Laconic / Turnabout Storm

Phoenix Wright + Summon to Equestria = Strange new mystery at hand... hoof... whatever.
Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION! Your Honor, this site doesn't represent the actual magnitude of this topic! The complete evidence is HERE!
Rainbow Dash: Umm, sorry Nix, but this article needs about 20% more trope.
Phoenix Wright: Uhh... yeah... (Can't you at least play along with me? I'm trying to save your flank here!)