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Literature: The Baby Jesus Butt Plug

WARNING: DO NOT MOLEST THE BABY JESUS

In a dystopic world where human beings are photocopied instead of born, and people are slaves to corporations, anyone with enough cash can buy a pet baby that looks like anyone they like, from John Lennon to Jesus. A young couple buy themselves a baby jesus from a litter for the apparently common practice of using it for anal sex - so common, in fact, that the owner of the baby jesus warns them against exactly that. They don't listen, though, and that's where things start to get weird...

The Baby Jesus Butt Plug was written by Carlton Melick III and can be found in The Bizarro Starter Kit.

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