Literature / Instruction For A Help

Bell out side home, ring it once and once again, it bring the red worm. Everything will be okay? MUST RING A BELL. If babie grows it is a sinister dark eye babie. A killer of man and friend.
Instruction for a Babie

Instruction for a Help is a Web Original series in eight parts, created by Zack Parsons and hosted on Something Awful. The original series consists of deliberately poorly written how-to guides illustrated with similarly poor-quality images; the first one is for "a fruit". These start out merely being strange and unsettling but still pretty funny, and grow into full-blown Surreal Horror by the end as the narrator's bizarre civilization is drawn into an increasingly brutal war with the "mans from below".

Instruction for a TROPE: