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Literature: The Heather Wells Mysteries
A series of Meg Cabot books about Heather Wells, a former child Idol Singer, whose label dropped her. She now works at a university as a dorm administrator. In every book, someone ends up dead, and Heather investigates while dealing with her crazy co-workers, annoying, cheating ex-boyfriend (also a famous pop star) a police officer who believes she's nothing but trouble, and her huge crush on her roommate/landlord/former flame's brother.

So far the series consists of five titles:
  • Size Twelve Is Not Fat
  • Size 14 Is Not Fat Either
  • Big Boned
  • Size 12 and Ready to Rock
  • The Bride Wore Size 12

Tropes in The Heather Wells Mysteries include:

  • Acro Fatic: Subverted; Heather hates exercise of any sort; her excuse for not running with her boss in Size 12 is Not Fat is that she doesn't like shin splints. In Big Boned we see that she is a terrible runner.
  • Ascended Extra: Gavin McGoren appears in Size 12 Is Not Fat when Heather chases him down for elevator surfing. He has a more significant role in Size 14 Is Not Fat Either.
  • Adult Fear: Your little girl is all grown up and heading off to college! Wait, she's found dead in an elevator shaft, and the police think she was elevator surfing. Or her head is put in one of the kitchen pots, with the rest of her shoved down the disposal.
    • Heather even jokes that she wishes she could take up Cooper's advice to wrap all the residents in Bubble-Wrap to keep them safe.
    • Several parents act on this fear when field producer Jared gets poisoned in Size 12 and Ready to Rock, taking their girls home before Tania's Rockaway Camp is over. Doesn't help that Gary Hall, a man in his late forties and Tania's abusive ex-husband, poses as a college student and chokes one of the campers while ostensibly giving her singing lessons. That girl is going to need therapy and much more than Cartwright Corporations covering her college expenses.
    • Heather's mom Janet has a minor example, when she realizes that abandoning her daughter lead to Heather becoming jaded, mistrustful of others and has to work in a residence hall. Subverted when Heather asserts that she likes the new life she has, and that she doesn't know why her mom wants to mess it up again.
    • So the woman who stole your ex-boyfriend has decided she wants your current boyfriend and fiance to be her new bodyguard. What's to say she won't seduce him as well, or he won't die protecting her from a stray bullet? Fortunately, Cooper assures Heather that he's only taking the job to protect Heather, since Tania has moved the camp to Fischer Hall and thus whoever is stalking her might hurt Heather in the crossfire.
  • Always Murder: Though in The Bride Wore Size 12 the MLI Eva for the district only realizes it was such after examining Jasmine's body and finds signs that she was smothered.
  • The Alcoholic: Mrs. Cartwright and her daughter Jessica, as shown in Size 12 and Ready to Rock. Mrs. Allington is another example from Size 12 Is Not Fat.
  • Amateur Sleuth: Heather Wells, obviously, though she will get her degree in criminal justice. Cooper is a professional.
  • Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: Used with some frequency in the books
    Jordan: Dead girls and condoms and drug dealers. And you smoke now. What kind of life is this, Heather? What kind of life?
  • Armored Closet Gay: Red Herring Coach Steve Andrews
  • The Atoner: Heather's father is one after being released from prison, though his redemption path is Played for Laughs. Tania Trace becomes one in Size 12 and Ready to Rock after moving her summer camp for girls to Fischer Hall and hiring Cooper as her new bodyguard.
  • Brainless Beauty: Jordan Cartwright.
  • Big Eater: Heather and Cooper. Cooper keeps his weight down by playing basketball, however.
  • Big Beautiful Woman: Heather, at least for Gavin, Cooper and Tad.
  • Black Sheep: Cooper Cartwright, after he refused to join Easy Street with his brother and sign with Cartwright Records, instead becoming a private detective.
  • Dude Where Is My Respect: Heather in Size 14 Is Not Fat Either has done the police a big service by helping them bust a campus drug ring. Her boss gets promoted to a better hall, and she gets a Dove candy bar.
  • Easily Forgiven: Averted, for any character who has crossed Heather unless they work to earn her trust back.
    • Tania Trace takes a while to get on Heather's good side, and that's after apologizing for stealing Jordan and revealing a history of Domestic Abuse that drove her to seduce Jordan from Heather and ruin the former's romantic life. They manage to bond, and Tania even hires a cleaning service for the brownstone apartment, which Heather has always wanted.
    • Chris Allington never earns Heather's trust back, not that he cares, because he doesn't apologize for seducing freshmen virgins after dumping Rachel and tends to engage in irresponsible behavior.
    • Where to start with Heather's mom, Janet Wells? Heather calls her a Manipulative Bitch and a Stage Mom that left Heather when the latter's record deal got cancelled, taking all the money from Heather's savings. She also only returns to the States when the statute of limitation on her embezzlement expires, her boyfriend, Heather's former stage manager, apparently gets angry and starts stalking her and Janet thinks she can move in with Heather and Cooper. Heather and Cooper don't agree to let bygones be bygones, and tell her to Get Out. Eventually, Janet realizes that she can't mend her relationship with Heather and apologizes after Cooper protects her from her ex-boyfriend, leaving Heather with a gift of several dozen bracelets that turn out to be $250,000 worth of platinum, which pays back some of the money she stole from Heather.
