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Just For Fun: Super Smash Bros.
In June of 2013, we learned of the existence of Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and 3DS. This glorious age was a time after Super Smash Bros Brawl, which featured special features called "Codecs", a communication feature from the Metal Gear Solid franchise, where Solid Snake would talk to Mission Control in the form of various characters, trading quips. Brawl featured these codecs as a means for Snake to talk to various Metal Gear characters about his fellow Smash Bros competitors. Another game which featured almost constant banter with Mission Control was another game by Smash creator Masahiro Sakurai, Kid Icarus: Uprising, which feature a lot of witty dialog between Pit and various deities, mostly the goddess of light, Palutena.

After the announcement of the new Smash Brothers games, including Pit and later Little Mac (whose own series Punch Out featured mid-round pep talks with his coach Doc Louis), the tropers of the Super Smash Bros thread in the forums began crafting their own, speculative "codecs" for Pit, Little Mac, and also for Solid Snake (but only towards new characters in the latter's case). It turns out that Pit Codecs are indeed confirmed for the Wii U version when playing on the stage, Palutena's Temple and occur by executing the smash taunt similar to Fox, Falco, Wolf and Snake.

These are the fruits of their efforts:

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    Pit Codecs 

  • King Dedede, by Ogodei

    Pit: "Uhh... Viridi? Can I ask a question?"
    Viridi: "You want me to tag in, huh? Ugh, I'm kind of busy to be playing these kiddie games..."
    Pit: "No, thanks. I was actually wondering if you knew what this guy is."
    Viridi: "Oh! His name is King Dedede. He likes to think he's the king of Dreamland, but he's actually-"
    Pit: "No, no, we've already met. I was just wondering, what *is* he?"
    Viridi: "Wouldn't know. Like I said, I don't play kiddie games."
    Pit: "Yeah, but you're the Goddess of Nature! I just want to know what he *is*."
    Viridi: "That's obvious: he's a penguin."
    Pit:"I thought that, but then why does he wear a heavy coat?"
    Viridi: "Hmm, you're right. That's a strange-looking beak for a penguin, and what's that symbol on his back? Is that a bunny rabbit?"
    Pit: "Nobody knows... Thanks anyway, Viridi."
    Viridi: "No problem. And Pit?"
    Pit: "Yeah?"
    Viridi:"Could you let me tag in?"

  • Bowser Jr. (with Ridley at Bowser Jr.'s Side), by Scarecrow22
    Pit: This can't be good...
    Amazon Pandora: Aww, having trouble with the cute little koopa, Pit?
    Viridi: Or maybe it's because he's being chased by a dragon?
    Pit: It's not Bowser Jr. i'm worrying about, it's Ridley!
    (Both Amazon Pandora and Viridi:) ohh...THEN HIT HIM WITH EVERYTHING YOU GOT!
    (If Ridley goes Meta in mid-sentence) Pit: And he's powered up. I'm dead.
    (If Ridley is either sent into Pit's side or K.Oed by Pit in mid-sentence) Pit: (Laughs like a madman.)

  • Wii Fit Trainer, by Nigelstack345
    Pit: Ah!!! It’s a ghost, Lady Palutena!
    Palutena: Hehe. That’s no ghost Pit. She’s the Wii Fit Trainer.
    Pit: Pit: Wii… Fit Trainer?
    Palutena: Yes. The Wii Fit Trainer is kinda a health nut and uses many yoga poses for battle.
    Pit: She fights… with yoga poses?
    Palutena: Apparently so. But they’re very effective, both in and out of battle.
    Pit: Both in and out of battle? How would you know, Lady Palutena?
    Palutena: Um… I actually tried it. It really is relaxing. Want to try it with me sometime?
    Pit: *Luminescent Blush* I… I’d rather not, Lady Palutena…
    Palutena: Well, why not? With all the fights you get into, you’ll definitely need it…
    Pit: I don’t need it. Especially if it be used to kick my butt…

  • Mega Man, by Nigelstack345

    Pit: Oh hey! Long time no see...
    Palutena: Oh? Who exactly are you talking to Pit?
    Pit: Mega Man's here! It was about time too. The gang's all here.
    Palutena: What gang are you talking about?
    Pit: Well... we actually met each other a while back. Way, way back I should add.
    Palutena: Really? Weird, I don't recall you ever meeting Mega Man. You sure it wasn't a fever dream?
    Palutena: ...I'm pretty sure that was a fever dream, Pit.
    Pit: Would I be reminiscing if it was a fever dream-icus?
    Palutena: Oh my...

  • Ganondorf, by MusikMaestro

    Pit: Woah... I didn't know Hades was in this game.
    Palutena: Pit, I don't think that's Hades.
    Viridi: The size is off, for one thing.
    Hades: And I would never wear something so un-flamboyant!
    Pit: So, who is it then?
    Palutena: That's Ganondorf. He's the Gerudo King of thieves.
    Pit: I didn't know thieves were so good at magic.
    Palutena: Well, he has the Triforce of Power too.
    Pit: The which of what?
    Hades: Hmm... maybe it's too complicated for poor Pitty.

Mario, by MusikMaestro

Pit: So, who's this guy?
Palutena: Thats Mario.
Hades: Never mind who he is, lets get to what he's wearing. Dungarees are almost as dead as disco!
Palutena: Well, when you've been a plumber for almost thirty years, I guess you get used to the uniform.
Pit:He's been a plumber for thirty years? Doesn't that get boring?
Palutena: Well, he has quite the impressive resumé. He saves Princesses, drives go-karts, plays golf... He's even been to space!
Pit: Really?... You don't think he met Pyhrron, do you?
Palutena:Lets hope not. Don't want him having a bad opinion of us gods!

  • Pikachu, by Zarek

    Palutena: Watch out, Pit!
    Pit:Huh? What's wrong?
    Palutena: That creature you're fighting is a Pikachu! It can really lay the hurt on you, so be careful!
    Pit:Really? It doesn't look very dangerous...
    Palutena: Don't be deceived by its looks, Pit. Pikachu is full of high-voltage electricity that it can shoot from a distance. And, besides being painful, it's attacks are really annoying!
    Pit: Wow. I never would've guessed. It's just so cute and fluffy.
    Palutena: It may be cute, but so was Hades's Heart, remember?
    Pit: Actually, I was trying not to. But okay, I'll be careful.

  • Samus, by MusikMaestro

    Viridi: Just look at that thing! It's not even trying to look natural!
    Palutena: I'm pretty sure that "thing" is a girl.
    Pit: He's a girl? What... but...
    Palutena: Oh come on Pit, get your mind out of the eighties.
    Pit: So, who is it?
    Palutena: That's Samus Aran. She's famous as a Space Pirate fighting bounty hunter.
    Pit:To me, she looks like a Space Pirate.
    Palutena: Well, I'm pretty sure the ones she fights are different.
    Viridi: And that's not all! She also kills defenseless little Metroids!
    Palutena: I'm not sure I'd call them "defenseless".
    Pit: Metroids? Wait, you mean Komaytos?
    Viridi and Palutena: NO!!!

  • Bowser, by Enlong

    Hades: Well, Hello there, Pitty Pat!
    Pit: Hades!
    Hades: Ah ah ah. Settle down. I'm just checking in. Ah, fighting Bowser, I see.
    Pit: Yeah, this guy is tough. He moves like a Strongarm and can breathe fire. He's one evil brute.
    Hades: Oh, I don't know about "evil", Pitty.
    Pit: Are you kidding? This guy invades the Mushroom Kingdom all the time!
    Hades: That's no more than some human nations do. You should know that, Pitty.
    Pit: Yeah, well...
    Hades: "Evil" is in the eye of the beholder. One of Bowser's minions would tell you he's a beloved, if strict, leader. He runs his own country, and makes his minions feel at home. Pretty impressive, for such a diverse horde."
    Pit: Like you with your minions?
    Hades: Hm... no. I'm more of what you'd call a 'defy and die' kind of leader.

  • Mr. Game and Watch, by Ogodei

    Pit: Agh! A shadow monster!
    ??? That's not a monster, that's a human... sort of.
    Pit: But he's dark and completely flat! What kind of human is like that?
    ??? He's called Mr. Game and Watch, and where he's from, everything's flat and monochrome.
    Pit: So... does he do anything special?
    ??? He likes cooking, parachuting, oil-collecting, competitive judging, Octopusing...
    Pit: "Octopusing?"
    ??? Sometimes, he transforms into an Octopus. You should watch out when he does.
    Pit: ... Are you sure he isn't a shadow monster?

