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*** Ah. Well, thank you for answering that question. I'll just...be on... ''(flags down a cab and gets the hell out of this bit)'' Whew. Never doing ''that'' again.

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*** Ah. Ah! Well, thank you for answering that question. I'll just...be on... on my way, then, heh heh... ''(flags down a cab and gets the hell out of this bit)'' Whew. Never doing ''that'' again.
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*** Ah. Well, thank you for answering that question. I'll just...be on... ''(flags down a cab and gets the hell out of this bit)'' Whew. Never doing ''that'' again.
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* As someone whose main guiding principle is RuleOfFunny, it falls upon me to get myself kidnapped by Candle Jack in a humorous… wait, NO, I SAID IT TOO EARLY AND MESSED UP THE COMEDIC TI[[spoiler:ed up with all the rest of them. At least you tried your best.]] Can I get a redo? [[spoiler:No.]]
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Maybe to stop him, we should lock ComicBook/TheJoker in a room with that Candle Jack wack[[spoiler:y guy he is. He's a fun poker buddy.]]

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Maybe to stop him, we should lock ComicBook/TheJoker in a room with that Candle Jack wack[[spoiler:y guy he is. He's a fun poker buddy. 'Says I'm a good sport.]]
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** Oh, good, Celiac didn’t take me. I can’t come up with any other names for Candle... [[{{SubvertedTrope}} Wax]].

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** Oh, good, Celiac didn’t take me. I can’t come up with any other names for Candle... [[{{SubvertedTrope}} Camelback, but I'll tell you if I come up with any more, Candle [[{{Troll}} Wax]].

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* Aut Jacobus Candelae, aut Johannes Candelae. Hmm. Nescio.

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* Aut Jacobus Candelae, aut Johannes Candelae. Hmm. Nescio. [[spoiler:Jacobus Candelae est finis gratiae.]]


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hey. heyyyy. '''HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY.''' ...can you sign my yearbook, candle boy?
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** So...who pays for gas?

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** So...who pays for gas? [[spoiler:I do, of course! Though if you keep saying my name more than once, you have to pick up the tab instead. Buying rope all the time is expensive.]]



* Okay everyone, I'm going to start a test, I've hired Chuck Norris as a body guard, I think I'm safe to say the name Candle Jack... I think it worked!

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* Okay everyone, I'm going to start a test, I've hired Chuck Norris as a body guard, I think I'm safe to say the name Candle Jack... I think it worked!wor[[spoiler:Nope, got him too. And I didn't even need to use the roundhouse kick!]]
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* Okay... [[DidntThinkThisThrough Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to use romanji...]] Maybe if I used katakana, It wouldn't happen again... *shrugs* それはショットの価値がある... [[note]] Sore wa shotto no kachigāru... (Translation: It's worth a shot...) [[/note]] 蝋燭ジャック... [[note]] Rōsokujyakku... [[/note]] *looks around* I guess no[[spoiler:[[WhatAnIdiot ばかみたい...]] [[note]] Baka mitai... (Translation: What an idiot...) [[/note]] [[note]] I can still understand you kid... [[/note]] ]]

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* Okay... [[DidntThinkThisThrough Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to use romanji...]] Maybe if I used katakana, It wouldn't happen again... *shrugs* それはショットの価値がある... [[note]] Sore wa shotto no kachigāru... (Translation: It's worth a shot...) [[/note]] 蝋燭ジャック... [[note]] Rōsokujyakku... [[/note]] *looks around* I guess no[[spoiler:[[WhatAnIdiot ばかみたい...]] no[[spoiler:ばかみたい... [[note]] Baka mitai... (Translation: What an idiot...) [[/note]] [[note]] I can still understand you kid... [[/note]] ]]
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* Okay everyone, I'm going to start a test, I've hired Chuck Norris as a body guard, I think I'm safe to say the name Candle Jack... I think it worked!
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** So...who pays for gas?

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* [[SchmuckBait Don't put a picture of a candlestick and an automobile jack alongside of it.]] [[InvokedTrope Doing so makes the reader say the words out loud, and...]] ... OhCrap
** ''(Gets snatched away with eveyone else.)''
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* [[SchmuckBait Don't put a picture of a candlestick and an automobile jack alongside of it.]] [[InvokedTrope Doing so makes the reader say the words out loud, and...]] ... OhCrap
** ''(Gets snatched away with eveyone else.)''
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** Oh, good, Celiac didn’t take me. I can’t come up with any other names for Candle... [[{{SubvertedTrope}} Wax]].

