Laconic / First-Person Smartass

Snarky first-person narrator.
Ahhh, great. Now I gotta tell you to click on the unabridged version HERE, because you're too smart or lazy or what the hell ever to be bothered with clicking on the freakin' Main button above... I hate my job.

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