  • Fox, by Enlong

    Pit: Who's this guy, Lady Palutena? He's like an animal standing on two feet!
    Palutena: His name is Fox, and don't stare. That's normal in his world.
    Pit: Fox? Is that a code name?
    Palutena: No, it's his actual name. His full name is Fox McCloud, son of James McCloud.
    Pit: James, and then Fox? ...Anyway, can you tell me any more about him?
    Palutena: He's the leader of a spacefaring combat group called Star Fox.
    Pit: Again with- wait, spacefaring?
    Palutena: Yup! He and his team fight threats to the galaxy in powerful spaceships called Arwings. They're a mercenary group, free for hire.
    Pit: So, he's like Magnus? In it for the money?
    Palutena: More or less, but they're a bit picky about the jobs they take. Unlike their rival team, they go for missions that involve saving the galaxy. Which means they tend to go broke between missions.
    Pit: Ah, so they're heroes!
    Palutena: And they make sure to keep a running tab, so they send the bill when the mission's over.
    Pit: Saving the world, and then charging for it... Hey, Lady Palutena, I have an idea.

  • Snake, by Enlong

    Pit: Lady Palutena! This guy's crazy!
    Palutena: That's Solid Snake. He's a fighter from a different world entirely.
    Pit: He's really strong for a human! And where'd he get all those weapons? It's like he's got five different kinds of Cannons!
    Palutena: Where he comes from, weapons like that are sadly very common. Humans spent years developing new tools of war.
    Pit: How did that world even stay standing?
    Palutena: Because of people like Solid Snake, who use their skills as soldiers to try and end the cycle of pointless wars.
    Pit: Ah, so he's a hero!
    Palutena: More or less.
    Pit: Why's he called Snake anyway? Kind of an odd name.
    Palutena: Oh, that's just a code name. Lots of people in his world use names like that. Revolver Oceleot, Vulcan Raven, Sniper Wolf...
    Pit: That's actually kind of cool. Hey, Lady Palutena. How about, from now on, you call me Arrow Eagle!
    Palutena: Hm... I'd say you're more like an ostrich.
    Pit: Hey!
    Palutena: Okay, okay. A penguin, then!

  • Kratos, by Scarecrow22
    Pit: Whoa! I nearly got hit there!
    Palutena: Pit, get out of there NOW!
    Dark Pit: Why you freaking out, Palutena He's just-
    Hades: I better listen to Pretty Palutena and RUN! That's Kratos, the man who killed ZEUS!
    (If Pit defeats Kratos at the end of Hades's quote) Palutena and Hades: What? How?
    Dark Pit: Like I said: just a human.
    Palutena: ...

  • Olimar, by Enlong

    Pit: Lady Palutena, can you hear me? Can you tell me anything about this spaceman?
    Viridi: Palutena's not available right now. Please leave your message with someone who cares about it.
    Pit: Viridi! What are you doing here?
    Viridi: Isn't it obvious? Look at who you're fighting!
    Pit: A short little spaceman?
    Viridi: That spaceman is Captain Olimar. He spends his time fighting with plant creatures he calls Pikmin.
    Pit: Those things are plants? But they're moving around like animals.
    Viridi: And that's really the strangest thing you've seen nature do? Anyway, that man crashed on the Pikmin's home planet, and started growing them and using them to get back to his home planet.
    Pit: Oh... so I guess you're not too happy about me fighting him, huh?

  • Samus, by Enlong

    Palutena: Ah, Pit. That's Samus Aran. She-
    Palutena: Ah, yes. Of course, she's had about a dozen adventures since then. It was probably because of the different ways she used what she had to work with.
    Pit: Yeah... Hey, Lady Palutena? I wonder if-
    Palutena: Are you thinking 'what if I had been more popular back then?'
    Pit: Well-
    Palutena: Or 'does she think she's superior to me?'
    Pit: I-
    Palutena: Or maybe 'what's so good about open-worlds anyway?' Dwelling on he past doesn't befit an angel, Pit. Grudges are more Medusa's style.
    Pit: I was actually wondering if the space pirates she fights are the same ones I had to deal with a while back.
    Palutena: Oh.

  • Pit vs Palutena (in match codec replacement): by NesClassic

    Pit: Wow, Lady Palutena. Even when you're trying to beat me up, it's so kind that you still grant me the Power of Flight.
    Palutena: Actually, if I had a choice, I'd let you plummet to your doom.
    Pit: Wait- choice?! So who's granting me the Power of Flight? I mean, my wings are blue so it can't be Viridi...
    Palutena: "I have no idea, but who cares? You know how terrible Smash is at sticking to canon.
    Pit: Name three examples.
    Palutena: Pokémon can't learn more than four moves, lots of people have infinite ammo, and almost all of the Final Smashes are made-up.
    Pit: ...Whatever. At least it's still fun to play.

  • Villager, by Ogodei
    Pit: His ability to make things grow out of the ground is amazing, Lady Palutena. Do you think he works for Viridi?
    Viridi: Works for me!? Look what he does to those poor trees! Do you think i'd ever use nature as a weapon!?"
    (Pit and Palutena, simultaneously): Uhh...

  • Greninja, by Enlong

    Pit: Lady Palutena! It's a giant frog!
    Palutena: That's a Greninja, Pit. It's a Pokemon that resembles a frog. Don't underestimate it; Greninja are hardened warriors who attack from the shadows.
    Pit: Wait, so, it's a ninja? Awesome!
    Palutena: You like ninjas, Pit?
    Pit: You bet I do! They're so cool. They cloak themselves in the shadows, appearing only to strike down their foes!
    Palutena: I seem to recall some angel once condemning those who hide in the darkness.
    Pit: W-well, that's different. Ninjas are cool. Look! He's even got the flowing scarf! That's how you know they're cool!
    Palutena: ...
    Pit: What?
    Palutena: That's a tongue, Pit.
    Pit: What?!

  • Villager, by Nes Classic

    Pit: This is freaky.
    Palutena: That's a Villager, Pit. You know, like the ones you play as in Animal Crossing?
    Pit: Oh yeah! So... there's nothing special about this kid?
    Palutena: Nope! There's just a lot of tricks up those pockets- a shovel, saplings, an axe, some balloons, a Metroid, a slingshot...
    Pit: Those are some deep pockets.
    Palutena: And there's even room for more. The Villager can pocket any items or even your arrows, and pull it out whenever it's needed. Keep an eye out for anything they pick up.
    Pit: Say, Lady Palutena...? All this reminds me: you wouldn't mind helping me weed out my town, would you?
    Palutena: It's been six months since you were last played went online, Pit. I don't have time to help you with... what was your town's name, again?
    Pit: "Pittsburgh!"

  • Ice Climbers, by Noah1

    Pit: Hey, it's the Ice Climbers!
    Palutena: Don't let them grab a hold of you, Pit. One can throw you right into the other's clutches!
    Pit: Well, they're gonna need a lot off skill to pull that off!
    Palutena: Hey, didn't the Ice Climbers take your spot in Melee?
    Pit: Nuh-uh, I was gonna be in from the beginning! They just couldn't get my wings right.
    Palutena: Well, that's the excuse, since your wings don't really work.
    Pit: Hey! They still flap...
    Palutena: Aw, don't worry about it. If we didn't wait so long, we probably wouldn't have gotten that redesign that made us a shoe-in for our comeback!
    Pit: Yeah, I'd still look like a dorky cherub! Good things come to those who wait!
    Palutena: Though I gotta wonder what the Ice Climbers would be like if they got a big redesign.
    Pit: "Ice Climber Uprising"? Puh-lease!

  • Wii Fit Trainer, by Ultimatepheer

    Pit: So, uh, who's that?
    Palutena: That's the Trainer from Wii Fit. I'm not surprised you can't tell, given how you never played it.
    Pit: I had better things to do!
    Palutena: Like what, stuffing your face?
    Pit: I also had other better things to do!
    Viridi: Is that why you're so chubby?

  • Pit vs Palutena, by Nes Classic (again)

    Pit: Lady Palutena, with all due respect I think it would be best if... maybe you just...
    Palutena: Nah, I'm not just going to hand you a free win or anything. I'll use the Centurions if I-
    Pit: "Is that why you told me I wasn't allowed to call on the Centurions for help any more?"
    Pit: Hmm... but if you want to win, why do you still let me use the Power of Flight?
    Palutena: It's Super Smash Bros., Pit. Did you honestly think they'd stick to canon? They probably didn't even research half of the franchises they put into the game."

  • Charizard, by Sterok

    Pit: Whoa, that dragon sure is scary.
    Palutena: That's Charizard, Pit, and it's actually a Fire/Flying type Pokemon.
    Pit: So it only looks draconian. Huh. Maybe it should petition for a new type.
    Palutena: It already did. When Charizard Mega evolves, it becomes Fire/Dragon, giving it whole new weaknesses and resistances. Think if you were able to swap weapons mid-battle.
    Pit: That sounds awesome!
    Palutena: Yup, now it can have barbecued angel even easier.
    Pit: ...You're joking, right?
    Palutena: That depends on your abilities Pit. Even when it loses its Flying type, Charizard can still fly, so don't think you're safe in the air.
    Pit: Okay, that's not fair.
    Palutena: Maybe if you got a Mega evolution, your wings would finally fix themselves.
    Pit: Please don't call me a Pokemon. By the way, didn't Charizard have a trainer last time? What happened to him?
    Palutena: ...
    Pit: Lady Palutena?
    Palutena: Just try to keep yourself popular. Apparently you can do anything if people love you enough.