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* Candle Jac- [[{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}} ALL GLORY TO THE ]][[spoiler: [[{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}} what, a mind-altering frog or something?]]]]
* Can I think your name Mr. Jack?[[spoiler: Sure buddy, go ahead.]]

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* Candle Jac- [[{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}} ALL GLORY TO THE ]][[spoiler: [[{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}} ]][[spoiler:[[{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}} what, a mind-altering frog or something?]]]]
* Can I think your name Mr. Jack?[[spoiler: Sure Jack?[[spoiler:Sure buddy, go ahead.]]



* Right, Candle Jack, but they use bikes and [[spoiler: go cross-country? I got this.]]

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* Right, Candle Jack, but they use bikes and [[spoiler: go [[spoiler:go cross-country? I got this.]]



*** [[spoiler: I'm not your guy, friend!]]

Hey Candle Jack? Is your birth name [[spoiler: John Candle? Candle is my mother's maiden name. Try again.]]

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*** [[spoiler: I'm [[spoiler:I'm not your guy, friend!]]

Hey Candle Jack? Is your birth name [[spoiler: John [[spoiler:John Candle? Candle is my mother's maiden name. Try again.]]

[[SubvertedTrope CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK]][[spoiler: [[DoubleSubversion CANDLEJACK]][[spoiler:[[DoubleSubversion WILL YOU]] [[SuddenlyShouting PLEASE]] [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!?]] Thank you.]]



[[spoiler: Sure, why not?]]

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[[spoiler: Sure, [[spoiler:Sure, why not?]]



Forget Chuck Norris. Someone call Cosgrove. He'll point his finger at Candle Jack and tell him to [[spoiler: Or, you know, you could just... stop typing my name. Seriously, people.]] ...or you could stop kidnapping people instead. Just saying. [[spoiler: As if Cosgrove could actually stop me. Trust me, Freakazoid tried, it did not work. I think I still have them in my inventory.]]

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Forget Chuck Norris. Someone call Cosgrove. He'll point his finger at Candle Jack and tell him to [[spoiler: Or, [[spoiler:Or, you know, you could just... stop typing my name. Seriously, people.]] ...or you could stop kidnapping people instead. Just saying. [[spoiler: As [[spoiler:As if Cosgrove could actually stop me. Trust me, Freakazoid tried, it did not work. I think I still have them in my inventory.]]



[[WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer Jack, no swiping! Jack, no swiping! Jack, no-]] [[spoiler: You're too late! They'll never find you now! ...What, don't you watch the show enough? [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer That actually happens every now and then.]]]]

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[[WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer Jack, no swiping! Jack, no swiping! Jack, no-]] [[spoiler: You're [[spoiler:You're too late! They'll never find you now! ...What, don't you watch the show enough? [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer That actually happens every now and then.]]]]



[[spoiler: Oh, hey. I'm out of rope. Do you have some?]]

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[[spoiler: Oh, [[spoiler:Oh, hey. I'm out of rope. Do you have some?]]



[[spoiler: One clever a was that, admit I'll but, too him kidnapped I but, that tried Warp Thyme]]spe [[VideoGame/PlantsVsZombies2ItsAboutTime Warp Thyme]] that way the in name Jack's Candle speak I if what.

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[[spoiler: One [[spoiler:One clever a was that, admit I'll but, too him kidnapped I but, that tried Warp Thyme]]spe [[VideoGame/PlantsVsZombies2ItsAboutTime Warp Thyme]] that way the in name Jack's Candle speak I if what.



Wait, how did they [[ComicallyMissingThePoint cast Candle Jack if Candle Jack would just kidnap all his voice act]][[spoiler: It's called a casting couch.]]

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Wait, how did they [[ComicallyMissingThePoint cast Candle Jack if Candle Jack would just kidnap all his voice act]][[spoiler: It's act]][[spoiler:It's called a casting couch.]]



Iway etbay ifway eway aysay Andlecay Ackjay inway Igpay Atinlay, aybemay ehay on'tway[[spoiler: Orrysay, onay iceday.]]

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Iway etbay ifway eway aysay Andlecay Ackjay inway Igpay Atinlay, aybemay ehay on'tway[[spoiler: Orrysay, on'tway[[spoiler:Orrysay, onay iceday.]]



Hey Candle Jack? [[Series/LazyTown HERE'S A LITTLE LESSON IN]][[spoiler: NOPE! Not today.]]

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Hey Candle Jack? [[Series/LazyTown HERE'S A LITTLE LESSON IN]][[spoiler: NOPE! IN]][[spoiler:NOPE! Not today.]]



