Laconic / Would You Like to Hear How They Died?

"I killed someone you love in a horrific way, and here's all the gory little details about it."
Would you like to hear how the unabridged version of this trope died? Well, you should go HERE.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Laconic/WouldYouLikeToHearHowTheyDied