  • Little Mac, by Pulse

    Pit: Huh, that guy sure looks beefy for someone his size.
    Palutena: That's Little Mac, Pit, and I wouldn't be judging anyone if I were your height.
    Pit: I wasn't! And hey, what's that supposed to mean!?
    Palutena: Oh, nothing. Anyway, Little Mac is a World Champ in the WVBA, and has an incredible defensive game, famed for dancing like a fly and biting like a mosquito.
    Pit: Wow, sounds... Kinda gross.
    Palutena: But more than that, Mac has a will of iron. There were many times in his rise to the top when it looked like his star was going to go out, only for him to grit his teeth and pull a win from the jaws of defeat!
    Pit: Wow, sounds like my kinda guy!
    Palutena: Says Mister "I'm Finished!" himself!
    Pit: H-hey! It's not how many times you fall, it's how many times you get back up!

  • Villager, by Enlong

    Pit: Lady Palutena! This guy's stealing my arrows!
    Palutena: Don't worry, Pit. It's no like you're going to run out of them, thanks to my Power of Restocking.
    Pit: It's the principle of the thing, though! And how did he do that, anyway? These arrows are made of sacred energy, and he just grabbed them with **his bare hands!
    Palutena: The world is full of mysterious things and mysterious people, Pit.
    Pit: ...Does that mean you don't have an answer?

  • Bayonetta, by Nigelstack345

    Pit: What the heck?! This woman’s fighting with her hair! Her suit seems to be made of it!
    Palutena: I’ve seen that too. Her name’s Bayonetta, Pit, and what you saw that was a special technique called the “Wicked Weave”.
    Pit: "Wicked Weave"? She can just have her hair attack for her at her own will?
    Palutena: Yes. She also has guns on both her heels and her hands, so look out for that too. She’s as fast and agile a fighter you going to see here.
    Pit: She is fast and powerful, but it’s nothing I can’t handle. I mean, she’s not the worst opponent I’ve fought…
    Palutena: …Yeah... that’s the thing Pit…
    Pit: What do you mean, Lady Palutena?
    Palutena: I meant to tell you that… she kinda has a reputation for killing angels.
    Palutena: And gods and goddesses too. Pit, do us all at Skyworld a favor and and defeat her for us before she becomes a big time threat! I know you can do it!
    Pit: Where do we keep finding all of these challengers?! I wouldn’t have let her in here if I was Sakurai!

  • Racoon Leaf (item), by TPPR10

    Pit: (Picks up the Raccoon Leaf) Whoah! I suddenly grew extra ears and tail!
    Palutena:: Yes. Not only can Raccoon Leaf do that, but it also allows you to float mid-air to recover easier.
    Pit: Wait, you are saying me that a leaf can make me float in air, but I still cannot fly with my wings? Is this some sort of joke?
    Palutena: Cheer up, Pit. At least you can flap your wings to elevate higher in this game, unlike in your home series.
    Pit: I guess. I still think that's no fair.

  • Magnus (Assist Trophy): by TPPR10

    During battle, Pit summons Magnus.
    Pit: Whoah! Oh hey there, Magnus!
    Magnus How's it going, angel face? So what exactly am I suppose to do here?
    Pit: Uhh, run around, swing your giant sword, kick people's butts occasionally, you know, what you always do.
    Magnus Alright then. I gotta go. Bit annoyed that I'm not a playable character...
    Pit: Yeah, I guess you are...

  • Rosalina, by Enlong

    Palutena: Be careful, Pit. That's Rosalina!
    Pit: You know who she is, Lady Palutena?
    Palutena: Yes. Rosalina comes from Mario's world, where she's the protector of the cosmos, and mother to the stars."
    Pit: Do you mean figuratively, or literally?
    Palutena: "Figuratively a mother, and literally stars, Pit. See that little one helping her fight? That's Luma. He's a star child.
    Pit: So he grows up to be... a star?
    Palutena: "Or a planet, or even a galaxy!"
    Pit: Whoa. They must eat a lot.
    Palutena: "You would know, wouldn't you, Pit?"
    Pit: Aheheh...
    Palutena: As the protector of the Lumas, the Lumas are also willing to fight for her. So be aware of where they both are. Don't underestimate Luma just because he's cute!
    Pit: So, Luma's like a guardian who keeps her safe from harm, while she uses her magic? Heh. Kinda reminds me of you and m-

  • Pit vs. Mii Fighters, by CountOfBleck

    Pit: Whoa, this person is pretty tough...
    Palutena: That's a Mii Fighter, Pit. Miis are multi-talented warriors who have 3 different fighting styles: Gunner, Brawler, and Swordsman. Brawlers Like to fight up close, Gunners fight from long distances, and Swordsmen are somewhere in between.
    Pit: Hey, Palutena? They look almost human...but something is a bit off...
    Palutena: That's because they aren't. Miis actually have the power to change their appearance to look like anyone, and they can be in any period in time.
    Pit: What?! But that could mean... Are you the real Lady Palutena?
    Palutena: Not really, no.
    Pit: Heh're not serious right, Lady Palutena?
    Pit: Palutena? (connection stops here)

  • Rocket Belt (item), by TPPR10

    Pit picks up the Rocket Belt.
    Palutena: Hey, it looks like someone learned to fly at last.
    Pit: Very funny, Lady Palutena. You don't have to remind me all the time.
    Palutena: Sorry. But anyway, the Rocket Belt is an useful utility item. You can use it to move upwards, allowing you to reach high places easier and get back to the battlefield easier.
    Pit: Cool! I just hope that my wings won't catch fire due of it.
    Palutena: I guess you do have experience on that happening to you. Not to bring up any bad memories, of course.
    Pit: No, its fine. Just don't bring it up in such a casual way.

  • Cucco (item), by TPPR10
    A Cucco appears.
    Pit: Nononononono!
    Palutena: What's the matter, Pit? Too much of a chicken to attack a chicken?
    Pit: There's a difference between being cowardly and being suicidal! Do you have any idea what happens if you attack a Cucco?!
    Palutena: I guess you are right on that. Fortunately for you, you can actually throw one at your opponent to send the angry Cucco flock at them.
    Pit: Are you sure about that? The last thing I need is to be pecked to death by bunch of chickens...
    Palutena: Are you too much of a chicken to trust my words?
    Pit: ...

  • Zero Suit Samus, by Nigelstack345

    Palutena: Pit, what's up with your face? It's as red as a tomato.
    Pit: Uh, what are you talking about milady? My face isn't red. Never have been through out this fight...
    Palutena: Stop lying to the all seeing goddess Pit. Is it because you're fighting Samus in her Zero Suit? It's not okay to stare...
    Pit: Well, yeah! I am fighting Zero Suit Samus, but I swear it's not the reason I'm like this! Honest!
    Palutena: Sure it isn't. Anyway, I'd stay clear of those kicks if I was you. She's seems to have armed herself with boots that are attached with rockets. She's also armed with that gun that paralyze if you... Pit, are you even listening to me?!
    Pit: Huh? Oh sure, milady! Rocket boots and the Paralyzer. Gotta look out for that!
    Palutena: (sigh) Pit, if I were you I'd keep those thoughts in check, especially around the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy!
    Pit: Sorry, milady. Can't be helped huh? (nervous laughter)

  • Wolf, by Ogodei

    Pit: Augh! It's a werewolf!
    Palutena: That's not a werewolf- just a Wolf. Well, the Wolf. His name is Wolf O'Donnel, and he's a mercenary with Star Wolf Team.
    Pit: Phew. I thought he would bite me, then I would become a werewolf.
    Palutena: That's no reason to let your guard down, Pit. He's a dangerous guy. Unpredictable, too. Sometimes he fights your friend Fox, sometimes he doesn't, and no matter how many times he gets shot down, he always lives to fight another day."
    Pit: Well, werewolves don't die unless you kill them with silver."
    Viridi: HE'S NOT A WEREWOLF!
    Pit(?): ...How'd you butt in on this conversation, Viridi?
    Viridi: Because I'm sick of you guys saying bad things about creatures from my domain!
    Pit: Werewolves are part of your domain?
    Both Goddesses: Ugh...

