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Just For Fun: Super Smash Bros.
In June of 2013, we learned of the existence of Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and 3DS. This glorious age was a time after Super Smash Bros Brawl, which featured special features called "Codecs", a communication feature from the Metal Gear Solid franchise, where Solid Snake would talk to Mission Control in the form of various characters, trading quips. Brawl featured these codecs as a means for Snake to talk to various Metal Gear characters about his fellow Smash Bros competitors. Another game which featured almost constant banter with Mission Control was another game by Smash creator Masahiro Sakurai, Kid Icarus: Uprising, which feature a lot of witty dialog between Pit and various deities, mostly the goddess of light, Palutena.

After the announcement of the new Smash Brothers games, including Pit and later Little Mac (whose own series Punch-Out!! featured mid-round pep talks with his coach Doc Louis), the tropers of the Super Smash Bros thread in the forums began crafting their own, speculative "codecs" for Pit, Little Mac, and also for Solid Snake (but only towards new characters in the latter's case).

These are the fruits of their efforts:

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    Pit Codecs 

  • King Dedede, by Ogodei

    • "Uhh... Viridi? Can I ask a question?"
    • "You want me to tag in, huh? Ugh, I'm kind of busy to be playing these kiddie games..."
    • "No, thanks. I was actually wondering if you knew what this guy is."
    • "Oh! His name is King Dedede. He likes to think he's the king of Dreamland, but he's actually-"
    • "No, no, we've already met. I was just wondering, what *is* he?"
    • "Wouldn't know. Like I said, I don't play kiddie games."
    • "Yeah, but you're the Goddess of Nature! I just want to know what he *is*."
    • "That's obvious: he's a penguin."
    • "I thought that, but then why does he wear a heavy coat?"
    • "Hmm, you're right. That's a strange-looking beak for a penguin, and what's that symbol on his back? Is that a bunny rabbit?"
    • "Nobody knows... Thanks anyway, Viridi."
    • "No problem. And Pit?"
    • "Yeah?"
    • "Could you let me tag in?"

  • Wii Fit Trainer, by Nigelstack345
    • Pit: Ah!!! It’s a ghost Lady Palutena!

    • Palutena: Hehe. That’s no ghost Pit. She’s the Wii Fit Trainer.

    • Pit: Wii… Fit Trainer?

    • Palutena: Yes. The Wii Fit Trainer is kinda a health nut and uses many yoga poses for battle.

    • Pit: She fights… with yoga poses?

    • Palutena: Apparently so. But they’re very effective, both in and out of battle.

    • Pit: Both in and out of battle? How would you know Lady Palutena?

    • Palutena: Um…. I actually tried it. It really is relaxing. Want to try it with me sometime?

    • Pit: (Luminescent Blush) I… I’d rather not Lady Palutena…

    • Palutena: Well, why not? With all the fights you get into, you’ll definitely need it…

    • Pit: I don’t need it. Especially if it be used to kick my butt…

  • Mega Man, by Nigelstack345

    • Pit: Oh hey! Long time no see...

    • Palutena: Oh? Who exactly are you talking to Pit?

    • Pit: Mega Man's here! It was about time too. The gang's all here.

    • Palutena: What gang are you talking about?

    • Pit: Well... we actually met each other a while back. Way, way back I should add.

    • Palutena: Really? Weird, I don't recall you ever meeting Mega Man. You sure it wasn't a fever dream?

    • Pit: No, I remember him. He had a raspy voice though. I was only a kid too. I ended every word I said with "-icus". Those were good times.

    • Palutena: .......I'm pretty sure that was a fever dream Pit.

    • Pit: Would I be reminiscing like if it was a fever dreamicus?

    • Palutena: Oh my...

  • Ganondorf, by Musik Maestro

    • Pit: Woah... I didn't know Hades was in this game.

    • Palutena: Pit, I don't think that's Hades.

    • Viridi: The size is off, for one thing.

    • Hades: And I would never wear something so un-flamboyant!

    • Pit: So, who is it then?

    • Palutena: Thats Ganondorf. He's the Gerudo King of thieves.

    • Pit: I didn't know thieves were so good at magic.

    • Palutena: Well, he has the Triforce of power too.

    • Pit: The which of what?

    • Hades: Hmm, maybe it's too complicated for poor Pitty.

Mario, by Musik Maestro

  • Pit: So, who's this guy?

  • Palutena: Thats Mario.

  • Hades: Nevermind who he is, lets get to what he's wearing. Dungarees are almost as dead as disco!

  • Palutena: Well, when you've been a plumber for almost thirty years, I guess you get used to the uniform.

  • Pit: He's been a plumber for thirty years? Doesn't that get boring?

  • Palutena: Well, he has quite the impressive résumé. He saves Princesses, drives go-karts, plays golf... He's even been to space!

  • Pit: Really?... You don't think he met Pyhrron, do you?

  • Palutena: Lets hope not. Don't want him having a bad opinion of us gods!

  • Pikachu, by Zarek

    • Palutena: Watch out, Pit!

    • Pit: Huh? What's wrong?

    • Palutena: That creature you're fighting is a Pikachu! It can really lay the hurt on you, so be careful!

    • Pit: Really? It doesn't look very dangerous...

    • Palutena: Don't be deceived by its looks, Pit. Pikachu is full of high-voltage electricity that it can shoot from a distance.

    • Palutena: And, besides being painful, it's attacks are really annoying!

    • Pit: Wow. I never would've guessed. It's just so cute and fluffy.

