Literature: Noli Me Tangere

Noli Me Tangere (translated as "Touch Me Not") is a novel by Filipino author and national hero Jose Rizal, written in Spanish and published in 1887, which details the situation of the Philippines during the last part of Spanish rule.

Juan Crisostomo Ibarra, the son of a wealthy Creole landlord, has returned to the Spanish-controlled Philippines after seven years of studying in Europe. After realizing not much has changed thanks to The Government and learning that his wealthy father died in jail for being labeled a heretic, he is understandably upset.

Nevertheless, revenge on the person who got his father that fate is not in Ibarra's plans, and all he wants to do is to settle down with his beautiful childhood fiancee Maria Clara and to finance a schoolhouse for the less fortunate with his father's money. Unfortunately, things most definitely do not work out as planned, and a Rant-Inducing Slight at the opening luncheon for the aforementioned school sets in motion a chain of events that will change Ibarra, and subsequently the country, forever.

Noli Me Tangere was wildly controversial and wildly game-changing at the time of its release; it was actually banned in several parts of the country due to its portrayal of priests as dirty old men, the church as corrupt, and the government as just as corrupt, abusive, and indifferent. It turns out, however, that banning it only served the purpose of making even more wildly popular among the Filipinos, and the book managed to unify the Filipino Nationalist consciousness and indirectly spark the Katipunan revolution, as several of its head honchos were inspired by the thoughts and messages in it. Meanwhile, Rizal himself was imprisoned for his writings containing subversive content, and was later executed at the age of thirty-five. Afterwards, the Rizal Law made studying this novel mandatory for all Philippine schools as part of their study on Filipino literature.

It has a sequel, El Filibusterismo, which is set thirteen years later.

Not to be confused with the Boys Love Eroge of the same name.

This novel contains the following tropes:

  • Aggressive Categorism: Ignorance and stupidity are almost always attributed to the Indios in the story by the Spanish curates.
  • Allegorical Character: Every character is an allegory of the status of the country.
  • Antiquated Linguistics: Thanks to the time period and the era the novel was written in nearly all the characters speak in straight, formal Spanish.
  • Aristocrats Are Evil: The Ibarras are the exception.
  • Author Avatar: Rizal is both Ibarra and Elias.
    • San Diego, the town where the story is set, is very much inspired after Calamba, Laguna, the author's hometown.
  • Author Filibuster: Philosopher Tacio often serves as the mouthpiece of Rizal's beliefs and ideals. Though it never goes into an Author Tract or become outright Anvilicious.
  • Arranged Marriage: Maria Clara to Linares.
    • Originally, Ibarra is Maria Clara's fiance, but Father Damaso meddled with their arrangement and chose Linares instead for Maria Clara.
  • Big Brother Instinct: Brothers Bruno and Tarsilo for their unnamed sister after their father was killed via whipping. It's the reason why they're desperately gambling for money in the cockpit during their introduction. It's also the reason why they decided to join Lucas's revolution, thinking that they'll earn enough money for their sister to live on, though it's also partly to avenge their deceased father.
  • Big Damn Heroes: Ibarra, during a fishing trip in the lake, saved the boatman from being devoured by a crocodile. The boatman turns out to be Elias, and he returns the favor by saving Ibarra's life many, many times.
  • Big Fancy House: Capitan Tiago's house where the banquet in chapters one and two was held.
  • Bilingual Bonus: The title is Latin for "Touch me not," from the Gospel of John.
  • Boomerang Bigot: Most of the upper class Filipinos like Capitan Tiago and Donya Victorina.
  • Break the Cutie: Maria Clara. Sisa, and Ibarra, who, in El Filibusterismo, has become quite the cynic.
  • Chekhov's Gun: Ibarra's letter of farewell to Maria Clara just before he studied abroad 7 years ago is the same letter used to convict him.
  • Chekhov's Gunman: Various characters. An example would be the boatman Ibarra saves from a crocodile during the lake trip who turns out to be Elias, and the lady whose gown Lieutenant Guevarra steps on in the 1st chapter turns out to be Donya Victorina 42 chapters later.
  • Cold-Blooded Torture: Tarsilo endures this at the hands of the Alferes and Donya Consolation. First he's whipped for a number of times, beaten, and then he gets repeatedly dunked upside down to a filled well used as a dumping ground for trash and the like. He dies from his injuries later, all the while remaining defiant against his tormentors.
    • While this scene was already tragic in itself, his sister watching him being tortured to death while being unable to do anything makes it even sadder.
  • Corrupt Church: One of the issues raised by the book. Father Damaso is a bully, while Father Salvi is a Covert Pervert secretly harboring lust for Maria Clara.
  • Crapsack World: At least if you're Filipino.
  • Deadpan Snarker: Philosopher Tacio in most of his scenes. Also, Lieutenant Guevarra during the banquet towards Donya Victorina.
  • Despair Speech: Ibarra gives one in his exchange with Elias at the end. This also marks the birth of the figure of Simoun from El Filibusterismo.

