Laconic / Infodump

Large deposits of information given to the viewer all at once.
As you know, there is usually a link to the unabridged version at the bottom of the laconic article. These are often simply in the format "Visit unabridged version HERE", however, it can also be substituted for some sort of pun or self-demonstration. This is usually the case, because there is really no other reason for these links, as there is a "Main" tab at the top of the page. For the purpose of this article, allow us to demonstrate: Visit unabridged version HERE