    • Palutena: It may be cute, but so was Hades's Heart, remember?

    • Pit: Actually, I was trying not to. But okay, I'll be careful.

  • Samus, by Musik Maestro

    • Viridi: Just look at that thing! It's not even trying to look natural!

    • Palutena: I'm pretty sure that "thing" is a girl.

    • Pit: He's a girl? What... but...

    • Palutena: Oh come on Pit, get your mind out of the eighties.

    • Pit: So, who is it?

    • Palutena: That's Samus Aran. She's famous as a Space Pirate fighting bounty hunter.

    • Pit: To me, she looks like a Space Pirate.

    • Palutena: Well, I'm pretty sure the ones she fights are different.

    • Viridi: And that's not all! She also kills defenseless little Metroids!

    • Palutena: Im not sure I'd call them "defenseless".

    • Pit: Metroids? Wait, you mean Komaytos?

    • Viridi and Palutena: NO!!!

  • Bowser, by Enlong

    • "Well, Hello there, Pitty Pat!"
    • "Hades!"
    • "Ah ah ah. Settle down. I'm just checking in. Ah, fighting Bowser, I see."
    • "Yeah, this guy is tough. He moves like a Strongarm and can breathe fire. He's one evil brute."
    • "Oh, I don't know about 'evil', Pitty."
    • "Are you kidding? This guy invades the Mushroom Kingdom all the time!"
    • "That's no more than some human nations do. You should know that, Pitty."
    • "Yeah, well..."
    • "'Evil' is in the eye of the beholder. One of Bowser's minions would tell you he's a beloved, if strict, leader. He runs his own country, and makes his minions feel at home. Pretty impressive, for such a diverse horde."
    • "Like you with your minions?"
    • "Hm... no. I'm more of what you'd call a 'defy and die' kind of leader."

  • Mr. Game and Watch, by Ogodei

    • "Agh! A shadow monster!"
    • "That's not a monster, that's a human... sort of."
    • "But he's dark and completely flat! What kind of human is like that?"
    • "He's called Mr. Game and Watch, and where he's from, everything's flat and monochrome."
    • "So... does he do anything special?"
    • "He likes cooking, parachuting, oil-collecting, competitive judging, Octopusing..."
    • "Octopusing?"
    • "Sometimes he transforms into an Octopus. You should watch out when he does."
    • "... are you sure he isn't a shadow monster?

  • Fox, by Enlong

    • "Who's this guy, Lady Palutena? He's like an animal standing on two feet!"
    • "His name is Fox, and don't stare. That's normal in his world."
    • "Fox? Is that a code name?"
    • "No, it's his actual name. His full name is Fox McCloud, son of James McCloud"
    • "James, and then Fox? ...anyway. Can you tell me any more about him?"
    • "He's the leader of a spacefaring combat group called Star Fox."
    • "Again with- wait, spacefaring?"
    • "Yup! He and his team fight threats to the galaxy in powerful spaceships called Arwings. They're a mercenary group, free for hire."
    • "So, he's like Magnus? In it for the money?
    • "More or less, but they're a bit picky about the jobs they take. Unlike their rival team, they go for missions that involve saving the galaxy. Which means they tend to go broke between missions."
    • "Ah, so they're heroes!"
    • "And they make sure to keep a running tab, so they send the bill when the mission's over."
    • "Saving the world, and then charging for it... Hey, Lady Palutena, I have an idea."

  • Snake, by Enlong

    • "Lady Palutena! This guy's crazy!"
    • "That's Solid Snake. He's a fighter from a different world entirely."
    • "He's really strong for a human! And where'd he get all those weapons? It's like he's got five different kinds of Cannons!"
    • "Where he comes from, weapons like that are sadly very common. Humans spent years developing new tools of war."
    • "How did the world even stay standing?"
    • "Because of people like Solid Snake, who use their skills as soldiers to try and end the cycle of pointless wars."
    • "Ah, so he's a hero!"
    • "More or less."
    • Why's he called Snake anyway? Kind of an odd name."
    • "Oh, that's just a codename. Lots of people in his world use names like that. Revolver Oceleot, Vulcan Raven, Sniper Wolf..."
    • "That's actually kind of cool. Hey, Lady Palutena. How about, from now on, you call me Arrow Eagle!"
    • "Hm... I'd say you're more like an ostrich."
    • "Hey!"
    • "Okay, okay. A penguin, then!"

  • Olimar, by Enlong

    • "Lady Palutena, can you hear me? Can you tell me anything about this spaceman?"
    • "Palutena's not available right now. Please leave your message wih someone who cares about it."
    • "Viridi! What are you doing here?"
    • "Isn't it obvious? Look at who you're fighting!"
    • "A short little spaceman?"
    • "That spaceman is Captain Olimar. He spends his time fighting with plant creatures he calls Pikmin."
    • "Those things are plants? But they're moving around like animals."
    • "And that's really the strangest thing you've seen nature do? Anyway, that man crashed on the Pikmin's home planet, and started growing them and using them to get back to his home planet."
    • "Oh... so I guess you're not too happy about me fighting him, huh?"
    • "Are you kidding? Do you know how many hundreds of plants and animals, Pikmin included, died to get that man's gas-guzzling rocket working again? Not to mention the time he came back just to get money! Kick his butt, Pit! But you'd better not hurt a single Pikmin, or else!"