  • Pit VS. Palutena, by YoichiHiruma

    Pit: (Talking to himself in his best Palutena imitation): Pit, your opponent is very dangerous today!
    Pit: Don't worry, I can handle it!
    Pit (Palutena Voice): It might not seem like it, but your enemy today has been bent on your destruction for years. It's like she just loves to see you in danger!
    Pit: I know, but I'll end her wicked-
    Palutena: What was that?!
    Pit(Palutena voice): Eh?! N-nothing! I mean, (clears throat, returns to normal voice) eheheh, nothing...
    Palutena: SOMEONE must not like having their power of flight.
    Pit: Ah, no no no! I'm sorry.
    Palutena: Remind me to post a 'help wanted' sign on the temple when we get home.

  • Dark Pit, by YoichiHiruma (?)

    Pit: Hello Pittoo! Ready for some Light Vs. Dark?
    Dark Pit: Only if you'll agree to stop calling me that.
    Palutena: Remember Pit, he can match you blow for blow, so be careful.
    Viridi: Dark Pit! Show him who's boss for your goddess!
    Dark Pit: You are NOT my goddess!
    Viridi: He'll come around.

  • Lucina, by Nap1100

    Pit: Okay, I know Marth is a guy that looks like a girl, but he looks extra feminine today for whatever reason.
    Palutena: (chuckles) That's because it's not Marth. That's Lucina.
    Pit: Who's Lucina?
    Palutena: Lucina is Marth's descendant from a few thousand years after his time. She's from the—
    Pit: Wait, she? You're telling me that's a girl?!
    Palutena: ...Yes. That's why she's more feminine than usual.
    Pit: I thought you told me that's not Marth?
    Palutena: Oh Pit... Anyway, Lucina is from a future where the fell dragon Grima wiped out all but a few of her people. She tried to prevent Grima's ascension by time-traveling to the past to her father Chrom's time.
    Pit: I can only imagine how awkward that family reunion went.
    Palutena: Well, not really...I mean, it did get awkward later, but that's another point. She hid her identity by wearing a butterfly mask and passing herself off as Marth.
    Pit: How'd she manage to pass herself off as a guy?
    Palutena: You tell me, Mr. "Marth looks more feminine than usual today".
    Pit: Uh...heh heh.

  • Robin (female), by Enlong

    Pit: Lady Palutena, who is that?
    Palutena: That's Robin, Pit. She's the battle tactician of a legendary group of warriors known as the Shepherds.
    Pit: A battle tactician? So she directs the army into battles?
    Palutena: Not only that, but she tends to lead the charge.
    Pit: Really? I thought tacticians were more the type to sit around maps before the battle."
    Palutena: Maybe for some, but Robin likes to defend her allies directly. She may not directly be the leader of the group, but they definitely rely on her sword, spells, and knowledge of the battlefield.
    Pit: Oh, so she's kind of like me! I'm both a warrior and Captain of the guard!
    Palutena: Well, I'd say her strategy is a bit more advanced than yours, Pit. Her allies don't get revived, so she tends to be a bit more subtle than just going 'ALL TROOPS, MOVE OUT!' and hoping they deal some damage before dying.
    Pit: Well... you go with what works...

  • Pit VS Palutena, by 13ssbb

Type 1:
Viridi: I've been waiting a LONG time for this!
Hades: For once, I agree. Poor Pitty's gonna be pounded by Pretty Palutena.
Phosphera: I wouldn't mind going down there and shocking him a few times myself.
Magnus: Will someone pass the popcorn?
Pit: Why does everyone want to see me lose? Seriously, why ME?!
Palutena: Well Pit, you could always forfeit and face us all at once.
Dark Pit: Be careful Pit. You may have the weapons, but she has the powers to make or break them. And you don't wanna let her grab a smash ball, unless you wanna relive your more painful Light Vs. Dark days.
Palutena: It's nice of you to help Pit out, Pittoo.
Pit:'re the only one on my side. What gives?
Dark Pit: Don't get the wrong idea, I'd love to see you smashed into the surface as much as them, but remember; no you, no me.
Dark Pit: Just don't die out there.
Palutena: No promises on his end.
Pit: That's right, no pro- hey wait a minute!

Type 2:
Palutena: So Pit, why don't you do one of your boss-rally cries?
Pit: Uh...the match has already started.
Palutena: I seem to recall that not stopping you before a few times, no matter how ridiculous they were.
Pit: You mean awesome!
Palutena: Okay then, I'll do one. *ahem* Angel of the heavens, hear my words! By the end of this match, you will know the true power of a goddess! For I am the Goddess of Light, Palutena. My divine powers will break the wings on your back!
Pit: Woah...that wasn't bad. Harsh, but not bad.
Palutena: what did I tell you, anything an angel can do, a goddess can do better. It's a known fact.
Pit: Oh yeah? Try this! *ahem* Goddess of Light, hear MY words! I am Pit, commander of the Centurions. Your powers of sarcasticness and bad humor are no match for my awesome power! I may not be able to fly, but soon YOU won't be able get off the ground either!
Palutena: Mine was better by a long shot.
Pit: Leave the voting to the fanbase!

  • Mach Rider, by nigelstack345
    Pit: Oh man! That is a cool bike!
    Palutena: Don't spend to much time ogling it, Pit. The bike the Mach Rider drives is equipped with some pretty heavy-duty weapons. But I admit it does look cool.
    Pit: I know right? Maybe I'll ask him where he get his bike after we finish our match!
    Palutena: I wouldn't do that either, Pit. The Mach Rider's really resourceful and can use everyday items as a weapon, like oil barrels and chains. And I don't know if I'd call the person a "he"...
    Pit: What? You're implying that may be a girl under there?
    Palutena: Truth is, nobody knows. It's up to you, the fans and maybe Nintendo themselves to decide whether or not the Mach Rider is male or female.
    Pit: So the Mach Rider's identity is a mystery huh? ....Do you see anything that hints at one or the other?
    Palutena: Once again, it up to you to decide.
    Pit: You tease! What about if the Mach Rider clears single-player? Is Mach's identity revealed then?!
    Palutena: Up to you, Pit!

  • Shulk, by Nigelstack345

    Pit: Hey Palutena, why is there kanji suddenly popping up behind that guy?
    Palutena: Oh, I see you're fighting Shulk now. Yeah, that happens when you fight him on occasion.
    Pit: Any particular reason why that is?
    Palutena: The kanji displays a Monado art. It's the laser sword he's carrying, and the arts are its power. His arts powers him up in one area but weakens him in another.
    Pit: Really? One sword does all of that?
    Palutena: Yeah, and it also allow him to see into the future.
    Pit: Whoa.... So he'll know every attack I can do before I do it to him?
    Palutena: In theory, yes. He might have even known that you'd ask for my help right now.
    Pit: So, I'm fighting a guy who can see the future and has a sword that strengthens him. At the very least, do we know what the kanji say?
    Palutena: No idea. My knowledge of Chinese characters are.... limited to say the very least. Sorry, Pit, I'm afraid you're alone on that department.
    Pit: (groans)

  • Sonic, by superkeijikun

    Pit: Wow, this guy's fast!
    Viridi: Him? Oh, that's Sonic! Sonic the Hedgehog!
    Pit: I never realized hedgehogs could be so fast.
    Viridi: He has to be, his speed is the greatest strength he has in his fight against some idiot human called 'Eggman' who thinks he can get away with ruining nature, with his toxic factories!
    Pit: Wait, 'Eggman'? That's a weird name...and it's kinda making me hungry...
    Viridi: Well, maybe after this battle, the two of you could go out for chili dogs.
    Pit: Sounds like a plan!

  • Dark Pit, by 13ssbb

    Palutena: You really are crashing my party aren’t you?
    Dark Pit: Of course. Why wouldn’t I?
    Pit: Well I hope you’re ready for another beat down Pittoo!
    Dark Pit: I told you to stop calling me that!
    Pit: How did you even know we were here?
    Viridi: (whistles)
    Dark Pit: I have my ways.
    Pit: Why Viridi? Just... why?!
    Viridi: I wanted things to be even more interesting.
    Pit: Wait, why are you here?
    Palutena: (whistles)
    Dark Pit: Looks like your goddess isn’t so heavenly.
    Pit: Go home, Pittoo.

  • Duck Hunt Duo, by 13ssbb

    Pit: Huh, where have I seen this dog before?
    Viridi:: That dog’s known as Duck Hunt, Pit. He and that bird go way back.
    Pit: Wait, THE Duck Hunt? So the game was named after him?
    Viridi: I don’t know, I’ll double check my book of dogs. Anyways, some nasty human is always trying to hurt these poor, defenseless animals.
    Pit: They aren’t so defenseless if they’re here.
    Viridi: I-I’m sure it’s self defense.
    Pit:And wasn’t the dog on the human’s side?
    Viridi: That’s not important. Anyway-
    Pit: Now I remember! That dog always laughed at me whenever I missed! Just thinking about it mocks me to this day.
    Viridi: Yeah, Yeah, that’s very sad. An-
    Pit: C’mere boy! I’ll show you all the tricks I taught Twinbellows! We’ll get some real serious Nintendogs trainer points! Yeah...I’m going to enjoy this!
    Viridi: Sore loser much?

