Laconic / The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad

Two stories: In the first, a toad wants a car; in the second, a man encounters a Headless Horseman.
You can merrily, merrily, merrily be your way to the the unabridged version here, HERE, provided the headless horseman does not chop off your head first.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Laconic/TheAdventuresOfIchabodAndMrToad