  • Disney Death: Ibarra.
  • Downer Ending: Ibarra's on the run, Elias is dead, Maria Clara, who thinks Ibarra is dead, chooses to enter the convent and stay there for the rest of her life.
  • Dreaming of Things to Come: Basilio has a dream that Crispin is being beaten by the Sacristan Mayor and Father Salvi.
  • Face-Heel Turn: An apparent Face-Heel Turn is done by Ibarra when he comes back as Simoun in El Filibusterismo.
  • Fallen Hero: Crisostomo Ibarra becomes Simoun in El Filibusterismo.
  • Foil: Elias to Ibarra. Elias is an Indio, Ibarra is a Creole note . Whereas Ibarra is an idealist at first, Elias is a realist. Ibarra is a privileged man, whereas Elias has suffered oppression due to his race.
  • The Fundamentalist: Primarily the curates, but also some "religious" Indios too.
  • Go Mad from the Revelation: Sisa, after learning about her son Crispin's fate.
  • Green-Eyed Monster: Ibarra after seeing Maria Clara with Linares. Also, Padre Salvi towards Ibarra.
  • The Heretic: According to Fray Damaso, Don Rafael. Ibarra is later excommunicated by the Church after he attacks Fray Damaso, but is pardoned by the governor-general.
  • Henpecked Husband: Don Tiburcio.
  • Heroic Sacrifice: Elias.
  • Holier Than Thou: The curates.
  • The Idealist: Ibarra, who wished to build a school to educate the natives. But the events in the novel succeed in breaking his idealism.
  • Ill Girl: Maria Clara. Probably the reason why she died in the sequel.
  • Inferred Survival: Ibarra.
  • Insistent Terminology: It's DOCTORA Victorina de los Santos de Espandanya to you!
  • I Want My Beloved to Be Happy: Elias is implied to also be in love with Maria Clara. Nevertheless, he lets her and Ibarra be together.
  • Jade-Colored Glasses
  • Karma Houdini: Everyone who isn't Ibarra, Maria Clara, Elias, Tacio, Sisa or Basilio.
  • Kill 'em All: The novel has a HUGE body count at the end.
  • Law of Inverse Fertility: Capitan Tiago and his wife Pia (Maria Clara's mother) badly wanted a child and attended all sorts of rituals and congregations to be able to conceivse, despite being unable to for many years. Subverted, since in the end they do get their daughter and end up with Maria Clara. Double subverted as it turns out Maria Clara is a child born of rape, and that her real father is Father Damaso (Capitan Tiago was infertile).
  • La Résistance: Elias meets with some rebels who were hidden in the mountains. They ask that he joins their cause but he refuses.
  • Limited Wardrobe: While well-off and can afford a variety of clothes, Captian Tiago's prefers to stick to his standard outfit of a frock coat, khaki trousers, a bowler hat and a cane.
  • Luke, I Am Your Father: Father Damaso is Maria Clara's real father.
  • Market-Based Title: The first English translation was called The Social Cancer.
  • Mixed Ancestry: Ibarra, being a Creole himself, and the Chinese Mestizos note  Capitan Tiago and Philosopher Tacio.
  • No Name Given: The Governor-General.
  • Not Quite Dead: Ibarra.
  • Opportunistic Bastard: Lucas.
  • Parental Marriage Veto: The reason why Fray Damaso is so adamant against Ibarra and Maria Clara's Arranged Marriage is not because he is Maria Clara's godfather, rather, he's her actual father.
  • Perfectly Arranged Marriage: An incredible subversion. Maria Clara and Ibarra are not betrothed at first, but after their parents saw how much they love each other, they decided to have them in an Arranged Marriage.