  • Bowser Jr., by 13ssbb

    Palutena: Hey Pit, did you ever wish you could swap out weapons just like your powers?
    Pit: Of course! Is it finally possible?
    Palutena: Nope.
    Palutena: But Bowser Jr. can. His Jr. clown car is equipped with all sorts of gadgets. From boxing gloves to saw blades.
    Pit: ……
    Palutena: Stay focused and attack the Koopa. Hitting him instead of the car is the key to winning.
    Palutena: Why so quiet? Suddenly going chicken?
    Pit: That’s it, I’m going home.

  • Dr. Mario, by Tropers/13ssbb
    Palutena: Hmm…
    Pit: What’s up, Lady Palutena?
    Palutena: Just thinking how I should set up some powers together…
    Pit: We should ask Dr. Mario. He knows all about puzzles!
    Palutena: He’s the opponent, Pit. And a plummer. And a doctor. And a hero all in one. Wow, Mario’s set for life. But I’ll never understand the large, brightly-colored pills.
    Pit: Are you kidding? They hit harder, are more reliable, and they cure all your ills!
    Palutena:I’ll be sure to call him next time you’re finished then.
    Pit: Oh so it’s like that? Hey Mario, mind giving Lady Palutena a hand with strategy?
    Dr. Mario: Oh yeah!
    Palutena: No wait, I- *sigh* This is gonna be a long check up.

  • Duck Hunt, by BeeKirbysNewComputer

    Pit: Hey, Viridi?
    Viridi: What is it, Pit? I'm kind of busy right now.
    Pit: Why is it that when I look at this dog, all I feel is anger and frustration?
    Viridi: You wouldn't be the first. This guy's been taunting players with bad aim since before your first scuffle with Medusa.
    Pit: Is he saying I have bad aim?!
    Hades: How adorable. Even dogs and ducks go out of their way to mock little Pitty-pat!
    Pit: Hades!
    Hades: Easy, Pitty-pat. I just thought you should know that the dog isn't the one you should be worried about.
    Pit: What do you mean?
    Hades: I mean the real threat is the gunner just off-screen. All the dog is doing is barking orders at him, pardon the pun. And besides, you should really cut that pooch some slack. It's not easy being a dog. You would know, wouldn't you, Pitty-pat?
    Pit: This conversation is over.

  • Dr. Mario, by BeeKirbysNewComputer
    Pit: Why is Mario in those weird clothes?
    Viridi: Technically, that's not Mario, Pit. He's actually Doctor Mario.
    Pit: So, he's Mario in a doctor's outfit?
    Viridi: Pretty much. I don't know why you're so surprised, Pit. This isn't the first time Mario's showed up to Smash in his doctor getup.
    Viridi: ...Oh, wait... I guess you weren't there for that, were you?
    Pit: Rub it in, why don't you?
    Viridi: I wonder if he has a pill that can cure your bad attitude.

  • Robin, by Delnoir
    Pit: Whoa! This guy/girl is throwing all sorts of elemental magic around! A magician?
    Palutena: That's Robin, Pit. He's/She's a tactician for a voluntary force of protectors known as the Shepherds. He's/She's also tightly knit with their leader Chrom as well as Lucina.
    Pit: A tactician!? But what's with all the magic? And that sword throwing lightning everywhere?
    Palutena: Robin isn't content to sit back and call orders so he/she fights too. In fact he/she is one of the most versatile fighters the Shepherds has to offer.
    Pit: Swordsman, magician, and a strategist all in one. So I'm in trouble no matter where I am...
    Palutena: Well, if his/her tomes run out of power it takes them time to recharge. The same goes for his/her sword, so he/she can't constantly be on the offensive.
    Pit: At least there's that.
    Palutena: Just make extra sure you don't let him/her grab you with his/her Nosferatu spell. It's dark magic he'll/she'll use to drain your vitality to restore his/her own.
    Pit: What!? This just keeps getting worse...does he/she do anything else?
    Palutena: No, but if he/she calls Chrom for help don't let him catch you or he and Robin will team up and attack you together. I doubt you'd be able to recover if they do.
    Pit: That's not fair! Man, the more I learn about him/her the more it starts to sound like he/she could destroy the world if they tried.
    Palutena: .....
    Pit: Lady Palutena? What's wrong?
    Palutena: It's nothing, Pit. Just be careful.

  • Mega Man, by BeeKirbysNewComputer
    Pit: What is this guy? He's like part human and part machine!
    Viridi: That's Mega Man, Pit. He's an artificial human that was made in a laboratory.
    Viridi: The nerve of those humans! As if breeding them naturally wasn't bad enough, now they're making them out of metal?!
    Pit: You know, now that I look at him, I think I've met this guy before.
    Viridi: Impossible. it's the first I've seen of him, and I'm almost certain he wasn't here in the last game.
    Pit: I dunno...a guy like that seems like he'd be hard to forget-icus...
    Viridi: What was that?
    Pit: Uh...nothing. Just clearing my throat.

  • Bowser Jr, by BeeKirbysNewComputer
    Hades: Awww, look at that! Looks like that has-been Bowser finally has a successor.
    Pit: Hades!
    Viridi: What do you want, Hades?
    Hades: Come, now. You can't expect me to just sit out on a discussion about a villain as adorable as this!
    Hades: Never have I seen such an adorable creature radiate with such a lust for destruction! Why, you can almost see the fury burning in his beady little eyes!
    Pit: You would think this little creep is cute, wouldn't you?
    Hades: Maybe I should get myself a little Hades Junior.
    Viridi: I can think of several reasons why that won't happen.

  • Hammer (Item), by Dallenson
    Pit: What's the smile for, Lady Palutena?
    Palutena: It's nothing. I'm just amused at the way you swing that hammer around.
    Pit: I can't help it. It's my patented technique when I used hammers to free the centurions trapped in stone during my first adventure so long ago!
    Palutena: With just two frames of animation, you look more like Mr. Game & Watch.
    Pit: Don't remind me. I have bad memories of his Judge hammer when he strikes me with a nine.

  • Fox, by Bee Kirbys New Computer
    Pit: Hello? Lady Palutena? Viridi? Anyone?
    Peppy: This is Peppy, I read you loud and clear, Fox!
    Pit: Woah! A talking rabbit?
    Peppy: Hey, you're not Fox! Slippy musta been messing with the transceiver again...
    Pit: wouldn't happen to know anything about this weird fox-human guy, would you?
    Peppy: Ya mean Fox? Well, for one thing, I know he's pretty good with an Arwing!
    Pit: Ar-wing? That wouldn't happen to have anything to do with flying, would it?
    Peppy: It's got everything to do with flying! The kid's a great pilot, just like his father!
    Pit: Oh. I thought you meant that he had wings on his body.
    Peppy: Nope! The only one with wings like that around here is Falco, and he uses an Arwing, too!
    Pit: That's a shame. I was hoping I could ask him for some tips on flying.
    Pit: Hey, mister...rabbit guy. Can I ask you one more question?
    Peppy: Go ahead, boy!
    Pit: What are you the god of?
    Peppy: Uh...sorry, I gotta go. Nice talkin' to ya!
    Pit: What a weird guy.

  • Mewtwo, by Enlong
    Pit: "Is that a Pokémon?"
    Palutena: "That's correct, Pit! And not just any Pokémon. That's Mewtwo, the Genetic Pokémon. It has powerful psychic abilities, making it one of the most feared Pokémon in all the world. Some say it can speak with humans with telepathy. Some others say it doesn't want to."
    Pit: "So why's he called the Genetic Pokémon?"
    Palutena: "Well, Mewtwo is the result of a great many genetic experiments performed by human scientists. They were trying to make a clone of the legendary Pokémon, Mew."
    Pit: "Mew...Two? Not the most original name."
    Palutena: "I think it's a great name."
    Pit: "Huh? But it's just-"
    Palutena: "Short, snappy, and to the point. I dare say any clone should be happy to have a name as good as that."
    Dark Pit: "..."

  • Pit vs Pit Mirror Match, by MrUnderhill
    Pit: Another me? Don't tell me someone's fixed the Mirror of Truth, have they?
    Palutena: Don't worry, Pit. That's just someone else playing as you.
    Pit: Oh, right. It's Smash Bros, so there can be more than one of me. Gotta remember that. So how many of these copies are there? I know Pittoo used to be one of them, but he's his own character in this game, so now I've lost track.
    Palutena: Well, you've got eight costume colors to yourself, and then Pittoo has eight of his own, so that should be... wow, sixteen Pits' total, and the Wii U can support eight of them fighting at the same time.
    Pit: Sixteen of me? And eight at the same time?! How does that... I don't even... you know what, forget it. Come on, Pitthree! Let's get this fight over with!
    Palutena: "Pitthree?" Even I wouldn't go that far...

