Fourth Wall Observer: The years Orrick spent being incapable of doing anything but taking in input has led him to some interesting revelations about the world around him.
Rock-Paper-Scissors: The cyborg vampire and werewolf ninja need to decide who has to have lunch with the giggly, flirty girls and who gets to have lunch with the female lead they're supposed to protect. How do they decide? An epic battle? No, they play Rock Paper Scissors.
Rule of Fun: Why have cybernetic vampires? Why not?