  • Samus, by Enlong

    • "Ah, Pit. That's Samus Aran. She-"
    • "Oh, I know about her, Lady Palutena. We started our adventures around the same time, and we even fought in the same ways! We used what we had differently, of course."
    • "Ah, yes. Of course, she's had about a dozen adventures since then. It was probably because of the different ways she used what she had to work with."
    • "Yeah... Hey, Lady Palutena? I wonder if-"
    • "Are you thinking 'what if I had been more popular back then?'"
    • "Well-"
    • "Or 'does she think she's superior to me?'"
    • "I-"
    • "Or maybe 'what's so good about open-worlds anyway?' Dwelling on he past doesn't befit an angel, Pit. Grudges are more Medusa's style."
    • "I was actually wondering if the space pirates she fights are the same ones I had to deal with a while back."
    • "Oh."

  • Pit vs Palutena (in match codec replacement): by Nes Classic

    • "Wow, Palutena. Even when you're trying to beat me up, it's so kind that you still grant me the Power of Flight."

    • "Actually, if I had a choice I'd let you plummet to your doom."

    • "Wait, 'choice'? So who's granting me the Power of Flight? I mean, my wings are blue so it can't be Viridi..."

    • "I have no idea, but who cares? You know how terrible Smash is at sticking to canon."

    • "Name three examples."

    • "Pokémon can't learn more than four moves, lots of people have infinite ammo, and almost all of the Final Smashes are made-up."

    • "...whatever, it's still fun to play."

  • Villager, by Ogodei
    • "His ability to make things grow out of the ground is amazing, Lady Palutena. Do you think he works for Viridi?"
    • "Works for me!? Look what he does to those poor trees! Do you think i'd ever use nature as a weapon!?" (Pit and Palutena, simultaneous) **"Uhh..."

  • Greninja, by Enlong

    • "Lady Palutena! It's a giant frog!"
    • "That's a Greninja, Pit. It's a Pokemon that resembles a frog. Don't underestimate it; Greninja are hardened warriors who attack from the shadows."
    • "Wait, so, it's a ninja? Awesome!
    • "You like ninjas, Pit?"
    • "You bet I do! They're so cool. They cloak themselves in the shadows, appearing only to strike down their foes!"
    • "I seem to recall some angel once condemning those who hide in the darkness."
    • "W-well, that's different. Ninjas are cool. Look! He's even got the flowing scarf! That's how you know they're cool!"
    • "..."
    • "What?"
    • "That's a tongue, Pit."
    • "What?!"

  • Villager, by Nes Classic

    • "This is freaky."

    • "That's a Villager, Pit. You know, like the ones you play as in Animal Crossing?"

    • "Oh yeah! So... there's nothing special about this kid?"

    • "Nope! There's just a lot of tricks up those pockets- a shovel, saplings, an axe, some balloons, a Metroid, a slingshot..."

    • "Those are some deep pockets."

    • "And there's even room for more. The Villager can pocket any items or even your arrows, and pull it out whenever it's needed. Keep an eye out for anything they pick up."

    • "Say, Palutena...? All this reminds me: you wouldn't mind helping me weed out my town, would you?"

    • "It's been six months since you were last played went online, Pit. I don't have time to help you with... what was your town's name, again?"

    • "Pittsburgh!"

  • Ice Climbers by Noah1

    • Pit: Hey, it's the Ice Climbers!
    • Palutena: Don't let them grab a hold of you, Pit. One can throw you right into the other's clutches!
    • Pit: Well, they're gonna need a lot off skill to pull that off!
    • Palutena: Hey, didn't the Ice Climbers take your spot in Melee?
    • Pit: Nuh-uh, I was gonna be in from the beginning! They just couldn't get my wings right.
    • Palutena: Well, that's the excuse, since your wings don't really work.
    • Pit: Hey! They still flap...
    • Palutena: Aw, don't worry about it. If we didn't wait so long, we probably wouldn't have gotten that redesign that made us a shoe-in for our comeback!
    • Pit: Yeah, I'd still look like a dorky cherub! Good things come to those who wait!
    • Palutena: Though I gotta wonder what the Ice Climbers would be like if they got a big redesign.
    • Pit: "Ice Climber Uprising"? Puh-lease!

  • Wii Fit Trainer, by Ultimatepheer

    • PIT: So, uh, who's that?

    • Palutena: That's the Trainer from Wii Fit. I'm not surprised you can't tell, given how you never played it.

    • PIT: I had better things to do!

    • Palutena: Like what, stuffing your face?

    • PIT: I also had other better things to do!

    • Viridi: Is that why you're so chubby?

  • Pit vs Palutena, by Nes Classic (again)

    • "Lady Palutena, with all due respect I think it would be best if... maybe you just..."

    • "Nah, I'm not just going to hand you a free win or anything. I'll use the Centurions if I-"

    • "Is that why you told me I wasn't allowed to call on the Centurions for help any more?"

    • "Err... no, that's for a completely unrelated reason and it has absolutely nothing to do with this game."

    • "Hmm... but if you want to win, why do you still let me use the Power of Flight?"

    • "It's Super Smash Bros., Pit. Did you honestly think they'd stick to canon? They probably didn't even research half of the franchises they put into the game."

  • Charizard, by Sterok

    • "Whoa, that dragon sure is scary."

    • "That's Charizard Pit, and it's actually a Fire/Flying type Pokemon."

    • "So it only looks draconic. Huh. Maybe it should petition for a new type."

    • "It already did. When Charizard Mega evolves, it becomes Fire/Dragon, giving it whole new weaknesses and resistances. Think if you were able to swap weapons mid-battle."

