Literature: Shatnerquake

No one is safe as William Shatner, William Shatner, William Shatner, William Shatner, William Shatner, William Shatner, William Shatner and William Shatner team up to kill... William Shatner.

When William Shatner arrives at the first annual ShatnerCon, he is confronted by hordes of his own fans, who worship his various media incarnations - and an attempted terrorist attack by the Campbellians, crazed fans of Bruce Campbell. However, the attack is thwarted by a humble movie projectionist, who unwittingly summons an even more dangerous threat: every character ever played by William Shatner, who all arrive with a single goal in mind: Kill the real William Shatner.

Yeah, it's a bizarro novel. How'd you guess?

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