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Laconic: Doctor Who S32 E4 "The Doctor's Wife"

Doctor / TARDIS is Neil Gaiman's OTP.

Alternate summary: The Doctor, Amy, and Rory land on Mogo's evil twin, and the TARDIS's consciousness is implanted into not-Helena Bonham-Carter.
"Fear me. I've read hundreds of unabridged versions.
"Fear me. I've read all of them."