    • "That sounds awesome!"

    • "Yup, now it can have barbecued angel even easier."

    • "...You're joking, right?"

    • "That depends on your abilities Pit. Even when it loses its Flying type, Charizard can still fly, so don't think you're safe in the air."

    • "Okay, that's not fair."

    • "Maybe if you got a Mega evolution your wings would finally fix themselves."

    • "Please don't call me a Pokemon. By the way, didn't Charizard have a trainer last time? What happened to him?"

    • "..."

    • "Lady Palutena?"

    • "Just try to keep yourself popular. Apparently you can do anything if people love you enough."

  • Little Mac, by Tropers/Pulse

    • "Huh, that guy sure looks beefy for someone his size."

    • "That's Little Mac, Pit, and I wouldn't be judging anyone if I were your height."

    • "I wasn't! And hey, what's that supposed to mean!?"

    • "Oh, nothing. Anyway, Little Mac is a World Champ in the WVBA, and has an incredible defensive game, famed for dancing like a fly and biting like a mosquito."

    • "Wow, sounds... Kinda gross."

    • "But more than that, Mac has a will of iron. There were many times in his rise to the top when it looked like his star was going to go out, only for him to grit his teeth and pull a win from the jaws of defeat!"

    • "Wow, sounds like my kinda guy!"

    • "Says Mister 'I'm Finished!' himself!"

    • "H-hey! It's not how many times you fall, it's how many times you get back up!"

  • Villager, by Enlong

    • "Lady Palutena! This guy's stealing my arrows!"
    • "Don't worry, Pit. It's no like you're going to run out of them, thanks to my Power of Resocking."
    • "It's the principle of the thing, though! And how did he do that, anyway? These arrows are made of sacred energy, and he just grabbed them with **his bare hands!"
    • "The world is full of mysterious things and mysterious people, Pit."
    • "...does that mean you don't have an answer?"

  • Bayonetta, by Nigelstack345

    • Pit: Who the heck?! This woman’s fighting with her hair! Her suit seems to be made of it!
    • Palutena: I’ve seen that too. Her name’s Bayonetta and what you saw that was a special technique called “Wicked Weave”.
    • Pit: Wicked Weave? She can just have her hair attack for her at her own will?
    • Palutena: Yes. She also has guns on both her heels and her hands, so look out for that too. She’s as fast and agile a fighter you going to see here.
    • Pit: She is fast and powerful, but it’s nothing I can’t handle. I mean she’s not the worst opponent I’ve fought…
    • Palutena: ….Yeah that’s the thing Pit…
    • Pit: What do you mean Lady Palutena?
    • Palutena: I meant to tell you that… she kinda has a thing for killing angels.
    • Pit: S-s-s-s-SHE KILLS ANGELS?!!?!?!!?
    • Palutena: And gods and goddesses too. Do us all at Skyworld a favor and and defeat her for us Pit before she becomes a big time problem for us. I know you can do it!
    • Pit: Where do we keep finding all of these challengers?! I wouldn’t have let her in here if I was Sakurai!

  • Racoon Leaf (item), by TPPR10
    • Pit: *Picks up the Raccoon Leaf* Whoah! I suddenly grew extra ears and tail!
    • Palutena: Yes. Not only can Raccoon Leaf do that, but it also allows you to float mid-air to recover easier.
    • Pit: Wait, you are saying me that a leaf can make me float in air, but I still cannot fly with my wings? Is this some sort of joke?
    • Palutena: Cheer up, Pit. At least you can flap your wings to elevate higher in this game, unlike in your home series.
    • Pit: I guess. I still think that's no fair.

  • Magnus (Assist Trophy): by TPPR10
    • Pit: *Summons Magnus* Whoah! Oh hey there, Magnus!
    • Magnus: How's it going, angel face? So what exactly am I suppose to do here?
    • Pit: Uhh, run around, swing your giant sword, kick people's butts occasionally, you know, what you always do.
    • Magnus: Alright then. I gotta go. Bit annoyed that I am not a playable character...
    • Pit: Yeah, I guess you are...

Rosalina, by Enlong

  • "Be careful, Pit. That's Rosalina!"
  • "You know who she is, Lady Palutena?"
  • "Yes. Rosalina comes from Mario's world, where she's the protector of the cosmos, and mother to the stars."
  • "Do you mean figuratively, or literally?"
  • "Figuratively a mother, and literally stars, Pit. See that little one helping her fight? That's Luma. He's a star child"
  • "So he grows up to be... a star?"
  • "Or a planet, or even a galaxy!"
  • "Whoa. They must eat a lot."
  • "You would know, wouldn't you, Pit?"
  • "Aheheh..."
  • "As the protector of the Lumas, the Lumas are also willing to fight for her. So be aware of where they both are. Don't underestimate Luma just because he's cute!"
  • "So, Luma's like a guardian who keeps her safe from harm, while she uses her magic? Heh. Kinda reminds me of you and m-"
  • "So I suggest taking Luma out first!"

