A modern military fiction series written by John Ringo, focusing on Mike "Ghost" Harmon/Jenkins, a former Navy SEAL, and all-around Anti-Hero. The first book is a self-admitted author wank piece with a significant focus on BDSM that was originally not intended for publication. However, between fan response to a snippet posted on Baen's Bar, and the head of Baen Books (at the time, Jim Baen, who has since passed away) insisting that it be printed, it was published for release to the public. Works later in the series (starting with Kildar), however, tend more towards, as described elsewhere in the comments to the linked LiveJournal entry, below, "man builds stuff and gets lots of pussy".The inspiration for OH JOHN RINGO NO, an opinion which the man himself shares. Involves lots of hookers, harems, BDSM, and plenty of dakka, with bouts of blowing shit up.Currently, the series consists of the following books:
Ghost: Mike finds himself in pursuit of terrorists who are into abduction and WMD smuggling.
Kildar: After taking a wrong turn in some Georgian mountains, Mike becomes the unwitting lord of the mysterious and deadly Keldara.
Choosers of the Slain: A powerful US senator asks for Mike's help in locating his daughter, who has been taken by sex slavers. Not all is as meets the eye, though, and the secrets Mike and the Keldara uncover may be more dangerous than the armed men in their way.
Unto the Breach: A Russian microbiologist is forced by unsavoury characters to abscond with biological weapons and Mike must retrieve him. With dubious Russian assistance and the Chechens on their tail, though, things are going to get complicated fast.
A Deeper Blue: Mike and the Keldara are called back to the US to help foil an imminent chemical weapons attack. However, Mike's head is not in the game and the local agencies are uncooperative.
Tiger by the Tail: In operations against pirates in the seas around southeastern Asia, the Kildar and his team stumble upon a highly valuable and highly classified cargo originally bound for Myanmar. Mike and the team investigate to get to the bottom of what's happening in the newly democratic (as of the novel's setting) nation.
And Show It To You: Mother Lenka, in Unto the Breach, rips the heart out of a captured Chechen fighter, and bites into it, the last thing its former owner sees before dying.
And This Is for...: Lasko gives a low-key one in Unto the Breach when he kills the enemy sniper who killed Sion.
Anyone Can Die: Ringo isn't afraid to let named, familiar characters bite it. Towards the end of Unto The Breach, a number of familiar faces are taken out one after another.
Arranged Marriage: The traditional setup for the Keldara is to have marriages arranged by the Fathers and Mothers (leaders, pretty much) of the Keldaran families.
Ass Shove: In A Deeper Blue, the central receiver for the bugs Katya plants on Juan Gonzales' boat is hidden in her rectum, before being installed.
As You Know: Used to lead off the briefing on the VX nerve gas at the beginning of A Deeper Blue. Given a Lampshade Hanging a few paragraphs later with the acknowledgement of the speaker that he's covering old ground for those at the briefing.
Mike's mental commentary on the politically correct history class he'd just had. Although, John Ringo admits he wrote the character to be as negative as possible.
OTOH, the scene in question was a screening of Roots, which Mike gets thrown out of for laughing out loud during the "whites chasing and capturing blacks" scene. He'd done enough library research to know that slavers usually bought the slaves directly from the tribes.
A more subtle one - it's unclear how much time passes between books, but apparently the Republicans are always in control of the White House, Congress, and everything else.
Badass Bystander: A Deeper Blue has Will Carter, a former National Guardsman who helps Mike load his LMG and punches out a terrorist.
Break the Haughty: Katya starts out as a cold psychopathic bitch who's constantly causing troubles for the people, until Unto the Breach, when she's in a helicopter forced to fly over a trio of enemy bunkers armed with heavy machine guns, and one of the people in the chopper gets their guts blasted all over her and the helicopter's interior by a round. Seeing the effect breaks her the way earlier threats of being killed for acting like a bitch hadn't. Later she's said to occasionally even be helpful to those she hassled earlier, though the others aren't sure if the change of heart will actually hold.
Byronic Hero: Mike admits even to himself that, at heart, he's a rapist, held back only by his warrior code. His restraint of his own dark impulses compels him to do absolutely awful things to those who don't control those impulses. Katya is essentially his Distaff Counterpart, but as we get to hear very little of her internal struggles, she just comes off as his protege in sadistic heroism.
