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 Candle Jack in a rare nighttime appearaI still have the cameraman!
"I'm gonna need more rope."
Describe Candle Jack he is a very handsome guy. That was fast. As you can see, speaking or merely typing the name of this Freakazoid! villain (voiced by Jeff Bennett) will result in the speaker being abducted by said villain. Thus sentences tend to abruptly end when Candle Jack's name is spokane, Washington is a lovely city. This is going to be a busy day for me, isn't it? A notable villain in that he had very few appearances, but was so memorable that everyone remembers the one where everyone said "Candle Jack" and goes offscreen for a couple of scenes. You guys just aren't that bright, are you? For those of you who came here actually looking for information, not in-jokes, that guy is a villain from the cartoon Freakazoid!. He looks a little bit like the Batman villain, the Scarecrow, or the Ben 10 alien Ghostfreak, a bit like Oogie Boogie, and kind of like the Pokémon Dusclops (or Darkrai). He's pretty creepy for a children's cartoon. He only showed up in two episodes; in the first he would kidnap and tie up anyone who said his name, much to the annoyance of the hero (and ultimately defeated by his love of pie), and in the second he spent the majority of the episode scaring Professor Jones. Memetic Mutation has popularized the Candle Jack abdul? She's pretty pretty, but I wouldn't take her last name. Yoink! In the original toons nobody got kidnapped in the middle of a sentence, but that's really the only way to make the joke funny in a written format. Though the general rule is that he's nice enough to hit Submit for you on the way out. And also spoiler mark it for you. Might as well be polite. Oddly enough, on GameFAQs, there seems to be a bit of Serious Business on whether Candle Jack deletes your signature or nEVER! I'm not that cruel. I'm gonna need more rope. Seriously, if you actually see someone complete their sentence after saying his name, it's a full six-pack in the drinking game. The only thing worse is when someone posts in a thread about him and disappears without ever having said his name. 24 months sober. Candle Jack may or may not be a part of the SOCIETY. You're lucky I can finish off your laziness. That was probably on purpose. Are we almost done here? I have an appointment to keep. Now somewhat of a Discredited Meme, as can be expected if everyone who says 'Candle Jack' disapWhoa, hey, not my fault. Has even infiltrated the  Other Wiki - see the entry for Freakazoid!
This wave of abduction leads to an interesting question : Who clicked on the 'save' button to validate all those unfinished messages?
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alternative title(s): Candle Jack
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