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Christian Brutal Sniper
Let's see how much blood's in ya!
Christian Brutal Sniper is a series of
videos made by KelThuzadMadness. They follow the adventures of the eponymous
as he joyously kills members of BLU and RED alike, in an almost nonchalant manner. Though, there's a backstory to this, and it's very,
Videos in the main series by KelThuzadMadness include: This series provides examples of: Affably Evil Ax-Crazy: STAB, STAB, STAB!! Back from the Dead: Origins has CBS climbing out of a grave after being shot in the head. Badass Normal: Well, "normal" compared to Painis Cupcake and Vagineer. To insane degrees, too. He's not only the only character so far who proved to be able to hold his own against Painis Cupcake, no, he was actually able to curbstomp him! There even was also a CBS fan made vid out there where he takes on and makes short work of ALL the TF2 Freaks in rapid succession. Even more indicative of this trope is that he uses a simple radio to play his Leitmotif, when most other Freaks just have it as background music when they appear. Bloody Hilarious Body Horror: The many ways CBS treats and kills his victims often result in this. For one, he shoved an aluminum bat up the Demoman's leg. Catch Phrase: "It's like Christmas mornin'." Ceiling Cling Darker and Edgier: Origins. Disproportionate Retribution What Revenge would be, if CBS didn't usually kill people just for fun anyway. Dissonant Serenity Driven to Madness: Origins implies that being left for dead by the BLU team and then set up for betrayal by the BLU Spy destroyed CBS's sanity. Eldritch Abomination: It's unclear if CBS is one of these, but he's fought two of the most famous abominations of the Team Fortress 2 fandom, Painis Cupcake and the Vagineer. He can nonchalantly and bare-handedly tear Snyphurr in half, resulting in a Rain of Blood. That's what we call a Humanoid Abomination. Again also has him turn his head 180 degrees before beheading the Engineer with the Heavy's spinal column. Evil Laugh Eye Scream: The Demoman gets a kukri shoved into his good eye, then set on fire. Oww. Forced Meme Glass Cannon: As powerful as he is, he's still a Sniper, and thus can't take many hits. Painis Cupcake uses this to his advantage in Painis Cupcake's Revenge. Gorn: CBS's handiwork on his victims can be quite bloody, usually involving cutting him up and pulling out an organ. Hyperspace Arsenal: The vast majority of which are melee weapons He's Back: Didn't get killed by Vagineer after all, then showed up at the creator's doorstep in an unusually awesome fashion. Improbable Weapon User: He cuts off the Engineer's head by using THE HEAVY'S SPINE! Leitmotif: Though the creator uses several songs in his videos for whenever CBS shows up, The Millionare's Holiday by Combustible Edison seems to be the one that most fans associate with him. Left the Background Music On: CBS is probably the only Freak that requires a radio for his theme song. Made of Plasticine: The reason he can cut people in half when he falls on them. Morality Pet: The RED spy, who CBS never kills. He also seems to be his partner-in-crime, according to Fortress Dogs and Origins. Nightmare Face Nonindicative Name: The "Christian" aspect of his character is purely there for the Running Gag in the comments, and has never been brought up in the videos themselves. Off with His Head!: How he usually kills people. Pet the Dog: If his interactions with GentleSpy are of any indication, he actually can be a nice guy to anyone who helps him out and is polite about it. GentleSpy even complained about him getting blood on his suit, which the normal RED Spy never has the gall to do, and CBS actually apologized to him and gave him a kunai to compensate. Powerful Pick Random Events Plot: All of the videos except Origins and Revenge. Real Song Theme Tune Retcon: Meta example. Another user made a video of CBS getting killed by Vagineer instead. Revenge revealed that this was just that, a video, on whose creator Christian Brutal Sniper quickly took revenge. Roaring Rampage of Revenge: Most of Origins consisted of one. Running Gag: Several. Whenever he does his characteristic drop in, he always cuts someone in half, followed by " Critical Hit" appearing. The R.E.D. Spy de-cloaking at the end, usually commenting on the situation CBS has put him in. CBS throwing whatever he's holding, followed by the death cry of an off-screen Scout. In the comments and the description: Some form of Why is he Christian?! or otherwise. Slasher Smile: Subverted in that he seems genuinely ecstatic with what he does after showing his deformed smile. Sociopathic Hero: The eponymous character shows some signs of this. When he isn't killing people just for fun of it. Start of Darkness: Origins. Team Killer: Kills BLU and RED team members indiscriminately. The RED Spy as well if his role in Fortress Dogs (where he sets the RED Demoman on fire) is any indication. That Poor Scout: His weapons tend to hit a random scout whenever they are thrown off screen(which is often by the way). This Is Gonna Suck: Seconds before he dies, the Engineer notes to the Scout: "Start praying, boy." Throwing Your Kukris, Spines, Axes and Radios Always Works