  • Persecuted Intellectuals: Intellectualism in the Philippines was a big no-no in the era the book is set in to prevent the Indiosnote  from escaping their ignorance and therefore keeping the Spanish authorities, or specifically the friars, in power and control of the population; this was exemplified during Fray Damaso's sermon where he condemns local youths like Ibarra for going abroad to study and when Tacio's books were burned at the end by authorities who deemed them heretical. This was also true in Real Life during Spanish colonial rule in the Philippines.
  • The Philosopher: Don Anastacio, a.k.a. Philosopher Tacio.
  • The Quisling: Donya Victorina, who also doubles as a Small Name, Big Ego.
  • Rant-Inducing Slight: After taking all the insults, Ibarra finally snapped at a luncheon resulting in a knife at Father Damaso's throat when the latter began to bad-mouth Ibarra's father.
  • Roaring Rampage of Revenge: Elias nearly kills Ibarra for being related to the Spaniard who ruined his entire clan. He snaps out of it, however.
  • The Ophelia: Sisa, after Crispin's death.
  • Parental Substitute: Since her mother died in childbirth, Maria Clara was raised by her Maiden Aunt Tia Isabel.
  • Proper Lady: Maria Clara is written and promoted as such.
  • Star-Crossed Lovers: Ibarra and Maria Clara.
  • Sequel Hook: The uncertainty of Ibarra's fate. It did.
  • Taking the Veil: Maria Clara.
  • The Ugly Guy's Hot Daughter: The beautiful Maria Clara is Capitan Tiago's daughter. Subverted since it turns out she isn't really his daughter.
  • Trauma Conga Line: Ibarra, Basilio, Maria Clara and Sisa are the primary examples.
  • Victorious Childhood Friend: Ibarra and Maria Clara are /would have been this for each other.
  • "Where Are They Now?" Epilogue:
    • Padre Damaso was reassigned in a remote parish church by his Father Provincial, which he did not take too well, and was discovered dead at his bed.
    • Padre Salvi resigned his post as the parish priest of San Diego and became a chaplain at the Santa Clara Nunnery.
    • Capitan Tiago, despondent over her daughter's decision to enter the convent, sank into a deep depression and began to frequent an opium den in Binondo.
    • Doña Victorina found a new hobby other than wearing her artificial hair ringlets and pretending to speak in a fake Andalucian accent: driving their horse-drawn carriage around town. She also has taken to wearing a pince-nez due to deteriorating vision. Her husband remained as henpecked as ever, and the regular abuse he receives from his wife even worsened as no patient ever solicited his medical "expertise" anymore.
    • Linares, Maria Clara's suitor after Ibarra, died of dysentery and was interred at the Paco Cemetery.
    • The Alferez was promoted to Lieutenant-Commander, and decided to return to Spain, leaving his mistress behind who was now taken to excessive drinking and smoking.
    • And finally, Maria Clara professed her vows and entered the Santa Clara Abbey, where Padre Salvi regularly rapes her to sate his carnal desires. One evening in a stormy night, two civil guards saw her on the roof of the cloister, raging against the heavens, and thinking that she was a ghostly apparition, immediately reported the incident to the authorities. However, a government inquiry about her fate was duly stopped by the Abbess, citing the rules of the convent about outsiders, and nothing was ever heard of from Maria Clara ever again.
  • Wide-Eyed Idealist: Ibarra. Until the next book, that is...
  • Would Hurt a Child: Hurting kids is okay with Spanish authorities and the guardia civil so long as the kid is an Indio.