Laconic / Random Number God

Probability is sentient, and needs appeasing, lest it afflict you with downright rotten luck.
Roll anything over 10 to view the unabridged version. 1, 3, 3, 7, 4, 2, 9, 4, 7, 3, 2, 6, 5, 8, 6, 6, 6...

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