As the situation gets worse in Unto the Breach, various heads of state call the US President about some highly sensitive material the Keldara are holding onto from Choosers of the Slain.
The intel expert seconded to the Keldara in A Deeper Blue is "Bambi" from Ghost.
Cat Fight: A Deeper Blue includes one between Britney, Greznya, and an undercover Katya including a lot of Clothing Damage. It was fake, used to help Greznya break contact with Katya after an information drop, to not reveal the mission.
The Cavalry Arrives Late: In Choosers of the Slain, Katya kills an assassin before the reinforcements show up. "About time you showed up. Reinforcements my ass."
Closest Thing We Got: In Choosers of the Slain, there's a conversation between Mike and one of the girls he rescued from the snuff house in Rozaje, Montenegro in the course of a mission. He points out that he's not an expert in rape counciling, and what little he knows is from a former lover who did it professionally, but the girl replies that Mike is as close as she can get to one at the moment given the Keldara are still on the mission at the time.
Debate and Switch: In Unto the Breach, Mike falls for Gretchen, whose hand has been promised to another. He tries to force himself to perish the thought, but struggles with it, including thinking of pulling an Uriah Gambit. Eventually, though, both Gretchen and Kiril (her fiancee) get KIA, sparing the trouble.
Dressing as the Enemy: Inverted in A Deeper Blue, where mooks disguise as a friendly tactical team and later DEA agents.
Driven to Suicide: Many of the people listed in the files retrieved during the Albanian operation in Choosers of the Slain have been quietly informed of the existence of the files, resulting in a lot of them committing suicide. Japanese businessmen in particular are said to have all killed themselves after being informed their activities were recorded.
Droit du Seigneur: Mike is reluctant to follow through with a tradition that requires the Kildar to deflower a newly married Keldaran woman, with the reasoning that you don't have sex with the brides of men who have guns at your back, but is eventually convinced to accept it by the village elders. The Keldara men are actually pretty cool with it, though. A few books later, he figures out the real reason for it and refuses to do it again. The Keldara don't really care about the dowry that the tradition is nominally about; they use it to introduce fresh genes into their otherwise-isolated community...
Dropped a Bridge on Him: Mikhail in Choosers of the Slain, who gets unceremoniously gunned down without a proper death scene after we've been with him for nearly the whole book.
Drowning My Sorrows: Mike does this at the start of A Deeper Blue, unable to get over Gretchen's death in Unto the Breach.
Dumb Muscle: Shota has difficulty counting to five, but wears ridiculous amounts of armour and carries a rocket launcher like the other Keldara carry rifles.
Dying Dream: Ringo said that at one point he was tempted to make the entirety of the series be the dying dream of the protagonist as he died of hypothermia and anoxia while hidden in the nose wheel well of the airplane he snuck aboard in Ghost. He joked that what made him not take that route was that many of his readers (especially of this series) tend to be well armed.
Empty Quiver: Three nukes are the weapons of mass destruction that are claimed to have been stolen by terrorists in Unto the Breach, to the US president, instead of the actual theft, due to the sensitive nature of the stolen material. Not really a subversion, though, as the reader is aware from the start about the real WMD that's been stolen, as the theft scene is at the very beginning of the book.
Even Evil Has Standards: Katya is an absolutely frigid self-serving sadist bitch, but Kurt Schwenke's use of chemical tortures on prostitutes appalls even her.
Evil Counterpart: It's a thin line between Katya, the sadistic, murderous whore and Kurt, the sadistic, murderous rapist. Their scene at the end of Unto the Breach even starts to slide into Worthy Opponent when they fight to a draw. Though there is mutual respect of sorts, they don't hate each other any less.
Exact Words: In A Deeper Blue, Mike promises to not kill a terrorist that he was interrogating. After getting the desired information, he kept his word. Oleg delivered the killing blow.
Expy: The President apparently with the last name Cliff, by a few blink-and-you'll-miss-it name drops in the first book is one of George W. Bush. The first and second Iraq wars are mentioned in passing, and the president even remarks that not forcing a regime change is what one of the things that cost his father the election in 1991.
Eye Scream: Katya talks about gouging out several "bad guy" eyes and injecting the poison weapon she's given in Choosers of the Slain into them, but doesn't actually get to do it until near the end of A Deeper Blue, to the drug smuggler who was working with Islamic terrorists to sneak VX into the US.