  • Pit vs. Mii Fighters, by Count Of Bleck
    • Pit: Whoa, this person is pretty tough...
    • Palutena: That's a Mii Fighter, Pit. Miis are multi-talented warriors who have 3 different fighting styles: Gunner, Brawler, and Swordsman. **Brawlers Like to fight up close, Gunners fight from long distances, and Swordsman are somewhere in between.
    • Pit: Hey, Palutena? They look almost human...but something is a bit off...
    • Palutena: That's because they aren't. Miis actually have the power to change their appearance to look like anyone, and they can be in any period in time.
    • Pit: What?! But that could mean... Are you the real, Lady Palutena?
    • Palutena: Not really, no.
    • Pit: Heh heh...you're not serious right, Lady Palutena?
    • Palutena:...
    • Pit: Palutena? -connections stop here.-

  • Rocket Belt (item) by TPPR 10
    • Palutena: *Pit picks up the Rocket Belt* Hey, it looks like some one learned to fly at last.
    • Pit: Very funny, lady Palutena. You don't have to remind me all the time.
    • Palutena: Sorry. But anyway, the Rocket Belt is an useful utility item. You can use it to move upwards, allowing you to reach high places easier and get back to the battlefield easier.
    • Pit: Cool! I just hope that my wings won't catch fire due of it.
    • Palutena: I guess you do have experience on that happening to you. Not to bring up any bad memories, of course.
    • Pit: No, its fine. Just don't bring it up in any casual way.

  • Cucco (item) by TPPR 10
    • Pit: *Cucco appears* Nononononono!
    • Palutena: What's the matter, Pit? Too much of a chicken to attack a chicken?
    • Pit: There is a difference between cowardly and being suicidal. You have any idea what happens if you attack a Cucco?
    • Palutena: I guess you are right on that. Fortunately for you, you can actually throw one at your opponent to send the angry Cucco flock at them.
    • Pit: You sure about that? The last thing I need is to be pecked to death by bunch of chickens.
    • Palutena: Too much of a chicken to trust my words?
    • Pit: ...

  • Zero Suit Samus by Nigelstack345

    • Palutena: Pit, what's up with your face? It's as red as a tomato.
    • Pit: Uh, what are you talking about milady? My face isn't red. Never have been through out this fight...
    • Palutena: Stop lying to the all seeing goddess Pit. Is it because you're fighting Samus in her Zero Suit? It's not okay to stare...
    • Pit: Well, yeah I am fighting Zero Suit Samus, but I swear it's not the reason I'm like this! Honest!
    • Palutena: Sure it isn't. Anyway, I'd stay clear of those kicks if I was you. She's seems to have armed herself with boots that are attached with rockets. She's also armed with that gun that paralyze if you... Pit are you listening to me?!
    • Pit: Huh? Oh sure milady! Rocket boots and the Paralyzer. Gotta look out for that!
    • Palutena: -sigh- Pit, I were you I'd keep those thoughts in check, especially around the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy!
    • Pit: Sorry milady. Can't be helped huh? -nervous laughing-

  • Wolf, by Ogodei
    • "Augh! It's a werewolf!"
    • "That's not a werewolf. Just a Wolf. Well, the Wolf. His name is Wolf O'Donnel, and he's a mercenary with Star Wolf Team."
    • "Phew. I thought he would bite me, then I would become a werewolf."
    • "That's no reason to let your guard down, Pit. He's a dangerous guy. Unpredictable, too. Sometimes he fights your friend Fox, sometimes he doesn't, and no matter how many times he gets shot down, he always lives to fight another day."
    • "Well, werewolves don't die unless you kill them with silver."
    • "HE'S NOT A WEREWOLF!"
    • "How'd you butt in on this conversation, Viridi?"
    • "Because i'm sick of you guys saying bad things about creatures from my domain!"
    • "Werewolves are part of your domain?"
    • (both goddesses) "Ugh..."

  • VS. Palutena, by YoichiHiruma

    • Pit (Talking to himself, in his best Palutena voice): Pit, your opponent is very dangerous today!

    • Pit: Don't worry, I can handle it!

    • Pit(Palutena Voice): It might not seem like it, but your enemy today has been bent on your destruction for years. It's like she just loves to see you in danger!

    • Pit: I know, but I'll end her wicked-

    • Palutena: What was that?!

    • Pit(In his Palutena voice): Eh?! N-nothing! I mean, *clears throat, returns to normal voice*. Eheheh, nothing.

    • Palutena: SOMEONE must not like having their power of flight.

    • Pit: Ah, no no no! I'm sorry.

    • Palutena: Remind me to post a 'help wanted' sign on the temple when we get home.

  • Dark Pit (Assuming he's an alternate skin, character, or boss.)

    • Pit: Hello Pittoo! Ready for some Light Vs. Dark?

    • Dark Pit: Only if you agree to stop calling me that.

    • Palutena: Remember Pit, he can match you blow for blow, so be careful.

    • Viridi: Dark Pit! Show him who's boss for your goddess!

    • Dark Pit: You are NOT my goddess!

    • Viridi: He'll come around.

Lucina, by Nap1100

  • Pit: Okay, I know Marth is a guy that looks like a girl, but he looks extra feminine today for whatever reason.
  • Palutena: (chuckles) That's because it's not Marth. That's Lucina.
  • Pit: Who's Lucina?
  • Palutena: Lucina is Marth's descendant from a few thousand years after his time. She's from the—
  • Pit: Wait, she? You're telling me that's a girl?!
  • Palutena: ...Yes. That's why she's more feminine than usual.
  • Pit: I thought you told me that's not Marth?
  • Palutena: Oh Pit...Anyway, Lucina is from the future where the fell dragon Grima wiped out all but a few of her people. **She tried to prevent Grima's ascension by time-traveling to the past to her father Chrom's time.
  • Pit: I can only imagine how awkward that family reunion went.
  • Palutena: Well, not really...I mean it did get awkward later, but that's another point. She hid her identity by wearing a butterfly mask and passing herself off as Marth.
  • Pit: How'd she manage to pass herself off as a guy?
  • Palutena: You tell me, Mr. "Marth looks more feminine than usual today".
  • Pit: Uh...heh heh.