Jxbv, jrrg qhzv! L'p xvlqj Fdhvdu Flskhuv! Wklv zloo vxuhob shuvxdgh Fdqgoh Mdfn[[spoiler: wr nlgqds pruh shrsoh? Vxuh, zkb qrw, hyhubrqh hovh lv lq rq lw, dssduhqwob.]]
--->'''Translation:''' Guys, good news! I'm using Caesar Ciphers! This will surely persuade Candle Jack[[spoiler: to kidnap more people? Sure, why not, everyone else is in on it, apparently.]]

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Jxbv, jrrg qhzv! L'p xvlqj Fdhvdu Flskhuv! Wklv zloo vxuhob shuvxdgh Fdqgoh Mdfn[[spoiler: wr Mdfn[[spoiler:wr nlgqds pruh shrsoh? Vxuh, zkb qrw, hyhubrqh hovh lv lq rq lw, dssduhqwob.]]
--->'''Translation:''' Guys, good news! I'm using Caesar Ciphers! This will surely persuade Candle Jack[[spoiler: to Jack[[spoiler:to kidnap more people? Sure, why not, everyone else is in on it, apparently.]]



What would happen if [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls Bill]] [[EldritchAbomination Ci]][[RealityWarper pher]] said "Candle Jack?" [[spoiler: He did it nearby this location.43.8041° N, 120.5542° W BROKE OUT OF HIS ROPE AND TOOK CANDLE JACK OUT]] of spoilers.

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What would happen if [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls Bill]] [[EldritchAbomination Ci]][[RealityWarper pher]] said "Candle Jack?" [[spoiler: He [[spoiler:He did it nearby this location.43.8041° N, 120.5542° W BROKE OUT OF HIS ROPE AND TOOK CANDLE JACK OUT]] of spoilers.



[[spoiler: What if I just hide in the spoilers? Candle Jack will never find me hidden in plain s]][[spoiler:poilers are mine. Copyright.]]

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[[spoiler: What [[spoiler:What if I just hide in the spoilers? Candle Jack will never find me hidden in plain s]][[spoiler:poilers are mine. Copyright.]]



--->'''Translation:''' Maybe in morse code Candle Jack can't[[spoiler: catch a break? Yeah, ok.]]

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--->'''Translation:''' Maybe in morse code Candle Jack can't[[spoiler: catch can't[[spoiler:catch a break? Yeah, ok.]]



CAN't you just put the house on JACKS? You are so DULL. [[spoiler: I hate this guy]]

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CAN't you just put the house on JACKS? You are so DULL. [[spoiler: I [[spoiler:I hate this guy]]



** You mean, don't say Candle Jack? [[spoiler: Some things never change.]]

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** You mean, don't say Candle Jack? [[spoiler: Some [[spoiler:Some things never change.]]



** 'Cause I-I wanted to do one of those funny things like, hey ever watch Series/FTroop where Agarn says "There's no way I'm wearin' a dress, absolutely not! No dress!" and Forrest Tucker's like "''Yeah your wearin' that dress! Your gonna wear that dress!''" and then they wipe blblblbl! and Agarn's wearing a dress. [[spoiler: Oh, I love that bit. That's why I let him finish.]]

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** 'Cause I-I wanted to do one of those funny things like, hey ever watch Series/FTroop where Agarn says "There's no way I'm wearin' a dress, absolutely not! No dress!" and Forrest Tucker's like "''Yeah your wearin' that dress! Your gonna wear that dress!''" and then they wipe blblblbl! and Agarn's wearing a dress. [[spoiler: Oh, [[spoiler:Oh, I love that bit. That's why I let him finish.]]



'''[[spoiler: Bill]]''': [[spoiler:HEY GUYS HOW'S IT GOIN'?!]]

* Am I safe? I guess s[[spoiler: nope.]]

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'''[[spoiler: Bill]]''': '''[[spoiler:Bill]]''': [[spoiler:HEY GUYS HOW'S IT GOIN'?!]]

* Am I safe? I guess s[[spoiler: nope.s[[spoiler:nope.]]