  • Wario by Dallenson
    Pit: Ugh... What is that smell...
    Viridi: That smell is coming from Wario, Mario's evil opposite. Everything about his character is something I absolutely despise. He's obese, eats unhealthy garlic, horrible body odor, gassy, he's greedy to the point he sold a "micro-game" franchise to cheap people out of their money and rides a motorcycle that is one-hundred percent hostile to the environment. He is the textbook example of why I oppose these unnatural humans in the first place!
    Pit: Eheheheh... So you're cheering me on right?
    Viridi: Of course I am, Pit! Throw everything you got at him and don't pull any punches! Oh and by the way: watch out for when he farts.
    Pit: When he what? Ugh... I think I'm going to hurl...

  • Color TV-Game 15 (Assist Trophy) by TPPR 10
    Pit: *Summons Color TV-Game 15* Hey, it's Pon-
    Viridi: Don't. Say. it!
    Pit: Huh? What you mean by that?
    Viridi: Do we have to repeat the conversation we had regarding Komaytos? No? Good. Anyway, those two paddles bounce a ball back and forth to each other. The ball bounces off solid surfaces so how effective it is more or less is base on the stage. You can even see which paddle is winning.
    Pit: So it is more or less Pon-
    Viridi: Lalalalala, I am not listening!

  • Lucas by SLthePyro
    Pit: "C'mon, I've seen all these weak tricks from Ness already! Can't you show me anything new!?"
    Viridi: "Hey, show some respect, jerk! Lucas is not weak! In fact, he uses his PSI way differently than Ness does!"
    Pit: "Wha... huh!? Am I imagining things, or did Viridi just defend a human?"
    Palutena: "I'm as shocked as you are!"
    Viridi: "That boy is a special case."
    Palutena: "Oh~ 'Special', you say...?"
    Viridi: "Palutena, don't you dare say what I know you're thinking of saying. It's not like that."
    Viridi: "Lucas was a direct victim of the very evils that I want humans exterminated for. Thanks to the greed and malice of an invader, Lucas lost his family and eventually his home. He had to grow up alone."
    Pit: "Oh wow, really? That must've sucked..."
    Viridi: "After about three years of loneliness, he learned how to use PSI. No one would've blamed him if he sought revenge with his newfound power, but... instead he used it to protect his people and his home."
    Viridi: "He actually hates fighting more than anything. But he's not so naive that he won't defend himself and others when he has to. It can't be stressed enough that he charged headlong into the invader's armies and ruined their plans instead of killing them."
    Pit: "Wow... that takes guts."
    Palutena: "I never thought you'd want to learn so much about a human, Viridi. Unless you were going to use the knowledge against them, of course."
    Viridi: "Not this time. I know it's weird for me to say, but I respect Lucas. If only more humans were like him, maybe I wouldn't have to get rid of them..."
    Pit: "Sheesh... and here I was hoping you'd turned over a new leaf..."
    Viridi: "You wish."
    Palutena: "Anyway, Viridi's right about Lucas' PSI working differently from Ness'. While Ness goes for raw power, Lucas is more tactical; he'll try to trip you up and capitalize on it instead."
    Palutena: "Keep the pressure on him and don't let him start racking up a combo. He doesn't hit hard, but that damage will add up pretty quickly if you let it."

    Snake codecs 
  • Pac-Man, by ABRICK

    Snake: Otacon, what do Pac Pellets taste like? Is it true they taste like cookies?
    Otacon: What? How can you think of food when you're in such serious trouble? You're fighting Pac-Man, Snake!
    Snake: So? All he does is run away from ghosts and eat pellets.
    Otacon: That's exactly the point, Snake! Years of escaping from ghosts whilst trapped in a maze has made him a master of evasion and turning the tables! He's lead whole armies of ghosts around a corner just to lead them into a trap that devours them in seconds! He's got other tricks, too! Butt bounces, pac dot shots, rev rolls, the list goes on!
    Snake: Yeah, but he can't harm me if he doesn't get a power pellet, right?
    Otacon: Not quite, Snake. Pac-Man may need power pellets to deal with ghosts, but he's more than capable of unleashing his fists on a physical opponent... or his mouth, if he's hungry.
    Snake:What?!? Urgh, no wonder he's wearing such a predatory smile. He was waiting for me to make a mistake all this time! So, Otacon, how do I beat Pac-Man?
    Otacon: You can't.
    Snake: WHAT?!?
    Otacon: The game was intended to go on indefinitely, but a glitch in the programming means level 256 is unbeatable, so...
    Snake: That's not what I- You know what? Never mind. I'll just try painting my grenades yellow, maybe that will fool him.

  • Mega Man, by FOFD

    Snake: It's some kind of... advanced... cyborg... well, it doesn't look very ninja-ish but...
    Miller: No. That's spot-on Snake. That's Mega Man. He's an advanced, killer robot from the future.
    Snake: ...
    Miller: He was built by genius roboticist Dr. Light. He's as agile as they come, dashing from left to right, jumping off walls, dashing. He can even fire a gun while hanging on a wall! You need to watch out for that Snake.
    Snake: Well, there don't seem to be too many walls here so...
    Paz: Actually, that's not entirely true.
    Miller: Wh... what do you mean?
    Paz: This Mega Man is the classic version, who can't fight while attached to a wall. The model that jumps off walls is Mega Man X, who comes from a future more distant than the classic version.
    Miller: Well, I... wait, a more distant future? How do you know that?
    Paz: Mega Man comes with several unique weapons from other robots he's defeated in the past.
    Snake: Oh really? So there's a "procure-on-site" subroutine somewhere in that blue, metal dome of his?
    Paz: Mega Man's primary weapon, though, and his most dangerous, is the Mega Buster. Think of it as a large, portable laser gun that comes out of his arm. It doesn't need any ammunition, can be fired rapidly, and he can charge it to make the blast more powerful, though this slows down the shot.
    Snake: Infinite ammunition? Huh. Ridiculous. Technology hasn't come that far.
    Paz: He's from the future Snake. You know, the thing we're fighting for?
    Snake: And it leads to invincible fighting robots with laser cannons in the future? -grumble- That wasn't exactly what I had in mind for this world's future. -beat- Hey Kaz?
    Miller:Yeah Snake?
    Snake: Get the R&D department on the line.
    Miller: Uh, sure. What do you want to say to them?
    Snake: Tell them I want a prototype Snake Buster by the end of the week, or there's going to be six new positions available in R&D.

  • Villager, by Ogodei

    Snake: I know you've had me fight kids before, Otacon, but this guy doesn't even look like he has any psychic powers!
    Otacon: That may be, but he's a successful city manager four or five times over. You don't get there without some skill in dealing with troublemakers.
    Snake: "Four or five?"
    Otacon: Depends on if you count Animal Forest for the Nintendo 64.
    Snake: I have no idea what you're talking about.

  • Villager, by Pulse

    Otacon: That's a Villager, Snake.
    Snake: ... They won't stop smiling at me.
    Otacon: Hey, maybe you just don't smile enough! You should consider being with me and Sunny more often! Maybe then you'll stop feeling so grumpy.

  • Mii Fighter, by Edrobot

    Snake: Otacon, I've been seeing a lot of these big-headed freaks. What are they?
    Otacon: Those are Mii Fighters, Snake. They're special characters that you make using the Mii Maker channel on the Wii U or 3DS. They come in three varieties, Brawler, Blaster and Swordmaster, each of which can be further customized by changing up their special moves.
    Snake: So they're tailor-made mercenaries for any occasion.
    Otacon: Well... essentially, yes. And you can make them look like anyone. Friends, family, celebrities...
    Snake: Sounds like Les Enfant Terriblies all over again...

  • Robin (general), by AznPinoy

    Snake: Kaz, there is someone shooting weird things at me.
    Miller: What things exactly?
    Snake: Sometimes its fire, or a beam of thunder, or even s/he is attacking me with his/her sword and its hitting me while s/he didn't
    Miller: Ah, you must be fighting Robin then. The tactician of a group called the Shepherds.
    Snake: So their tactician herds sheep by shooting them with thunders or fire?
    Miller: No, they call themselves that, but they actually fight Risen, or other threats to their homeland. In fact, they have defeated a being known as Grima, apparently larger than a Metal Gear.
    Snake: Bigger than Metal Gear? How do I fight him/her
    Miller: S/he also completed it with a few of his/her men dying, almost no casualties. As for fighting him/her, you will have to try other strategies, s/he fights more subtle since people in his/her world can't be brought back to life if they die. Avoid any of his/her lasers, fires, wind attacks, and that levin sword and you will have an upper hand.
    Snake: Great....Thanks for telling me that Kaz.

  • Robin (both genders), by MrUnderhill
    Snake: Colonel, there's this guy/woman shooting some kind of magic at me. I think s/he's using a... is that a book?!
    Colonel: That must be Robin, Snake. Robin is the lead tactician of the Shepherds, a famous Ylissean vigilante group.
    Snake: So s/he calls the shots, huh? Aren't tacticians supposed to stay out of the line of fire? S/he seems to enjoy getting right into it.
    Colonel: Robin isn't your ordinary tactician. S/he's lead the Shepherds through countless battles with no casualties. I think part of that is because s/he isn't afraid to put his/her own life on the line for his/her comrades.
    Snake: I always thought casualties were just another part of war. If Robin is that good, it's no wonder people are eager to follow him/her. Say, Colonel?
    Colonel: Yes, Snake?
    Snake: Any chance you'd be willing to lend me some backup one of these days?
    Colonel: Sorry, Snake, but I don't think so. In addition to being a skilled tactician, Robin is also a powerful mage. Those "books" you saw him/her using are magic tomes. Robin has four of them, one for fire, wind, thunder, and dark magic. S/he also has two different swords; a bronze one for regular attacks, and a Levin Sword that deals electrical damage.
    Snake: That's an impressive arsenal. How does s/he carry all that?
    Colonel: To paraphrase Otacon: "You tell me, Mr. Utility Belt!"
    Snake: Oh, right.
    Colonel: Robin's weakness is that his/her equipment, aside from the bronze sword, all have limited uses. If you can hold out long enough, s/he'll exhaust them and leave him/herself vulnerable for a short time.
    Snake: So play defensive and wait for him/her to slip up. Got it, Colonel!

  • Lucina, by AznPinoy

    Snake: Mei Ling, what just happened? Marth is looking and acting more feminine than usual, kinda like...
    Mei Ling: You mean Lucina? You do know she is trying to fight you, right?
    Snake: Wait, she?
    Mei Ling: Yes, I thought you would know easily. Or have you lost your touch?
    Snake: ...
    Mei Ling: Anyway, she came from a future that was ravaged by a being known as Grima, she went back to time to prevent the end of the world She pretended to be her 1000 year ancestor.
    Snake: So she is his thousand year descendant. Wait, time travel? What's next, are you going to tell me someone can marry her? Or that one of her friends was this Grima person? Who knew she was a she anyway?
    Mei Ling: To answer your questions, A male Robin or any of her comrades from the future can, I can only say yes, her friend in the timeline she jumped to was affiliated with Grima, and you can try figuring out the third question.
    Snake: ... fine. How do I fight her?
    Mei Ling: Just fight her like you would fight one of the previous heroes from Fire Emblem. Just know that any damage from her will be the same, even if she lightly grazed you with her sword.

  • Shulk, by Ekelai

    Snake: Otacon, who's this kid with the laser sword?
    Otacon: That's Shulk, also known as the "True Heir to the Monado." He's an engineer who lives on a giant mecha known as the Bionis.
    Snake:He lives in a Mecha? I can't imagine how cramped that would be. Imagine settling down inside a Metal Gear.
    Otacon: Shulk doesn't have that problem; his entire hometown fits on the Bionis' leg. Heck, compared to the Bionis, REX and RAY may as well be gnats!
    Snake: If only they were as easy to get rid of as that.
    Otacon: They could be for Shulk, Snake. The Monado, his sword, was originally used as a weapon against a race of machines known as Mechon. Don't think you could ask to borrow it, though; Shulk is the "True Heir" because he can use it without any drawbacks. The last guy to wield it - Dunban - lost the use of his right arm for that reason.
    Snake: Well he's definitely a soldier; he fights like he knows what I'll do before I do it.
    Otacon: That's because the Monado also lets him see the future.
    Snake: ... Otacon?
    Otacon: Yeah?
    Snake: I really want that sword.
    Otacon:I know, Snake. I know.

  • Dark Pit, by superkeijikun
    Snake: Otacon, there's another kid here with wings, but he looks different...a clone, maybe?
    Viridi: Wait, who is this 'Otacon'?
    Snake: What the-Who are you, and how did you get this frequency?!
    Viridi: I should be asking that question! I don't recall ever giving this number to a filthy human!
    Snake: What do you mean 'filthy human'?
    Viridi: You humans know nothing but how to make war and ruin the environment. Just look at yourself, armed to the teeth like some one-man army! You epitomize the problem with humans!
    Snake: Listen, kid! We humans may be violent, and war is terrible, but I'm fighting to stop wars from ever breaking out again, and I don't have to justify myself to some pipsqueak!
    Viridi: 'Pipsqueak'?! Why, I've got half a mind to drop a Reset Bomb on your stupid head right this instant!
    Snake: I don't have time for this. We're done talking.
    Viridi: Hey, don't you hang up on me!
    (If Snake is defeated in mid-conversation) Viridi: Snake! Don't you ignore me when I'm talking to you! Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

  • Little Mac, by mariic
    Snake: Colonel, I'm fighting against a short boxer, and he looks familiar, but also different.
    Doc: That "short boxer" is Little Mac, and the name's Doc Louis, not "Colonel". By the way, he changed his appearance after his comeback.
    Snake: ! How do people keep accessing this frequency?
    Doc: That I don't know, but what I DO know is that Mac there is one of the greatest, if not THE greatest boxer in the history of VWBA. Heck, I should know because I'm his coach!
    Snake: Maybe, but don't you think he's way out of his league?
    Doc: Don't you worry about him, he's just as capable as you or every other brawler are. Heck, he once KO'd Donkey Kong a few years ago!
    Snake: ...
    Doc: I know, right? Oh, before you go, make sure you never, and I mean NEVER, make fun of his height.
    Snake: Why not?
    Doc: Ask Samus.

    Little Mac Pep Talks 

  • Toon Link, by Just Dancer Starships

    • "Careful, Mac! That Link may be young, but he's not to be kidded with!"

  • Link and Bowser, by Enlong

    • "Don't let Link keep his distance, Mac! Those arrows ain't nothin'! Keep the pressure up, Mac! Close the distance and show him what ya got! Remember, the punch is mightier than the sword!"

    • "Stay right in Bowser's face, son! Don't flinch, baby! Keep up the pace and keep dodging! He can't smash what he can't catch!"

  • Mr. Game and Watch, by Ogodei

    • "Gotta use your hooks to hit this guy, Mac! You know what they say about trying to jab a 2-dimensional man... ... man, i got nothin'."

  • Rosalina and Luma, by Nes Classic

    • "Mac Baby, aim for Rosy's kids first. She can't fight without 'em... then you can show her what it's really like to see stars, ha ha ha!"

  • Mario, by Dr Furball

    • "When you were in the ring, Mario made some bad calls as a ref. Now's your chance to knock some sense into him!"

  • Villager, by Ogodei

    • "Keep your guard up, Mac Baby. He may just look like a little kid, but he can hit like a tree, or a house."

  • Pit, by Beta Ray

    • "Watch out Mac, that kid in the angel get-up packs a mean uppercut. Stay on your toes and you'll clip his wings sure enough."

  • Donkey Kong, by Nes Classic

    • "This ape packs a giant punch, but that's your chance to strike. Show 'em why he lost last time."

  • Kirby, by Nes Classic

    • "Hahaha! This thing's cuter than a box o' chocolates!"

  • General, by Dr Furball

    • "Mac, what's your favorite type of projectile? Mine's chocolate!"

  • Mario, by Zarek

    • "Hey, look, Mac! It's the ref! Remember him?"

  • Sonic, King Dedede, and Donkey Kong by DATEMAY

    • "Sonic may be the fastest thing alive, but that doesn't mean he thinks quick! Beat him to the punch and he's ready for a KO!"

    • "Looks like somebody needs a dethroning! Show that penguin you didn't earn your crown for nothing!"

    • "Just keep calm and stay focused, Mac! You beat DK once in the ring, you can do it again in the smash arena!"

  • Captain Falcon by lazinesslord

    • "Watch out Mac, one hit from that Falcon Punch and you'll be sent soaring. Catch him while he's charging and show him what a real punch can do."

  • Pit, Rosalina, Peach, and Pac-Man by YoichiHiruma

    • "Looks like Pit's wings don't work Mac. Why don't you do him a favor and send him flyin'?"

    • "I heard Rosalina likes to tell her Lumas stories. Ask her if she's heard the story of the Princess and the Punch!"

    • "KO the Luma first Mac! THAT'S what I call a Star Punch! Hahaha!"

    • "Time to crash Peach's tea party. But don't go empty-handed. Pack some punch to share!"