Fat Suit: Unto the Breach has superspy Jay donning a fat suit as part of a disguise during a mission.
Gatling Good: The Dragon, from Unto the Breach, has 4 Gatling guns mounted to fire forward. The other Hind has the more conventional loadout of a minigun to each side for defense, in the troop transport role, as is done in Real Life. The young woman whose death caused Mike's Heroic BSOD (well, OK, for certain values of "heroic", given Mike's Anti-Hero status) was killed while manning one of them on a medevac mission.
Genre Savvy: Mike and Adams display this in the opening of Tiger by the Tail, noting that as the op is going very well, it's going to go to hell sooner or later. Then Mike decides to make sure:
In Choosers of the Slain, MI 6 agent Charles Calthrop pulls out a Winchester .454 revolver, after initially reaching for a service-issue Walther to fight back against multiple gunmen in the defense of Katya and Natalya.
Mike's Desert Eagle .50 cal pistol from A Deeper Blue, with large caliber pistols discussed a bit with a terrorist whose head said pistol is aimed at.
Mike, in Choosers of the Slain, made plans for meeting Pierson in a bar after the talk with Senator Traskel, though meeting with the Senate leadership is noted to have been more of a "ballbuster" for him.
In Unto the Breach, after flying low and slow (due to the helicopter being heavily overloaded) past a trio of enemy bunkers Captain Kacey Bathlick says to her helicopter's crew chief that after "one hairy fucking mission" she seriously needs a drink... Kacey doesn't drink. She later laments, in A Deeper Blue, that some times she wishes her water were beer when she's told about the Rite of Kardane and what happened with Gretchen.
In the Back: In Unto the Breach a Keldara says that he doesn't like slaughtering people from ambush, even if it is very effective.
The Infiltration: Katya is used in the task for most of the series, and is being trained by Jay to improve her abilities in it starting with Choosers of the Slain.
Informed Flaw: Mike's knees are said to be bad, which forced his retirement from the SEALS, but other than brief mentions it doesn't seem to really slow him down all that much.
Insecurity Camera: The security cameras at the biological weapons facility from the prologue of Unto the Breech were positioned, thanks to what the naration calls "typical Russian inefficiency", so as to leave a dead spot in their coverage, which is exploited by intruders. Several cameras being shot out by the intruders gets only a casual look by the monitoring staff, with ultimately fatal results for the staff.
Insult to Rocks: In Unto the Breach Father Kulcyanov says that calling Stalin a pig is an insult to pigs.
Jurisdiction Friction: With FBI agents pulled to Florida from all over the country, in A Deeper Blue, to deal with a possible terrorist attack using VX nerve gas, those from New York run into trouble "interfacing" with Lake County deputies, who hold a rather low opinion of the FBI in general due to previous conflicts, and an FBI motto that seems to the locals to be "Ready, Fire, Aim."
Just Between You and Me: A rapist and murderer does this in Choosers of the Slain. He didn't know his would-be victim was wired.
Karma Houdini: As of A Deeper Blue, Kurt Schwenke still hasn't been brought to justice.
"Be careful what she teaches her," Adams said, without looking up. "You might get a very nasty surprise." "Are you talking about Anastasia teaching Katya or the other way around?" Nielson asked, grinning. "Yes."
All together now... "OH JOHN RINGO NO!" Also, Mike "collects hookers like cats!"
That's not a harem, it's a fucking entourage.
Mighty Glacier: Shota. He may be dumb as a box of rocks, but he's shown at one point wearing armor so heavy that opening a explosive-trapped door just knocked him on his ass, his favored weapon is a rocket launcher, and when an enemy made it into the trench where the Keldara were fighting, Shota just picked him up and bashed him against the wall until he stopped squealing.
Shota (just after having a claymore go off in his face): I donít like doors anymore. I donít like bombs. Adams (who was unfortunate enough to have Shota land on him): Youíre alive?
The Mole: In A Deeper Blue, several Islamics in ordinary positions are used to assist the VX attack on Florida, although one of them only does so at gunpoint once he discovers what he's being told to actually do.
More Dakka: Plenty to be found throughout the series, but particularly demonstrated by the slaughter of the bunkers mentioned above, and the improved M-60s used at the end of the battle with the Chechens.