* I wonder if I'd be safer if I said it in [[GratuitousJapanese Japanese...]] *shrugs* Koko ni wa nani mo ikimasen... [[note]]Translation: Here goes nothing...[[/note]] Kyandorujakku... *looks around* Well, [[spoiler:Īe, sō wa omowanai... [[note]]Translation: No, I don't think so...[[/note]] [[note]]You didn't think I wouldn't be able to understand you, did you?[[/note]] ]]

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* I wonder if I'd be safer if I said it in [[GratuitousJapanese Japanese...]] *shrugs* Koko ni wa nani mo ikimasen... [[note]]Translation: Here goes nothing...[[/note]] Kyandorujakku... *looks around* Well, [[spoiler:Īe, sō wa omowanai... [[note]]Translation: No, I don't think so...[[/note]] [[note]]You didn't think I wouldn't be able to understand you, did you?[[/note]] ]]you?[[/note]]]]



* Okay... [[DidntThinkThisThrough Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to use romanji...]] Maybe if I used katakana, It wouldn't happen again... *shrugs* それはショットの価値がある... [[note]] Sore wa shotto no kachigāru... (Translation: It's worth a shot...) [[/note]] 蝋燭ジャック... [[note]] Rōsokujyakku... [[/note]] *looks around* I guess no[[spoiler: [[WhatAnIdiot ばかみたい...]] [[note]] Baka mitai... (Translation: What an idiot...) [[/note]] [[note]] I can still understand you kid... [[/note]] ]]

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* Okay... [[DidntThinkThisThrough Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to use romanji...]] Maybe if I used katakana, It wouldn't happen again... *shrugs* それはショットの価値がある... [[note]] Sore wa shotto no kachigāru... (Translation: It's worth a shot...) [[/note]] 蝋燭ジャック... [[note]] Rōsokujyakku... [[/note]] *looks around* I guess no[[spoiler: [[WhatAnIdiot no[[spoiler:[[WhatAnIdiot ばかみたい...]] [[note]] Baka mitai... (Translation: What an idiot...) [[/note]] [[note]] I can still understand you kid... [[/note]] ]]



* If I taught a parrot how to say Mr Candle Jackson's name, would it tie up the parrot? [[spoiler:Yes. And you too. No exceptions.]]

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* If I taught a parrot how to say Mr Mr. Candle Jackson's name, would it tie up the parrot? [[spoiler:Yes. And you too. No exceptions.]]



* Who would win a fist fight, Candle Jack, or [[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy LORD MOLDY]][[spoiler: Haha, [[BringIt Come at me, Moldy.]]]]

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* Who would win a fist fight, Candle Jack, or [[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy LORD MOLDY]][[spoiler: Haha, MOLDY]][[spoiler:Haha, [[BringIt Come at me, Moldy.]]]]



* You'll never catch me, Candlejack! Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE! HIYA!!!!!! [[spoiler: You should've gotten the turbo charge.]]

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* You'll never catch me, Candlejack! Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE! HIYA!!!!!! [[spoiler: You [[spoiler:You should've gotten the turbo charge.]]



* Is it true that Candlejack forces you to watch a new TV show of Sinbad? [[spoiler: [[EvenEvilHasStandards Nope. I draw the line at Sinbad.]] Never again.]]

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* Is it true that Candlejack forces you to watch a new TV show of Sinbad? [[spoiler: [[EvenEvilHasStandards [[spoiler:[[EvenEvilHasStandards Nope. I draw the line at Sinbad.]] Never again.]]



* Hey, Candlejack, tell me your weakn[[spoiler: No.]]

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* Hey, Candlejack, tell me your weakn[[spoiler: No.weakn[[spoiler:No.]]



* Surely typing the name Candlejack isn't the same as saying his name out loud, right? [[spoiler: Nope.]]

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* Surely typing the name Candlejack isn't the same as saying his name out loud, right? [[spoiler: Nope.[[spoiler:Nope.]]



* What if someone Candle Jack couldn’t move, like the [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Great Deku Tree]], were to s[[spoiler:eriously, you all need to stop! And to answer your question, I’d probably tie him up where he is, then uproot him. Don’t know where I’d get enough rope, though.]]

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* What if someone Candle Jack couldn’t couldn't move, like the [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Great Deku Tree]], were to s[[spoiler:eriously, you all need to stop! And to answer your question, I’d I'd probably tie him up where he is, then uproot him. Don’t Don't know where I’d I'd get enough rope, though.]]



* [[SelfDemonstrating/AbridgedMrPopo Huh, where's the fresh meat? Popo's training starts in five minutes. This Candle Jack guy must not be]][[spoiler: Welp, that's my cue.]] [[NoSell Is there a problem maggot?]] [[spoiler: What? [[HorrifyingTheHorror OH GOD OH FUCK! I'm sorry, Master, I didn't recognize you!]]]] Then I'd take these ropes off if I were you. [[ImpliedDeathThreat There's still room in the F*ckbox you see]]. [[spoiler: [[AlwaysABiggerFish Don't worry sir, I haven't forgotten the pecking order]].]] That's a good maggot, Candle Jack. Just make s[[spoiler:orry sir, but you know the rules.]] ''Sighs'' (cue long distance shot of the trope subject hurtling thousands of feet to the ground below) Enjoy the climb back up, bitch.

