Laconic: Epic Storytime
Series of short stories built on Torture Porn and occasional Surreal Humor.
- That awkward moment when the unabridged version is missing, so you set out to find it. On your way, you come across a grove of trees—an odd noise can be heard coming from it. You go to investigate and immediately get assaulted by a masked Ax-Crazy man. He tears off all your limbs, devouring them, while forcing you to ingest an entire bees' nest. You feel a horrible swelling in your throat and the world around you begins to darken...
Oh, here is the unabridged version. Got you, didn't I?