Laconic / The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You

The audience or narrator is "attacked" by the story's antagonistic force.
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HURRY! BEFORE IT COMES AF... *killed*
Please ignore this stupid message from TV Tropes. I will not come for you, now click that link.... Unless, of course, you want to be "clicked on" repeatedly yourself.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Laconic/TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou