- The Ahnold: The White Cop is described as being an Arnold Schwarzenegger wannabe
- Affably Evil: General Vixon and his nipple fetish.
- Hooker with a Heart of Gold: Peach starts the series as one, but becomes...
- Insult Backfire:Linda: I know! He's bisexual!Link: (To himself) Damn it, she's good...Ganon: (positive) Eh!
- Jerkass: Link, whenever Linda isn't around.
- Noodle Incident: Lucas asks why his father Marth is so retarded. Peach says she dropped him on his head an unbelievable amount of times, anally raped him with chocolate pudding, and tossed him off of a bridge. What makes this even more funny is that Marth confirms it.
- Running Gag: Thanks to the Beans Crossover with Brawlgasm and Smashtasm, Captain Blackimar.
- Too Dumb to Live: Marth. See above.
- Verbal Tic: Vixon say yes quite an amount of times in one conversation.