Laconic / And Call Him "George"!

Dangerously smothering something with affection.
I WILL HUG THE MAIN PAGE AND I'LL SQUEEZE HIM AND I'LL FEED HIM SOUP EVERYDAY AND- Hey, little buddy, you're not moving anymore. Aw, he's asleep! I'll put him to bed now!

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