Obstructive Bureaucrat: In the series as a whole, obstructive bureaucrats (particularly US government ones) are occasional roadblocks to the Keldara doing their jobs. However, since their boss is personal friends with the President of the United States, the bureaucrats don't remain obstructive for very long.
Oh Crap: In Unto the Breach Mike has one when he learns that there are 4000 Chechens after their ~100.
Old Shame: Ghost was John Ringo clearing his head of ideas that he couldn't shake. His gleeful participation in the "OH JOHN RINGO NO" meme should show you what he thinks of it. Word Of God says that the working title was The Wanker Piece before marketing forced him to drop it.
In Tiger by the Tail, Mike has discovered Firefly too and gave out callsigns based on it.
Outside Ride: Mike, at the beginning of Ghost, does this on the van that's being used to kidnap coeds.
Pink Mist: What the commander of a Chechen Islamic army was turned into by Lasko, in Unto the Breach. Live on international television. From roughly two miles away.
Profiling: In A Deeper Blue, Middle Eastern terrorists are threatening to unleash VX on Florida. As the situation spins closer and closer to deadline, the situation isn't helped by the fact that the local law enforcement is concerned that the media would accuse them of it if they prioritized suspects based on nationality or color of skin, bringing up issues related to racial profiling. The Keldara, on the other hand, think the searches would go much quicker if they did so, bringing proof to back up their claim. Unfortunately, the first time they do, they walk right into a trap. From then on, though, it's shown as unfailing.
Punch Clock Hero: Mike's team, Keldara and otherwise are this. They are mercenaries after all.
Ranger: US Army Rangers are sometimes detailed to guard the Keldara valley. We get to see some up close in Unto the Breach. Colonel Nielson was also Ranger-tabbed.
Real Men Wear Pink: It's revealed in Choosers of the Slain that Mike is, in addition to being a BadassAnti-Hero, a good cook, and not of simple meals like one would expect of "bachelor chow".
Retired Badass: Mike, for pretty much the entirety of the first novel, aside from an occasional gig as a "troubleshooter" for the government.
Rich Idiot with No Day Job: This is how Mike Jenkins formerly Harmon describes himself in the second section of the first book, using the term "boat bum", while living off of the 25 million dollar reward money from killing Osama bin Laden.
Rule Of Cool: Leave your disbelief at the door. If it's cool, it's in, practicality and reality be damned. The author has even acknowledged that "REALITY DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY". Specifically if it was realistic the main character would be dead on page 6 of Book 1 (Ringo even joked that he was considering ending the series with the revelation that he DID die and that everything else was a Dying Dream).
Safe, Sane and Consensual: With on exception in the very first book involving an underage hooker, Mike goes out of his way to discuss the technical details of BDSMas far as consent and safety goes, including discussions about Safe Words and limits for the other participant(s).
Screw the Rules, I Have Connections!: Lightly used in A Deeper Blue. When an admiral objects to Adams pulling a cigar, the former is asked to check whose authority is behind him.note The US President's. The man quickly gives in.
Sherlock Scan: Jay does this to Katya when he's first introduced to her, in Unto the Breach. He doesn't, however, reveal how he deduced the assessment, which the reader only knows to be true from previous info given about her.
Choosers of the Slain has an SPR being placed against the door lock and shot out with a burst.
Shotguns used by the intruders in the prologue of Unto the Breach serve as the method of destroying the locks in the building they're raiding. Later, in the extraction of Katya, Shota's shotgun is used on the lock for the door to the building they're attacking.
Spotting The Thread: In Ghost, when looking for a nuclear bomb in the press parking lot at Notre Dame where the Pope was scheduled to speak, Mike identifies the enemy agent when he claims to be from Alabama, but is eating his meal in the Continental style (not switching the fork to the right hand to cut with a knife in the left) instead of the American one.
Spy Fiction: Discussed in Choosers of the Slain, between Mike and an MI 6 agent killing some time during a lull in the action, particularly how the Tuxedo and Martini variety is incredibly unrealistic, with the Stale Beer that's actual intelligence work is rather boring. Later in the series the actual spycraft by Katya is of the Stale Beer variety, although with some high-tech enhancement thanks to the US government in Choosers.
