Laconic / Game Gear

Sega's handheld made to overthrow the Game Boy. It... didn't succeed.

Alternatively:

All the fun of a handheld at five times the battery cost!
If you can't tell the difference between laconic and unabridged, then your IQ is probably 12 and you drink from the toilet.

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