Literature / Drachenfels
A Ragtag Bunch of Misfits
travel to the Haunted Castle
of the Evil Overlord
Constant Drachenfels. One by one they fall to his minions and his Death Traps
, until only the brave prince
remains to fight the sorcerer and vanquish him at last.
That's just the prologue
. Twenty five years later, Detlef Sierck, the Empire's greatest playwright, is rescued from debtor's prison by the Crown Prince Oswald. Oswald, the aforementioned brave prince, has a simple proposition for Detlef: he wants to produce a play about his defeat of the Great Enchanter Drachenfels, and he wants Detlef to write and star in it. The original band who travelled with Oswald are reunited for the play's premiere, a one-time performance staged in the very walls of Drachenfels' abandoned fortress, attended by all the nobility of the Empire. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?Drachenfels
is a Warhammer
novel by Kim Newman
under his Jack Yeovil pen name, first published back in 1989. It occupies a bizarre place in the Warhammer canon, suffering from a huge, setting-wide case of Characterization Marches On
. Constant Drachenfels hasn't been mentioned in the background for years, having long since been displaced by Nagash the Black as the setting's necromantic Big Bad
. Details like goblins being willing to work for humans and vampires mingling relatively openly in Imperial society will look like massive errors to anyone who got into the fandom any time after the early nineties. Thing is, people really
like it, so Games Workshop
keep it in print and other authors give it Shout Outs
on a regular basis.
The protagonist of Drachenfels
, the vampire Genevieve, went on to have a small role in the novel Beasts in Velvet
and then to star in a collection of three novellas called Genevieve Undead
and a short story collection called Silver Nails
This book contains examples of:
- Affably Evil: Drachenfels, mostly just to mess with people.
- And I Must Scream: A favourite of Drachenfels. Freezing people in place to starve to death with a feast laid out before them, trapping people in tiny pocket dimensions to be chewed on by rats for all eternity...okay, the second one might have been an illusion to fuck with Genevieve. When he died, there was a mass exodus of trapped souls finally leaving.
- Aristocrats Are Evil: Played straight with Oswald von Konigswald, averted suprisingly (given the nature of the Warhammer world) with most of the others.
- Badass Bookworm: Astonishingly enough, Detlef does have his moments. Killing the Great Enchanter, for a start.
- Body Backup Drive: Drachenfels, having survived since a time before almost every sentient species on the planet by piecing himself together replacement bodies every time his is worn out or destroyed.
- Brainless Beauty: Lily Nissen, the actress brought in to play Genevieve. Not just brainless, but a bitch.
- Canon Discontinuity: Pretty much, but people love it anyway. Other authors continue to reference it, creating the bizarre situation wherein Drachenfels himself is never brought up but Detlef Sierck's plays are.
- Though the 7th edition sourcebook for the Empire does mention Castle Drachenfels a few times; it shows up in the timeline as notable for the year 2203, and is depicted on the map of the Empire as being in the Grey Mountains, near Axebite Pass.
- As of the End Times books they seem to be back in continuity (at least in Broad Strokes), with a resurrected (although amnesiac) Drahenfels serving as one of Nagash's generals against the Hordes of Chaos. He's ultimately destroyed by holy power in the last book, but it's not like it's the first time. An unidentified vampire heavily hinted to be Genevieve also pops up a few times to give the heroes significant intelligence.
- Canon Welding/Alternate Universe: Alternate versions of Genevieve are a main character in the Anno Dracula series, and a secondary character in the Diogenes Club series. The Diogenes universe also has a version of Drachenfels himself, although Constant Drache is drastically less powerful than his counterpart, simply being a crazed architect with a fondness for Alien Geometries. Elder Seth, the Big Bad of Dark Future is also an alternate Drachenfels, as revealed in Krokodil Tears.
- Continuity Snarl: The later stories name drop Gotrek & Felix as contemporary heroes and Beasts in Velvet follows up on plot threads from Skavenslayer, but this series is treated as having happened before Felix's lifetime there.
- Creepy Souvenir: Drahenfels kept the victims of the poisoned feast in his dining room, among many, many other things.
- Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?: The feat which Oswald is famous for throughout the Empire - finally killing the Great Enchanter Drachenfels. At the end of the book, Detlef, of all people, does it for real.
- Dwindling Party: Twice, for different reasons.
- Exposition of Immortality: Drachenfels has this a couple of times between Genevieve and the eponymous villain. Drachenfels himself has his immense age pointed early on by the adventurers reminding themselves that he was around when Sigmar Heldenhammer was still alive at least two thousand years ago and coming across the remains of his infamous Poison Feast in which an ancestor of Oswald's was a victim.
- Eye Scream: All the people who die on the way to Castle Drachenfels have their eyes removed... and then Laszlo Lowenstein eats them.
- Heel–Face Mole: Part of the backstory. Drachenfels once faked a Heel–Face Turn, invited everyone to a banquet...then froze them in place there until they died of starvation. And they brought their kids along.
- Humanoid Abomination: Drachenfels, a monstrously powerful sorcerer who is older than humanity itself.
- Inexplicably Awesome: Even Drachenfels has no idea how his powers work, they just do. This is a guy so powerful the RPG supplement says the Chaos gods lend him daemons to keep him from beating them up and taking their lunch money. He was old before the Old Ones first brought magic into the world, and millennia older by the time Chaos first entered it; whatever his power source is it's completely out of context.
- Mayfly–December Romance: Oft-rumoured to have happened between Genevieve and Oswald, though the former denies it. Very definitely happens between her and Detlef, though.
- Modest Royalty: Emperor Karl Franz.
- The Mole: Oswald. And the blurb writers don't care who knows it.
- The Muse: Genevieve has become this to Detlef by the end of the story.
- My Death Is Just the Beginning: Unusually, the hero is in on it too.
- Our Vampires Are Different: Genevieve muses on how many different kinds there are in the Warhammer universe (aside from the four you usually run into in the game). She herself seems to be a unique type, but has not seen fit to sire more of her kind.
- Prima Donna Director: Detlef.
- Reasonable Authority Figure: The Emperor Karl Franz. He isn't the griffon riding badass of later versions of Warhammer (mostly on account of being considerably younger in this book) but he seems like a humane and capable individual.
- Rich Bitch: Lily Nissen.
- Shout-Out: It's a Kim Newman novel, people. Don't make a drinking game of them unless you want to wake up having your stomach pumped.
- The creepy actor brought in to take the role of Drachenfels is named Laszlo Lowenstein, the birth name of Peter Lorre.
- Time Abyss: Drachenfels. When Genevieve feeds on him, it's revealed that he remembers "the arrival of the toad-men from the stars". That's right, he predates the arrival of the setting's resident Ancient Astronauts. And when he does finally die, he realizes even his life has been little more than an eyeblink in the scheme of things. Brrr.