Laconic / Family-Unfriendly Aesop

The moral of the story goes against conventional wisdom, but is not necessarily invalid.
Using this link to visit the unabridged version HERE might be pure laziness, but it still gets the job done at least three seconds faster than using the back or main link button.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Laconic/FamilyUnfriendlyAesop