    • Stephanie Brewer, the stage producer, gains a bit more sympathy when having to deal with the teenage campers in Size 12 and Ready to Rock, after insulting Heather and forcing Tania Trace to stay on camera while fainting. That said, she and Heather never become friends.
    • Nicole Cartwright is the only exception, because she actually is sorry for the drama that ensued for inviting Heather's mother to the wedding, and Heather doesn't want to alienate any of Cooper's family.
  • Former Child Star: Heather, though unlike other examples of the trope she actually has no long-lasting problems apart from Parental Abandonment and financial losses.
  • He Is Not My Boyfriend: Happens with Cooper. Although they don't always correct the error.
  • Hidden Depths: Tania Trace. When we first hear about her, she's just the pop superstar who Heather caught in flagrante with Jordan. In the fourth book, she reveals a surpisingly sweet nature, an abusive ex-husband she's trying to avoid, and shows that she and Jordan really do care about each other and their unborn child.
  • Hot for Student: Tad Tocco, algebra professor, for Heather. Also Gary Hall for Tania Trace.
  • Hot For Resident Hall Administrator: Gavin for Heather. He then finds a younger version of her named Jamie.
  • I Have Your Hall Resident: Gavin in Size 14 Is Not Fat Either.
  • Jade-Colored Glasses: Heather and Cooper, Heather because of her record deal going sour and being abandoned by every adult possible, including Grant Cartwright. Cooper is this way because of his family, and also because of his job.
  • Karma Houdini: A few examples come to mind.
    • Cooper Cartwright's father, Grant Cartwright, for making Heather destitute, and for laughing at her written songs pays nothing for his cruelty, financially or emotionally. He even gets invited to her wedding, as a familial obligation. Heather has to grit her teeth and bear it.
    • Chris Allington, for seducing female virgins and not speaking up when he suspects who might be killing them. Though Cooper threatens to reveal his past relationships with virgin freshmen if Chris and Stephanie spill the beans to Jordan about Cooper's upcoming marriage to Heather
  • Kick the Dog: Pretty much the book premise. Heather, after gaining too much weight and nearing thirty, loses her record deal after asking the Cartwright CEO if she could write her own songs. Then her singer boyfriend cheats on her with Tania Trace and dumps her, and her mother runs off with all her money to Argentina. The book starts after she has gotten a job at a residence hall.
  • Manipulative Bastard: Cooper Cartwright's father, Grant Cartwright, since he is a Corrupt Corporate Executive. Heather's mother is said to have been one.
  • My God, You Are Serious: Heather, Tom Snelling, and Coach Andrews's reaction to Cooper being offered a job as Tania Trace's bodyguard in Size 12 and Ready to Rock.
  • Mystery Magnet: Heather again. Enough of a magnet to concern Cooper.
  • No Celebrities Were Harmed: Jordan Cartwright, Heather's ex from boy band Easy Street, bears a certain resemblance to Nick Carter of Backstreet Boys. With a little Justin Timberlake thrown in.
    • Heather was based on Britney Spears, minus the drug abuse and alcohol rehab stints.
  • Parental Abandonment: Heather's mom took off with her manager and all Heather's money to Argentina. Her dad's in jail, though he appears in three books.
  • Private Detective: Cooper Cartwright
  • Reality Ensues: A few examples come to mind.
    • Apparently not all information is available on the Internet, including marriage records. Sometimes Cooper has to bribe a district attorney to get access to them.
    • Cooper about police facial recognition technology, explaining why it doesn't work the way it does on television in Size 12 and Ready to Rock.
    • Contrary to what Nicole Cartwright believes in The Bride Wore Size 12, inviting an estranged and manipulative mother to her daughter's wedding will not result in a happy reunion between the two if said mother stole her daughter's money and left her to rot.
  • Rescue Romance: What Cooper's sisters believe that Cooper did for Heather, by giving her a home with free rent in exchange for accounting after she lost her record deal and her boyfriend Jordan.
  • Shipper on Deck: EVERY character after Heather and Cooper get engaged, except for Gavin and Jordan.
  • Starbucks Skin Scale: Tania Trace is described as having "cappucino" skin.
  • Sue Donym: In Size 14... Heather Snelling
    Size 4 Girl: Ohmigod, she DOES look like Heather Wells!
    Heather: Yeah, I get that a lot. Since my name is Heather. And I look like Heather Wells.
  • Took a Level in Badass: Heather in all spades. From getting held hostage in Size 12 Is Not Fat to earning the police's respect and shooting Howard Chen in the hand to save a freshman hostage.
  • Tranquil Fury: Heather every time someone calls her "fat" or undermines her authority. It's one of her greatest strengths.

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