Stealth Pun: In A Deeper Blue, Mike's crimson-red sports car is damaged, so he has it repainted in the Mountain Tiger colors. He had a red Ford, but he wants to paint it black.
Strawman Political: The French internal security representative in Part III of the first book of the series. The college Co-Eds in the first part are a very borderline example, being mostly typical upper-middle class American teenagers.
In Unto the Breach one Chechen scoffs at tales of the Keldara eating hearts. If you've gotten this far down the page...
Mike deliberately invokes this in Tiger by the Tail, asking "What's the worst that could happen?" to ensure shit will hit the fan. Adams lampshades this.
Terror Hero: The Keldara are Type 5s. In Unto the Breach, a Chechen leader notes that even the Spetznaz were only hated, not feared... but the Keldara are feared, and now even more so due to being trained by American special forces who are a double trouble of fear to the muj.
Mike, at one point, recites the Shakespeare quote that gave the book Unto the Breach its name.
"Right up your alley, Las," Mike said, his face hard. "Choosers of the slain."
Mike is said to be listening to Paint it Black at one point in A Deeper Blue, with the relevant part of the song the opening quote of the prologue.
To the Pain: In Unto the Breach, the captured Russian microbiologist invokes this trope when explaining to his captor why he was bracing for an impact and nervously checking his watch:
Dr. Arensky: Because as you were bundling me about and threatening me I was slipping three small needles into your thigh. ...You probably didn't notice the slight pain what with everything else. One of them was coated in a product derived of argot. That's bread mold to you. It causes a reaction called Saint Vitus' Dance. Think of it as LSD. Psychotropic, hallucinogenic, very effective. You're probably already feeling the effects; it's fast stuff. If that didn't get you, the second was coated in a nasty little microbe that is found in sink drains world-wide. Very rarely kills anyone despite that; most people don't eat food they pick out of the sink drain. However, if it is cultured by an expert and then stuck into someone's thigh, it will spread through the bloodstream rather fast. Oh, it's not going to kill you for three or four days, but that one was guaranteed . The last was, I'm pretty sure, botulinus toxin. One of the tins of meat you left us was rather swelled and the resultant culture sure looked like botulinus. And botulinus is nasty. A teaspoon would kill a city. The amount I gave you would only kill, say, an elephant. By the way, that would have killed me if I'd eaten it. Such great care you took, too... (cue car crash)
Too Kinky to Torture: In A Deeper Blue, Anastasia is kidnapped and tortured for information, but as she's a hardcore BDSM submissive, the beating only turns her on, allowing her to engage in some impromptu information warfare (see Torture Always Works, below).
... except when being done on on someone who gets off on being given pain. Anastasia, mentioned above, is questioned for names of Mike's team, but she instead gives the interrogator a list of his own goons.
Also averted in Tiger by the Tail. One at least has a reason she's a Chinese covert operative, presumably trained to resist, but the other, a seemingly ordinary pirate leader, has no excuse.
Elsewhere in the series, particularly A Deeper Blue, this trope is played straight.
Truth in Television: Wait... given the Rule Of Cool entry, above, how?! The sex trade is very much a real problem, especially eastern Europe. Ringo and Luc Besson were not just making that up for the sake of the story.
Uriah Gambit: Discussed in Unto the Breach, between Mike and Anastasia, in regards to Kiril, fiance of Gretchen, but ultimately rejected as a solution to both Mike and Kiril being madly in love with Gretchen, the latter of which was formally arranged to marry her by Keldara custom.
The Usual Adversaries: Extremist Muslims across the series, although the exact subtype varies between terrorists, Chechen paramilitaries and slavers.
Valley Girl: Katya takes up this sort of persona as a disguise in A Deeper Blue.
Villains Want Mercy: One terrorist in A Deeper Blue asks not to be killed. Mike chews him right out, reminding him that he never offered mercy to his many victims.
Vomit Indiscretion Shot: In Unto the Breach a lot of people, including the US President, go vomiting after seeing a Chechen commander get Pink Mist'd live on international TV. At dinnertime in the States, no less. The Secret Service is told about a second before it happens and rushes the First Lady out of the room. When she comes back in, she's still holding her fork, which is enough to set the President off again.
Weapon Of Mass Destruction: A common item of contention in the series. And now Mike has one, as well as a former Russian bio-weapons scientist.