Laconic / Doctor Who S32 E4 "The Doctor's Wife"

Doctor / TARDIS is Neil Gaiman's OTP.

Alternate summary: The Doctor, Amy, and Rory land on Mogo's evil twin, and the TARDIS's consciousness is implanted into not-Helena Bonham-Carter.

The TARDIS becomes a real girl.

"Fear me. I've read hundreds of unabridged versions."
"Fear me. I've read all of them."