Literature: Why Not Me
Why Not Me? The Inside Story of the Making and Unmaking of the Franken Presidency is a 1998 satirical novel by Al Franken about his fictional run for President of the United States in the 2000 election.In the story, former comedian Franken decides to run for president on a single-issue platform (abolishing ATM fees) and challenge the frontrunner and likely shoo-in, then-Vice President Al Gore, in the Democratic primary. Despite daunting odds, and disastrous P.R. stunts by Franken and his campaign staff, a combination of avarice and circumstance allows Franken to win in a Landslide Election. However, it soon becomes apparent after his inauguration that Franken is not up to the being leader of the free world...While it was a farce at the time of publication, it later became Hilarious in Hindsight when the Real Life Franken embarked on a political career and became a U.S. senator from Minnesota. Fortunately for the inhabitants of that state, Franken is less of a Jerk Ass and a more competent lawmaker, and doesn't routinely insult the voters like his fictional counterpart (as far as we know).
This film provides examples of:
- Adaptational Attractiveness: Compare "Franni" on the cover and Franni in person◊.
- Arc Number: 144 in the epilogue.
- Ax-Crazy: Or, in Otto Franken's case, "Board Crazy."
- Al himself later becomes Board Crazy when high on his anti-depressants, hatching an insane plan to kill Saddam Hussein by parachuting into Iraq and striking him with a board.
- Dark Horse Victory: Franken goes from obscure dark horse candidate to president, with the biggest landslide victory since Nixon.
- Framing Device: The three books within a book make up the novel, starting with Franken's ficticious autobiography Daring to Lead; Franken's campaign diary covering the Iowa and New Hampshire primaries; and a behind-the-scenes exposť by Bob Woodward covering Franken's brief term.
- Hero Antagonist: Al Gore, whose attempted exposure of Franken's shenanigans backfires and costs him the nomination.
- History Marches On: Everybody knows who really won the 2000 election and the hijinks the country had to go through to declare him the winner. Whether said victor was worse than the fictional Franken depends on one's political inclination, and that is all that will be said on the matter.
- Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche, who are supposed to be the surrogate parents of Franken's clone, broke up after Heche no longer identified as a lesbian.
- Joe Lieberman really did become the Democratic vice presidential nominee in 2000, but become so far-right in the years afterward that the Democrats would now never accept him as a presidential pick.
- It Will Never Catch On: Averted. Although most people in Real Life would see ATM useage fees as a frivilous non-issue, pundit chatter in-universe turns it into a sleeper issue that bolsters Franken's popularity. When the Millennium Bug only affects ATMs, the momentum helps Franken beat Al Gore to the Democratic nomination.
- Jerk Ass: Pretty much everyone in the Franken campaign. Probably the only likeable character is Franken's wife.
- Know When to Fold 'Em: Averted with Gore; even after getting crushed in the Democratic primaries, several newspaper headlines repeatedly say that Gore "vows to fight on" despite Franken's popularity.
- Karma Houdini: Franken pardons himself while the rest of the administration lands in prison.
- Landslide Election: Franken's defeat of Gore (who even loses in his home state of Tennessee) in the primaries, and his defeat of Newt Gingrich in the national election.
- Nice Character, Mean Actor: Plenty of examples on Franken's part, especially his campaign diary that is loaded with insults against the inhabitants of both New Hampshire and Iowa. It bites him in the ass when he has to hand over the diary to a congressional committee.
- Nice Job Fixing It, Villain: Franken's decision to pick Joe Lieberman as his running mate is considered one of the few good things to come out of his presidency, as Lieberman turns out to be one of the greatest presidents in history and leads the country through an eighteen year-long period of prosperity.
- Noodle Incident: Norm serves time in prison with ex-Disney boss Michael Eisner, who was imprisoned over the "Space Mountain disaster of 2002."
- That Came Out Wrong: Franken's inauguration speech. In the middle of trying to apologize for slavery, Franken makes a highly offensive impression of a black character from the movie Mandingo. The speech results in a backlash.
- Your Cheating Heart: Franken routinely cheats on his wife and boasts and his conquests in the campaign diary in graphic detail.