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Books are the ultimate Dumpees: put them down and they’ll wait for you forever; pay attention to them and they always love you back.
An Abundance of Katherines is a young adult novel written by John Green. It tells the story of Colin, a recent high school graduate whose girlfriend Katherine has just dumped him. This is made even more traumatic because Colin has dated no fewer than 19 girls named Katherine, all of whom dumped him except for Katherine the Third.Colin's Middle-Eastern Best Friend, Hassan, talks him into going on a road trip to take his mind off the pain of losing yet another Katherine. They end up in a small town known as Gutshot, Tennessee, and quickly find themselves at the home of a woman who runs a textile factory which manufactures tampon strings (which is the main source of income for the town). She has a daughter named Lindsey, who is smart and funny and has "a smile that could stop wars and cure cancer," but (1) Colin is definitely not interested and (2) Lindsey already has a boyfriend (named Colin) note Colin is fond of numbered lists in the middle of sentences. Colin and Hassan quickly become friends with Lindsey and start having all sorts of strange adventures.
Contains examples of:
Ambiguous Disorder: Colin, who has an excellent memory and can make connections in everything he reads. Socially, he is so challenged that Hassan needs to tell him when he's boring other people. He obsesses over the name "Katherine" in general and K-19 in particular for much of the book, indicating that he has trouble adjusting to new situations.
Applied Mathematics: Colin's attempts at graphing his relationships with the Katherines. The longest equation contains the variables age (A), Popularity Differential (C), Attractiveness Differential (H), Dumper/Dumpee Differential (D), and Introvert/Extrovert Differential (P).
As Long as It Sounds Foreign: Averted. The book contains a good number of different languages, all of which are completely correct grammatically and otherwise.
First Girl Wins: Played with. We see Katherine XIX. We see Katherine I. About halfway through the book, it's revealed that they are one and the same. On a normal timeline of the story, it is subverted because Katherine XIX dumps Colin, but since some of the events are revealed out of order it has a zig-zagged effect.
Also played straight: While visiting the tampon factory, Colin meets an attractive girl named Katherine - but he's already decided he's fallen in love with Lindsey.
Footnote Fever: The book contains a large number of footnotes, usually containing strange-but-true facts that are irrelevant to the story note but still cool. The fact that they're written in the same narrative style and perspective as the rest of the story also makes it work
Foreign Cuss Word: In order of appearance: sitzpinkler (German: wimp/a man who sits to pee), kafir (Arabic: infidel), merde (French: shit), and paardenlul (Dutch: horse's penis).
Gag Penis: Hassan claims to have one. Since he's saving himself for marriage, the truth of the matter remains unknown.
Geeky Turn-On: Sort of. Colin's "type" is "not physical but linguistic". He likes Katherines. No nicknames or alternative spellings.
Not So Different : Colin is shocked to find out that he is also a Dumper after he phones Katherine the Third to recall their brief relationship, who tells him that he dumped her. Prior to the phone conversation, Colin had spent most of the book angsting over the fact that he was a Dumpee.
Odd Name Out : Out of all the girlfriends that Colin's ever had so far , Lindsey winds up being the only one (and the first) who is not called Katherine at the end of the book.
Omniglot: Colin, to an extent. Justified in that he's a child prodigy who learned many of the languages at a very young age.
Shown Their Work: Literally, as the Hardcover Edition features an appendix where John Green (with the help of a Ph.D mathematician!) actually works out Colin's love formulas.
Significant Anagram: When Colin discovers Archduke Franz Ferdinand is an anagram of Fred N. Dinzanfar Lindsey's great-grandfather
Teen Genius: Colin worries that he isn't one. "Prodigies learn. Geniuses do."
Translation Convention: Averted. The dialogue is in Arabic and German at times note with footnotes translating them.
Unusual Chapter Numbers: Occasionally, but always within conventional chapters, with the exception of (epilogue, or the lindsey lee wells chapter). They take the form of The End (of the End) and The Middle (of the Beginning). Also, there are as many numbered chapters as there are Katherines.