  • Robin, by Enlong
    • "Lady Palutena, who is that?"
    • "That's Robin, Pit. She's the battle tactician of a legendary group of warriors known as the Shepherds."
    • "A battle tactician? So she directs the army into battles?"
    • "Not only that, but she tends to lead the charge."
    • "Really? I thought tacticians were more the type to sit around maps before the battle."
    • "Maybe for some, but Robin likes to defend her allies directly. She may not directly be the leader of the group, but they definitely rely on her sword, spells, and knowledge of the battlefield."
    • "Oh, so she's kind of like me! I'm both a warrior and Captain of the guard!"
    • "Well, I'd say her strategy is a bit more advanced than yours, Pit. Her allies don't get revived, so she tends to be a bit more subtle than just going 'ALL TROOPS, MOVE OUT!' and hoping they deal some damage before dying."
    • "Well... you go with what works..."

    Snake codecs 
  • Pac-Man, by ABRICK

    • Snake: Otacon, what do Pac Pellets taste like? Is it true they taste like cookies?

    • Otacon: What? How can you think of food when you're in such serious trouble? You're fighting Pac-Man, Snake!

    • Snake: So? All he does is run away from ghosts and eat pellets.

    • Otacon: That's exactly the point, Snake! Years of escaping from ghosts whilst trapped in a maze has made him a master of evasion and turning the tables! He's lead whole armies of ghosts around a corner just to lead them into a trap that devours them in seconds!

    • Otacon: He's got other tricks, too! Butt bounces, pac dot shots, rev rolls, the list goes on!

    • Snake: Yeah, but he can't harm me if he doesn't get a power pellet, right?

    • Otacon: Not quite, Snake. Pac-Man may need power pellets to deal with ghosts, but he's more than capable of unleashing his fists on a physical opponent... or his mouth, if he's hungry.

    • Snake: What?!? Urgh, no wonder he's wearing such a predatory smile. He was waiting for me to make a mistake all this time!

    • Snake: So, Otacon, how do I beat Pac-Man?

    • Otacon: You can't.

    • Snake: WHAT?!?

    • Otagon: The game was intended to go on indefinitely, but a glitch in the programming means level 256 is unbeatable, so...

    • Snake: That's not what I- You know what? Never mind. I'll just try painting my grenades yellow, maybe that will fool him.

  • Mega Man, by FOFD

    • Snake: It's some kind of... advanced... cyborg... well, it doesn't look very ninja-ish but...

    • Miller: No. That's spot-on Snake. That's Mega Man. He's an advanced, killer robot from the future.

    • Snake: ...

    • Miller: He was built by genius roboticist Dr. Light. He's as agile as they come, dashing from left to right, jumping off walls, dashing. He can even fire a gun while hanging on a wall! You need to watch out for that Snake.

    • Snake: Well, there don't seem to be too many walls here so...

    • Paz: Actually, that's not entirely true.

    • Miller: Wh... what do you mean?

    • Paz: This Mega Man is the classic version, who can't fight while attached to a wall. The model that jumps off walls is Mega Man X, who comes from a future more distant than the classic version.

    • Miller: Well, I... wait, a more distant future? How do you know that?

    • Paz: Mega Man comes with several unique weapons from other robots he's defeated in the past.

    • Snake: Oh really? So there's a "procure-on-site" subroutine somewhere in that blue, metal dome of his?

    • Paz: Mega Man's primary weapon, though, and his most dangerous, is the Mega Buster. Think of it as a large, portable laser gun that comes out of his arm. It doesn't need any ammunition, can be fired rapidly, and he can charge it to make the blast more powerful, though this slows down the shot.

    • Snake: Infinite ammunition? Huh. Ridiculous. Technology hasn't come that far.

    • Paz: He's from the future Snake. You know, the thing we're fighting for?

    • Snake: And it leads to invincible fighting robots with laser cannons in the future? -grumble- That wasn't exactly what I had in mind for this world's future. -beat- Hey Kaz?

    • Miller: Yeah Snake?

    • Snake: Get the R&D department on the line.

    • Miller: Uh, sure. What do you want to say to them?

    • Snake: Tell them I want a prototype Snake Buster by the end of the week, or there's going to be six new positions available in R&D.

  • Villager, by Ogodei
    • "I know you've had me fight kids before, Otacon, but this guy doesn't even look like he has any psychic powers!"
    • "That may be, but he's a successful city manager four or five times over. You don't get there without some skill in dealing with **troublemakers."
    • "Four or five?"
    • "Depends on if you count Animal Forest for the Nintendo 64."
    • "I have no idea what you're talking about.

  • Villager, by Pulse
    • "That's a Villager, Snake."

    • "... They won't stop smiling at me."

    • "Hey, maybe you just don't smile enough! You should consider being with me and Sunny more often! Maybe then you'll stop feeling so grumpy."

  • Mii Fighter, by Edrobot
    • Snake: Otacon, I've been seeing a lot of these big-headed freaks. What are they?
    • Otacon: Those are Mii Fighters, Snake. They're special characters that you make using the Mii Maker channel on the Wii U or 3DS. They come in three varieties, Brawler, Blaster and Swordmaster, each of which can be further customized by changing up their special moves.
    • Snake: So they're tailor-made mercenaries for any occasion.
    • Otacon: Well... essentially, yes. And you can make them look like anyone. Friends, family, celebrities...
    • Snake: Sounds like Les Enfant Terriblies all over again...

