I will eat you!
A famous Garry's Mod
character created by the Youtube user RubberFruit
. He is depicted as a RED Soldier
who moves around in wild, erratic movements; either scuttling on all fours or slithering around like a snake, always with the sound of bones cracking or a shotgun cocking with each movement. When he approaches someone, he says "I am Painis Cupcake. I will eat you.", followed by an unnerving, open-mouthed grin. He then proceeds to violently kill and devour
his victims. He quickly became a meme amongst the G-Mod video community, and has inspired several other "G-Mod Freaks".
Tropes associated with Painis Cupcake :
- Aesop Amnesia: Subverted. If Painis is beaten by another Freak, he'll remember his previous mistakes as well as said freak's fighting style, thus allowing him to defeat them in a rematch as seen in "Painis Cupcake's Revenge".
- Ascended Meme: In an official TF2 comic, Soldier hallucinates and attempts to eat Scout while loudly proclaiming "I am going to eat you."
- Big Eater: He tends to eat people much bigger then himself.
- Catch Phrase: "I am Painis Cupcake. I will eat you." *Grimly smiles*
- Deranged Animation: Like most G-Mod videos, Painis Cupcake is animated via CGI stop-motion
- Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas: RubberFruit meets Painis Cupcake.
- Even Evil Has Standards: When he comes across Polite Spy, a much less popular G-Mod Freak, he finds himself unable to eat him since he is "too nice to eat".
- Follow the Leader: A few knockoffs of Painis Cucake exist. They include Soupcock Porkpie (a Demoman who threatens to glue people), Ass Pancakes (a Scout who threatens to bonk people), and Piss Cakehole (a Sniper who threatens to carve people).
- Fluffy the Terrible: Painis Cupcake would be completely horrifying if it wasn't for his ridiculous name.
- Hopeless Boss Fight: In a Doom 2 mod.
- I Am A Humanitarian: Chances are that you already knew that.
- Implacable Man: Once he's fixated on a target, only death and a Deus ex Machina can stand in his way... and those two rarely ever stand in his way.
- Leitmotif: "Puzzle in the Caves" when he sees you. Changes to "Demon Mine Cart" when he attacks you. This invariably causes Painis Cupcake comments on youtube videos with those tunes.
- Made of Iron: Attacks that hit him rarely ever stun him.
- Roaring Rampage of Revenge: The aptly-named "Painis Cupcake's Revenge" has him go on one against several TF2 Freaks who defeated him in the past, including Christian Brutal Sniper and Dic Soupcan.
- Super Mode: Is capable of entering an Ubercharge-like state by himself when sufficiently angry (This often triggers the music to change to Demon Mine Cart if it's been Puzzle in the Caves until then).
- Super-Persistent Predator: Has been known to relentlessly chase prey to the point that he ignores other people.
- Slasher Smile: Before he eats you, & he'll do it everytime he prepares to eat someone.
- The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You: Meet the Painis Cupcake.
- Trope Codifier: Although he is NOT the first G-Mod Freak, he is the most famous and the biggest influence on other G-Mod Freaks.