Laconic: Epic Storytime

Series of short stories built on Torture Porn and occasional Surreal Humor.
That awkward moment when the unabridged version is missing, so you set out to find it. On your way, you come across a grove of trees—an odd noise can be heard coming from it. You go to investigate and immediately get assaulted by a masked Ax-Crazy man. He tears off all your limbs, devouring them, while forcing you to ingest an entire bees' nest. You feel a horrible swelling in your throat and the world around you begins to darken...

Oh, here is the unabridged version. Got you, didn't I?
-Trollvorlord