  • Robin, by AznPinoy

    • Snake: Kaz, there is someone shooting weird things at me.
    • Miller: What things exactly?
    • Snake: Sometimes its fire, or a beam of thunder, or even s/he is attacking me with his/her sword and its hitting me while s/he didn't
    • Miller: Ah, you must be fighting Robin then. The tactician of a group called the Shepherds.
    • Snake: So their tactician herds sheep by shooting them with thunders or fire?
    • Miller: No, they call themselves that, but they actually fight Risen, or other threats to their homeland. In fact, they have defeated a being known as Grima, apparently larger than a Metal Gear.
    • Snake: Bigger than Metal Gear? How do I fight him/her
    • Miller: S/he also completed it with a few of his/her men dying, almost no casualties. As for fighting him/her, you will have to try other strategies, s/he fights more subtle since people in his/her world can't be brought back to life if they die. Avoid any of his/her lasers, fires, wind attacks, and that levin sword and you will have an upper hand.
    • Snake: great....Thanks for telling me that Kaz.

  • Lucina, by AznPinoy

    • Snake: Mei Ling, what just happened? Marth is looking and acting more feminine than usual, kinda like...
    • Mei Ling: You mean Lucina? You do know she is trying to fight you, right?
    • Snake: Wait, she?
    • Mei Ling: Yes, I thought you would know easily. Or have you lost your touch?
    • Snake: ...
    • Mei Ling: Anyway, she came from a future that was ravaged by a being known as Grima, she went back to time to prevent the end of the world She pretended to be her 1000 year ancestor.
    • Snake: So she is his thousand year descendant. Wait, time travel? What's next, are you going to tell me someone can marry her? Or that one of her friends was this Grima person? Who knew she was a she anyway?
    • Mei Ling: To answer your questions, A male Robin or any of her comrades from the future can, I can only say yes, her friend in the timeline she jumped to was affiliated with Grima, and you can try figuring out the third question.
    • Snake: ... fine. How do I fight her?
    • Mei Ling: Just fight her like you would fight one of the previous heroes from Fire Emblem. Just know that any damage from her will be the same, even if she lightly grazed you with her sword.

    Little Mac Pep Talks 

  • Toon Link, by Just Dancer Starships

    • "Careful, Mac! That Link may be young, but he's not to be kidded with!"

  • Link and Bowser, by Enlong

    • "Don't let Link keep his distance, Mac! Those arrows ain't nothin'! Keep the pressure up, Mac! Close the distance and show him what ya got! Remember, the punch is mightier than the sword!"

    • "Stay right in Bowser's face, son! Don't flinch, baby! Keep up the pace and keep dodging! He can't smash what he can't catch!"

  • Mr. Game and Watch, by Ogodei

    • "Gotta use your hooks to hit this guy, Mac! You know what they say about trying to jab a 2-dimensional man... ... man, i got nothin'."

  • Rosalina and Luma, by Nes Classic

    • "Mac Baby, aim for Rosy's kids first. She can't fight without 'em... then you can show her what it's really like to see stars, ha ha ha!"

  • Mario, by Dr Furball

    • "When you were in the ring, Mario made some bad calls as a ref. Now's your chance to knock some sense into him!"

  • Villager, by Ogodei

    • "Keep your guard up, Mac Baby. He may just look like a little kid, but he can hit like a tree, or a house."

  • Pit, by Beta Ray

    • "Watch out Mac, that kid in the angel git-up packs a mean uppercut. Stay on your toes and you'll clip his wings sure enough."

  • Donkey Kong, by Nes Classic

    • "This ape packs a giant punch, but that's your chance to strike. Show 'em why he lost last time."

  • Kirby, by Nes Classic

    • "Hahaha! This thing's cuter than a box o' chocolates!"

  • General, by Dr Furball

    • "Mac, what's your favorite type of projectile? Mine's chocolate!"

  • Mario, by Zarek

    • "Hey, look, Mac! It's the ref! Remember him?"

  • Sonic, King Dedede, and Donkey Kong by DATEMAY

    • "Sonic may be the fastest thing alive, but that doesn't mean he thinks quick! Beat him to the punch and he's ready for a KO!"

    • "You gonna let that penguin get away with his insults? Show him you didn't earn your crown for nothing!"

    • "Just keep calm and stay focused, Mac! You beat DK once in the ring, you can do it again in the smash arena!"

  • Captain Falcon by lazinesslord

    • "Watch out Mac, one hit from that Falcon Punch and you'll be sent soaring. Catch him while he's charging and show him what a real punch can do."

  • Pit, Rosalina, Peach, and Pac-Man by YoichiHiruma

    • "Looks like Pit's wings don't work Mac. Why don't you do him a favor and send him flyin'?"

    • "I heard Rosalina likes to tell her Lumas stories. Ask her if she's heard the story of the Princess and the Punch!"

    • "KO the Luma first Mac! THAT'S what I call a Star Punch! Hahaha!"

    • "Time to crash Peach's tea party. But don't go empty-handed. Pack some punch to share!"

    • "Pac-Man Hungers For Battle? Then feed him a knuckle sandwich!"

     Mii Fighter Rosters 
During the beginning of Nintendo's E3 Digital Event, after an awe-inspiring fight scene between Satoru Iwata and Reggie Fils-Aime, it was revealed that you can in fact play as your Mii in the latest Smash Bros game (playable in 3 different varieties: Brawler, Swordfighter and Gunner). Since then, fans have talked at length about the many, MANY Miis they will create in the game. These are what the Tropers are planning to create.