    • "Pac-Man Hungers For Battle? Then feed him a knuckle sandwich!"

  • Shulk, by Edrobot

    • That guy can do everything, but not all at once. Try doing something he won't expect, and maybe you can turn things around!

    • Don't lose your cool! He swings wide, but if you sidestep, you might be able to get the drop on him.

  • Mega Man, by superkeijikun
    • "That kid's a one-man army, Mac! Wear him down, let him burn through his batteries, then rock his world!"

  • Duck Hunt Duo, by superkeijikun
    • "That mutt's trying to throw your game off with his laughs. Don't let his taunts get to you! Keep cool, and wipe that smug look off his face!"

  • Robin, by MrUnderhill

    • "That bookworm over there looks like the clever type. Hit fast and hard, and don't give him/her time to think!"
    • "S/he hits hard at first, but s/he can't keep it up forever. As soon as s/he drops one of those books, let him/her have it!"

  • Little Mac mirror match, by FlamingoKai

  • Princess Peach, by Nanakiro

  • Samus and Zero Suit Samus, and Robin by Delnoir
    • "Whoa! Careful, Mac, no way she's gonna let you get close with all that firepower! Roll with the shots, baby!"
    • "That pretty little lady kicks like you punch, Mac! Keep her off her feet and this'll be all over!"
    • All this kid has done is bring a book to a fistfight! Show him/her brains don't always beat brawn, Mac!

  • Mr. Game & Watch by BeeKirbysNewComputer
    • "I'd love to give you some advice on your opponent, Mac, but I can't see him! ...oh, there he is! Kinda hard to see him from the side."

  • Ness by BeeKirbysNewComputer
    • "This kid may have enough psychic powers to make Great Tiger look like a street magician, but he still punches like a little kid! Show him the true meaning of brains over brawn!"

  • Lucario by Mr. Huxton
    • "Watch out-that jackal gets stronger the more damage he takes! Avoid his attacks, and then counter with your punches!"

  • Bowser Jr./Koopalings by Mr. Huxton
    • "What's that kid doing, sitting in his/her clown car? He's/She's got not respect for the rules!"

  • Pit by Mr. Huxton
    • "Twinkletoes' got a lot of tricks up his sleeve, but he ain't no match for a haymaker!"

  • Captain Falcon by Mr. Huxton
    • "Mac, I want you to show him your moves. I think he'll be impressed. That guy REALLY loves punching."

  • Mewtwo by The Hero Hartmut
    • "Clear your head, Mac baby! This sucka can read your mind, so you gotta psych him out! Get out there and show him that type matchups don't matter in Smash!"

  • ROB by Pytas
    • "This robot ain't no toy! Dodge his Robo Beams and then give him a couple punches between the optics!"

     Mii Fighter Rosters 
During the beginning of Nintendo's E3 Digital Event, after an awe-inspiring fight scene between Satoru Iwata and Reggie Fils-Aime, it was revealed that you can in fact play as your Mii in the latest Smash Bros game (playable in 3 different varieties: Brawler, Swordfighter and Gunner). Since then, fans have talked at length about the many, MANY Miis they will create in the game. These are what the Tropers are planning to create.



J Troper






Quackor The Fowl:

  • Brawler: The Nostalgia Critic, Ryu, Ken, Dan Hibiki, John Egbert
  • Gunner: Linkara, Lelouch Lamperogue, Rose Lalonde, Jade Harley
  • Swordsman: The Angry Video Game Nerd, Dave Strider,





Dallenson, also including myself in all three.




  • These were taken from
  • Brawler: The Count from Sesame Street, and my own Mii.
  • Swordsman: Uncle Leo(?!) from Seinfeldnote , Jack Black (the Tenacious D character, specifically)
  • Gunner: Eggman from Sonic, Commander Sheperd (female) from Mass Effect.

    Just For Fun 

Even the Just for Fun page needs a bit of silliness

—-> Samus Aran

  • "I'll settle down when I'm dead."
—> Samus Aran
  • "The only kiss I've ever given is the kiss of death."
—> Samus Aran

  • (the below by beorc)

  • "..."
—> Samus Aran

  • Palutena and Rosalina have tea: by Nintendork64, Grounder, Nes Classic, Enlong, Ogodei, and ultimatepheer

    • ultimatepheer: “Aaaand now I have the image in my head of Rosalina and Palutena sitting around somewhere, having tea, and just discussing whatever trivial things Goddesses like them discuss. And Rosalina Gloating that Lumas are way cuter than anyone Palutena has.”

    • "Hey Palutena, whatcha thinkin' about?"

    • "Oh, I dunno... Goddess stuff, I guess"

    • "thinkin' of life *teardrop*"

    • "Well, Centurions come back to life."

    • "So do Lumas. And I don't have to bring them back myself, either."

    • "Showoff..."

    • "I've got Pit."
    • "I've got Mario."
    • "Only when he's going into space on his own terms. And Pit remembers who I am." *sip*

    • "Yes, well. I doubt you ever had to reset the universe because an Obese Turtle decided to fall into a sun with enough force to collapse it into a black hole." *Smirk* *Sip*

    • "Oh, I can top that. Have you ever been infected by a living manifestation of chaos?"

    • "I really don't believe that is something to be proud of..."

    • ultimatepheer: "Are we interpreting these two as being Tsundere... for each other?"

  • A discussion of how to overcome "The Voiceless"

    • EvillPaladin: For the speech-less story: Just do something like in the Mario&Luigi series; have them talk in gibberish while characters capable of proper English/Japanese/what have you answer them, which gives you an idea of what they are saying.

    • Anomalocaris20: Mario: Adotledato!

    • Link: Skraaa!

    • EvillPaladin: Pit: Uh... Any progress on the Universal Translator, Lady Palutena?

    • Anomalocaris20: Mario: Ehpaponescremepatacomaboatequesadorapagrato!

    • Luigi: Potonotunitanatunesenatonacanarlosemananasaratone- nepetanatiniti!

    • Mr. Game & Watch: Beep.

  • History of Mr. Game and Watch, by Gary CX Jk

    • Mr. Game & Watch has been in a game before.

    • A game of death.

    • I mean, just look at him, stare at his eyes, a dark, black, empty void. If you stare long enough you might find the truth about your God. It speaks to you, in terrible ways possible, speaking to you in different tongues, trying to distract you. Look closer and you'll be driven insane, but if you survive all that, there's only nothing. There is no God.

    • As your soul is floating around in this big empty void, you begin to feel yourself disappear, slowly driving you mad until you suddenly stop existing. There is no life after death for you, no way for your soul to be re-used in the fabric of time and space, to give birth to a newborn.

    • Somewhere on this planet, a child will be still-born, all because you descended too deep.

    • Also, there's the Game & Watch collection, so technically he's there.

  • Lady Madonna Parody, by The Space Jawa and {{Tropers/0dd1}}

    • Lady Rosalina,
    • Lumas at your feet
    • Listening to stories of
    • the foes you've gone and beat
    • Lady Rosalina,
    • Lumas float above
    • For all your starry children
    • where do you find the love?

    • SEEEEE MARIO RUUUUUN oh damn this awkward pagetopper

  • Particle Man parody, by {{Tropers/0dd1}}

    • Starfy, man, Starfy, man
    • Hit on the head with Peach's frying pan
    • Lives his life on a trophy stand
    • Starfy, man
    • Is he all wet?
    • Or is he a mess?
    • Are his moves totally worthless?
    • Who came up with Starfy, man?
    • Degraded man, Starfy, man. *accordion*

  • Captain Falcon/Pit convo (non-codec) by Sterok

    • "It's an honor to meet you Captain. Lady Palutena always spoke highly of you. Something about those nice fiery muscles."
    • "Show me your moves!"
    • "Well, I can shoot lots of magic arrows. And I can fly. Isn't that awesome!"
    • "Yes!"
    • "I always wondered, what's in the Blue Falcon? Do you have snacks in there? Lady Palutena tells me I eat too much floor ice cream and that I need to start dieting. But all food restores my health equally, so I don't see the problem. Man, I'm hungry."
    • "Come on!"
    • "Wow, your car's cool. I don't have anything nearly as good as this. Either I have to abandon it after a few minutes or it blows up. By the way, I've noticed you've got a weapon holstered. Why don't you ever use it?"
    • "...Now I understand. Please remind me never to anger you."

  • Komayto v Metroid debate (Samus talking to Pit) by Enlong

    • "No, see, they look similar, and feed in the same way, but Metroids have a different nucleus and can only be stopped with extremely low temperatures. Komaytos can be removed with blunt force trauma. That's why Metroids are a bigger threat. Look. Just... where's Kirby? He gets this."

  • So...the Duck Hunt Dog is in the new Smash Bros...What manner of punishment shall we mete against it for enduring it's taunting laughter all these years?

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