Literature / Children of the Lamp
Children of the Lamp
is a series of fantasy novels for senior children as well as adolescents and adults written by the British author P.B. Kerr. It tells the story of twin djinn, or genies, John and Philippa Gaunt, and their challenges with adapting to the world of djinn. The story has a variety of themes, family, adventure, and loyalty being a few. List of books in the series:
- The Akhenaten Adventure (2004)
- The Blue Djinn of Babylon (2006)
- The Cobra King of Kathmandu (2006)
- The Day of the Djinn Warriors (2007)
- The Eye of the Forest (2009)
- The Five Fakirs of Fazibad (2010)
- The Grave Robbers of Genghis Khan (2011)
This book contains examples of:
- Artistic License – Biology: A character in the fifth book is notable for having his head shrunken by an enemy Peruvian tribe, but they left him alive because he was a child at the time. Needless to say, actual head-shrinking processes are not something that you could live through, and would probably at least involve significant brain damage. Notable because there was presumably no magic involved in this.
- Always Female: The Blue Djinn of Babylon, essentially the leader of all Djinn, is always female. Presumably this is grounded in tradition as Ishtar was the fist Blue Djinn.
- Baleful Polymorph: Mrs. Gaunt is very fond of this as her method of punishment; for instance, the family dogs are Mr. Gaunt's treacherous brothers. She eventually promises to stop doing this when she realizes how badly it freaks her husband out.
- Beethoven Was an Alien Spy: This is a recurring trope in the series; for example in the first book, Nimrod states that Harry Houdini was a djinn, and a more plot-relevant revelation is that Genghis Khan was also a djinn. It starts to take the tone that any human capable of great feats in history, obviously, had to be djinn.
- Blazing Inferno Hellfire Sauce: For the Djinn, the kinds of dishes that would make curry-tested men cry out in pain and agony, is the equivalent of a mildly hot meal.
- Brought Down to Normal: Or "mundane" as the conclusion of the last book has John and Philippa use the full extent of their djinn powers to save the world, but it bereaves them of their djinn powers in doing so. Philippa and John are actually quite at peace with this.
- Earlier in the series this happened to Dybbuk, when he used up too much of his power as a celebrity magician, and it's treated like a horrible tragedy. It also happened to Layla Gaunt late in the series, but by choice, so Mr. Gaunt won't be afraid of her.
- Exact Words: The conditions to become the Blue Djinn of Babylon is to stay in hanging gardens of Babylon, breathing in the scents of the apple blossoms and drinking apple juice that will harden their heart, until they have become completely cold and logical. Faustina keeps her old personality intact by keeping her soul somewhere else while her body stays in the gardens.
- Fate Worse than Death: In The Day of the Djinn Warriors, Ibis and his son Rudyard are sealed in suits of jade armour forever.
- In the second book, when Philipa is taken captive by the titular Blue Djinn, she meets a trapped Djiin in a bottle, with only a single book as a diversion and is moved by pity to release him. When the Djinn decides to kill her, she is saved by the Blue Djinn, who gives her the choice of punishment. Philipa decides to make the guy reread the book that he had during captivity, but the Blue Djinn makes him do it again and again for as long as he lives.
- In the third book, it is discovered Dybukk's sister Faustina is unable to attach her soul to a body and is therefore fated to wander around unseen by anyone. Her situation gets better, however.
- Many djinn seem to treat losing their powers for good as this, like when it happens to Dybbuk. Although at the end of the series John and Philippa seem just fine with losing their powers.
- Foreshadowing: Before the twins learn what they are, they have a discussion about the prospect of them being geniuses. Philipa corrects John, telling him that the proper plural of "genius" is "genii". Which just happens to be pronounced identically to, and is an alternate spelling of, "genie".
- Also from the first book is all of the talk about how intelligent the family dogs are, how they seem to crave cigar smoke, and how distressed John and Phillipa's father gets when the twins decide to give the dogs new names. They're his own brothers turned into animals.
- Genie in a Bottle: It doesn't have to be a bottle, but djinn can apparate themselves into any container that they wish—subsequently, they can be trapped inside them as well.
- Idiosyncratic Episode Naming: The names of the books are alphabetic, with some alliteration in some of the titles.
- It's Fake Fur, It's Fine: Played with - When Philipa conjures up a fur coat for herself in The Five Fakirs, she makes sure to make it out of fake fur. She later finds out that her uncle Nimrod also conjured up a fur coat for himself - except with real fur. He says he isn't bothered by it, since it's not like any animals died to make that coat.
- Lampshade Hanging: Even though its a children's book, Groanin often makes rude comments about races other than British and the other characters just kinda ignore it until Nimrod finally says, "Groanin, you're a racist" in the fifth book.
- Masquerade: Djinn, of course, need to keep their existence a secret from humans, and djinn who live among them, like John and Phillipa, need to pretend that they're human.
- Product Placement: The author often names the brand of perfumes, cars, cigarettes and other stuff with no relevance to the plot
- Really 700 Years Old: Most Djinn can live for several Hundred years and still look pretty young. They also mature pretty young and get their wisdom teeth at around thirteen years old.
- A djinn can live forever in its lamp. In fact, a djinn can survive medical conditions that would instantly kill it if it remains in its lamp.
- You Need a Breath Mint: It's mentioned multiple times that Liskeard, who's basically a giant monitor lizard, has bad breath. There's even a scene in The Grave Robbers of Genghis Khan where Philippa tries to inform him about his halitosis without angering him.