Nigelstack345:

Tropers/Bengson26:

    Just For Fun 

Even the Just for Fun page needs a bit of silliness

—-> Samus Aran

  • "I'll settle down when I'm dead."
—> Samus Aran
  • "The only kiss I've ever given is the kiss of death."
—> Samus Aran

  • (the below by beorc)

  • "..."
—> Samus Aran

  • Palutena and Rosalina have tea: by Nintendork64, Grounder, Nes Classic, Enlong, Ogodei, and ultimatepheer

    • ultimatepheer: “Aaaand now I have the image in my head of Rosalina and Palutena sitting around somewhere, having tea, and just discussing whatever trivial things Goddesses like them discuss. And Rosalina Gloating that Lumas are way cuter than anyone Palutena has.”

    • "Hey Palutena, whatcha thinkin' about?"

    • "Oh, I dunno... Goddess stuff, I guess"

    • "thinkin' of life *teardrop*"

    • "Well, Centurions come back to life."

    • "So do Lumas. And I don't have to bring them back myself, either."

    • "Showoff..."

    • "I've got Pit."
    • "I've got Mario."
    • "Only when he's going into space on his own terms. And Pit remembers who I am." *sip*

    • "Yes, well. I doubt you ever had to reset the universe because an Obese Turtle decided to fall into a sun with enough force to collapse it into a black hole." *Smirk* *Sip*

    • "Oh, I can top that. Have you ever been infected by a living manifestation of chaos?"

    • "I really don't believe that is something to be proud of..."

    • ultimatepheer: "Are we interpreting these two as being Tsundere... for each other?"

  • A discussion of how to overcome "The Voiceless"

    • EvillPaladin: For the speech-less story: Just do something like in the Mario&Luigi series; have them talk in gibberish while characters capable of proper English/Japanese/what have you answer them, which gives you an idea of what they are saying.

    • Anomalocaris20: Mario: Adotledato!

    • Link: Skraaa!

    • EvillPaladin: Pit: Uh... Any progress on the Universal Translator, Lady Palutena?

    • Anomalocaris20: Mario: Ehpaponescremepatacomaboatequesadorapagrato!

    • Luigi: Potonotunitanatunesenatonacanarlosemananasaratone- nepetanatiniti!

    • Mr. Game & Watch: Beep.

  • History of Mr. Game and Watch, by Gary CX Jk

    • Mr. Game & Watch has been in a game before.

    • A game of death.

    • I mean, just look at him, stare at his eyes, a dark, black, empty void. If you stare long enough you might find the truth about your God. It speaks to you, in terrible ways possible, speaking to you in different tongues, trying to distract you. Look closer and you'll be driven insane, but if you survive all that, there's only nothing. There is no God.

    • As your soul is floating around in this big empty void, you begin to feel yourself disappear, slowly driving you mad until you suddenly stop existing. There is no life after death for you, no way for your soul to be re-used in the fabric of time and space, to give birth to a newborn.

    • Somewhere on this planet, a child will be still-born, all because you descended too deep.

    • Also, there's the Game & Watch collection, so technically he's there.

  • Lady Madonna Parody, by The Space Jawa and {{Tropers/0dd1}}

    • Lady Rosalina,
    • Lumas at your feet
    • Listening to stories of
    • the foes you've gone and beat
    • Lady Rosalina,
    • Lumas float above
    • For all your starry children
    • where do you find the love?

    • FRIDAY NIGHT ARRIVES WITHOUT A SPACESHIP
    • SUNDAY MORNING CREEPING LIKE THE SUN
    • MONDAY'S LUMA'S LEARNED TO DRIVE THE FACESHIP
    • SEEEEE MARIO RUUUUUN oh damn this awkward pagetopper

  • Particle Man parody, by {{Tropers/0dd1}}

    • Starfy, man, Starfy, man
    • Hit on the head with Peach's frying pan
    • Lives his life on a trophy stand
    • Starfy, man
    • Is he all wet?
    • Or is he a mess?
    • Are his moves totally worthless?
    • Who came up with Starfy, man?
    • Degraded man, Starfy, man. *accordion*

  • Captain Falcon/Pit convo (non-codec) by Sterok

    • "It's an honor to meet you Captain. Lady Palutena always spoke highly of you. Something about those nice fiery muscles."
    • "Show me your moves!"
    • "Well, I can shoot lots of magic arrows. And I can fly. Isn't that awesome!"
    • "Yes!"
    • "I always wondered, what's in the Blue Falcon? Do you have snacks in there? Lady Palutena tells me I eat too much floor ice cream and that I need to start dieting. But all food restores my health equally, so I don't see the problem. Man, I'm hungry."
    • "Come on!"
    • "Wow, your car's cool. I don't have anything nearly as good as this. Either I have to abandon it after a few minutes or it blows up. By the way, I've noticed you've got a weapon holstered. Why don't you ever use it?"
    • "FALCON PUNCH!"
    • "...Now I understand. Please remind me never to anger you."

  • Komayto v Metroid debate (Samus talking to Pit) by Enlong

    • "No, see, they look similar, and feed in the same way, but Metroids have a different nucleus and can only be stopped with extremely low temperatures. Komaytos can be removed with blunt force trauma. That's why Metroids are a bigger threat. Look. Just... where's Kirby? He gets this."

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