity, yet not even the readers saw it coming when she single-handedly knocked out every single one of the protagonists and curb-stomped the only one to regain consciousness. When she re-awakened the Big Bad and got Strapped to an Operating Table for it, she managed to Xanatos Speed Chess her way out of literally losing her mind and into holding a copy of the Big Bad prisoner in her head. As of the time of this writing, she was last seen successfully convincing another copy of said Big Bad that she is a copy as well.
- Snadhya'rune of Drowtales is the predominant Magnificent Bitch in the series even though she's only appeared in a few pages so far. Just watch her manipulate her mother into believing that she was on her side while orchestrating the Nidraa'chal War behind her back or in the side story Empress To Be kick major ass with her summons while leaving toothmarks all over the scenery. In a World where Large Hams are standard order in leaders Snadhya still manages to out-ham all of them.
- In the main story she's recently proven that she belongs here with The Reveal that she had her daughter, Kalki, through the Jaal'darya in secret and avoided her mother finding out and to top it off the "father" is one Mel'arnach Val'Sarghress!
- Heinrich von Bastard, AKA Hellbastard AKA "Half-Face" Jack McBastard The Giant Pirate should qualify: He built an enlarging ray during the Nepolianic wars to beat the British, became a giant half-skeleton pirate with an anchor for a hand and a cannon for a gun, was swallowed by a hell-bound leviathan, built an old west town in its guts then told the inhabitants to make alcohol out of their own blood (they don't die since time flows differently in hell, and the inside of the beast counts), then built Arachniskullcano island as his base to take over the world while doing whatever the hell he pleases with/to his soldiers, such as naming them after semi-obscure BBC shows and not explaining why (note: Hellbastard the creator is Australian) or having kidnapped orphans do Half-Life training with roast chickens substituting for headcrabs.
- Hat Guy from xkcd.
- Nickolai Alaric of TwoKinds. He played Xanatos Speed Chess so well that even his own death couldn't derail his plot, and was indeed factored in as a controlled variable. All to right a wrong against his best friend. Not to mention he's a charismatic, likable rat bastard, too.
- Homestuck has several notable examples: Vriska seems to be going for this, but is actually really bad at it: not only is she extremely NOT charismatic, but she can't actually manipulate anyone without resorting to using her Psychic Powers, is constantly Out-Gambitted, and never really accomplishes anything.
- Terezi, on the other hand, doesn't need any psychic powers, she can manipulate people into doing whatever she wants just by being skilled at pressing people's buttons, and she's frighteningly good at it. She even managed to trick an omniscient being into carrying out a revenge plot for her. Of course, being able to read minds probably helps.
- The ultimate example, however, would be Doc Scratch. Not only is he a master manipulator responsible for orchestrating nearly every event in the story, he managed to set up an epic Xanatos Gambit spanning the entire history of no less than four universes. And he does it all while remaining cool, charismatic, and an excellent host, or without ever actually lying (unless you count lies of omission, which he says do not exist).
- An example: when he plays chess, he doesn't react to his opponent's moves. He gives his opponent all of his moves at the start of the game, and still wins.
- Some would contend that Hussie himself is the greatest of the Magnificent Bastards. All of his appearances lead into each other across massive swaths of the story, and every single thing he says becomes true anyways, and yet he is an actual living character within, AND YET writes the story. From within the story. He takes the paradoxical nature of Homestuck's timeline to another level entirely. Not to mention the fact that his death is a major storyline point, and as he is creator of said storyline within the comic, his death is going to become infinitely more complex by the end.
- Oh, and that he takes pleasure and pride in trolling the readers.
- Mike from Shortpacked! absolutely takes the cake on this one when he proposes to Amber in a way only Mike can.
- Wizard of Accursed Dragon. He's got brilliant planning and is ridiculously resourceful. He seems to be able to escape everything and has enchanted robes to protect from stabbing. (People try to use swords on him a lot.)
- Ariana of Grrl Power. She is essentially the PR rep and lawyer for a bunch of superheroes and the government agency they'll be working for, so she'd need to be one to do a good job. By the press conference she's showing just what a strategist she is.
- Dragon Ball Multiverse: U4 Buu, even more so than his original counterpart.