Gamer Poop is a Machinima series by MANS1AY3R which edits video and audio from various video games to create humorous (and quite often disturbing) scenes very, very loosely based in and around the games' plotlines. So far the following games have been Gamer Pooped:
A Cellmate Reveal occurs when the Dragonborn gets arrested for trying to sell crack to Whiterun guards. He was thrown into jail... with an amorous hagraven.
"Do you like... my pretty pussy?"
Alternate Character Interpretation: Everyone is given this treatment in-universe. Shepard is now a crossdressing nymphomaniac with a fetish for steak. Garrus gives little children drugs and wants to have Shepard touch his rectum. Liara is a Reaper Doomsday Device. Jarl Balgruuf was a little girl in France.
Ax-Crazy: In Oblivion #2, an orc on the streets gives us the following, which turns out to be not actually a dream, when the guy wakes up to find him feeding a kitten in the middle of the city's flaming ruins:
Orc: A little bird told me "Go, go! Socialize! Talk to those fine people! And then KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM! Plunge your knife into their throats when they ain't looking and then burn 'em to the ground!" Well that's silly, isn't it? HahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....!
Bestiality Is Depraved: The Dovahkiin eagerly awaits an attractive female pleasuring him. In the morning, it turns out a goat was sucking him off.
Shepard: "You could say, 'Hey,' 'What's your name?' 'Would you like something to drink?' 'What sounds will you make when my cock destroys your pusssieeeeee?'"
Call Back: In the first Mass Effect 3 Gamer Poop episode, we see Shepard talk to Diana about joining the crew to work on her "Battle Tits" show. In the fifth installment of the series, we are finally treated to a broadcast of said program.
Chic And Awe: After someone brags about his wealth, house and sexual prowess, a character dressed in a revealing tavern clothes walk by, accompanied by sensual music. As this is Gamer Poop... it's a man.
Commander Contrarian: Hilariously inverted in a sketch set in the final level in Mass Effect 3. In this case, Anderson is the one making insane plans that would result in massive civilian and friendly casualties for no net gain, and Shepard is the one protesting. Anderson continuously shuts him up.
Shepard: Hey. They're fine, Ash. They're so damn fine. I think they're just stuck in those super-tight clothes.
Drag Queen: A recurring motif. To drinking game levels.
Shepard is the official Alliance Drag Queen, although Tali objects.
Does This Remind You of Anything?: An elf asks Nazir (the Dark Brotherhood without the "hood" part) how to use his manhood. Cut to Nazir's face bent near the elf's crotch, as something white splatters all over his face while they both groan in exertion to pound out sweetrolls, which is a perfectly good way to be manly. The white stuff was glazing.
"I love...LOVE...moist towelettes. They feel so GLORIOUS upon my sweet ass. Watch." You're treated to the sight of asscheeks being wiped. (the screen even says "SHIELD YOUR EYES", with the text on the background displaying "cannot be unseen")
Most of the drawings of Jarl Balgruuf like one of the French girls.
Freeze-Frame Bonus: During the "What about the rest of your ass?" "You're lookin' at it!"]sketch, where an action prompt usually is in Mass Effect is the action "Flat Ass - Abandon".
Similarly, when one man in Skyrim attempts to purchase eight- no, NINE divine sluts, the interface flashes up "9001 Gold Removed" as he pays the stewardess.
In Oblivion 2, during the private dance, "why are you watching this you nasty freak!" pops up for a split second.
In Oblivion 3, during Thaedil's "juggling" number, a card pops up reading "WATCH AGAIN IN 3D!!!!!!!!!" In the bottom right-hand corner is the text *may or may not be real 3D and yes you still have to pay extra if you brought your own 3D glasses.
Manly Gay: "Go fiddling with any cocks here, or we're going to have a real...BIGparty." A dance party completely made of up of random guards and Thalmor start. Idolaf Battle-Born suggests that they invite some women, and gets body slammed for his troubles.
One asks that you call him "Princess" and lost his manhood years ago.
Mistaken for Gay: The guards dragged Cicero before Balgruuf because one of them thought he was a lady. Just because he takes care of his pretty, pretty body... oils it...PRESERVES IT...MASTURBATES IT...
Mr. Seahorse: One man in Skyrim unfortunately becomes this, and fears that he might end up in some holy book.
Moment Killer: It turns out the Catalyst created the Reapers to solely cockblock Maleshep.
In the sixth Skyrim video, there's not enough crack to provide the Stormcloaks with. In a heartwarming moment, everyone else in the shack donates their own crack to Ysolda, including the crack making girl who swiped some for herself. Ysolda reacts differently to that one, though.
Running Gag: Shepard's "we'll bang, OK?" line from the Mass Effect 3 poops is the most classic example of this trope, though "butt pirates" are mentioned occasionally throughout the series.
Shepard not shutting up about steak.
Three Dog's famous "Sometimes being bad feels pretty damn good" snippet (from Gamer Poop Fallout 3 #7) with Three Dog's catchphrase howling has made numerous comebacks in his Gamer Poops. Particularly with Garrus Vakarian. GP Skyrim #6 makes this a full feature, this time with Balgruuf, assisted with Nazir (who shares a voice actor with Three Dog).
"ARGH, IT BURNS!"
A woman turning out to be a man is common. Lampshaded when Commander Shepard starts suspecting that Traynor, who's coming on to him, could be a man.
The GIF of someone jiggling their buttocks is used to represent the word "ass" or "butt" in the subtitles.
The awesome face is used to censor words or private parts. In one of the Skyrim episodes, the coin design even seems to resemble an Awesome Face. invoked
At one point, subverted: it could have become a running gag in the Mass Effect poops that a Grissom Academy student would, in a deep voice that Reapers would love, go What the fuck?, in response to whatever nonsense Shepard subjects them to. The student tries it a second time, only to be told to shut up by Shepard.
One gets foisted on the man in the intro to the eight Skyrim window: the pub patrons all agree his wife is a very nice woman, but once he begins talking about how he needs a little man ass every once in a while, the pub goes silent, much to his disappointment.