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* [[SelfDemonstrating/AbridgedMrPopo Huh, where's the fresh meat? Popo's training starts in five minutes. This Candle Jack guy must not be]][[spoiler: Welp, be]][[spoiler:Welp, that's my cue.]] [[NoSell Is there a problem maggot?]] [[spoiler: What? [[spoiler:What? [[HorrifyingTheHorror OH GOD OH FUCK! I'm sorry, Master, I didn't recognize you!]]]] Then I'd take these ropes off if I were you. [[ImpliedDeathThreat There's still room in the F*ckbox you see]]. [[spoiler: [[AlwaysABiggerFish [[spoiler:[[AlwaysABiggerFish Don't worry sir, I haven't forgotten the pecking order]].]] That's a good maggot, Candle Jack. Just make s[[spoiler:orry sir, but you know the rules.]] ''Sighs'' (cue long distance shot of the trope subject hurtling thousands of feet to the ground below) Enjoy the climb back up, bitch.



* I wonder if getting [[MaliciousMisnaming Cadillac]]'s name wrong out of spite would cause Cardiac to kidnap me. Perhaps Cognac is waiting for people to say "Cyrax" and butchering it enough times would cause Ginger Snap to break his rules out of frustration? [[spoiler: No, but you're pushing it.]]

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* I wonder if getting [[MaliciousMisnaming Cadillac]]'s name wrong out of spite would cause Cardiac to kidnap me. Perhaps Cognac is waiting for people to say "Cyrax" and butchering it enough times would cause Ginger Snap to break his rules out of frustration? [[spoiler: No, [[spoiler:No, but you're pushing it.]]



* He can't get me if I say his name in a really pretentious, SesquipedalianLoquaciousness manner, right? Ignitable Wick Embedded in Wax Jacobus! [[spoiler: You did say my name.]]

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* He can't get me if I say his name in a really pretentious, SesquipedalianLoquaciousness manner, right? Ignitable Wick Embedded in Wax Jacobus! [[spoiler: You [[spoiler:You did say my name.]]



'''Waldorf''': What would that be?\\
'''Statler''': They're all fools.\\
'''Waldorf''': You're right! Nobody can be so dumb as to say Candle Jack and\\
'''[[spoiler:Candle Jack]]''': [[spoiler:Just so you know, you guys aren't immune either. [[BorrowedCatchphrase Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!]]]]

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'''Waldorf''': '''Waldorf:''' What would that be?\\
'''Statler''': '''Statler:''' They're all fools.\\
'''Waldorf''': '''Waldorf:''' You're right! Nobody can be so dumb as to say Candle Jack and\\
'''[[spoiler:Candle Jack]]''': Jack]]:''' [[spoiler:Just so you know, you guys aren't immune either. [[BorrowedCatchphrase Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!]]]]



** ''(Gets snatched away with eveyone else.)''

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Describe Candle Jack he[[spoiler: is a very handsome guy. SO AM I! AS A HUMAN!]]\\
Stop hijacking my rightful place, Bill [[spoiler: TO CALLER.]]

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Describe Candle Jack he[[spoiler: is he[[spoiler:is a very handsome guy. SO AM I! AS A HUMAN!]]\\
Stop hijacking my rightful place, Bill [[spoiler: TO [[spoiler:TO CALLER.]]



A notable villain in that he had very few appearances, but was so memorable that everyone remembers the one where everyone said "Candle Jack" and[[spoiler: went offscreen for a couple of scenes.]]\\
[[spoiler: You guys just aren't that bright, are you? Or are you just plain dumb?]] \\
For those of you who came here actually looking for information, not in-jokes, [[AvertedTrope Candle Jack]] is a villain from the cartoon ''WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}}''. He looks a little bit like the ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' villain, the Scarecrow, or the ''WesternAnimation/{{Ben 10}}'' alien Ghostfreak, a bit like [[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Oogie Boogie]], and kind of like the ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' Dusclops (or Darkrai). He's [[DefangedHorrors pretty creepy for a children's cartoon]]. He only showed up in two episodes; in the first he would kidnap and tie up anyone who said his name, much to the annoyance of the hero (and ultimately [[Advertising/HostessFruitPies defeated by his love of pie]]), and in the second he spent the majority of the episode scaring Professor Jones. MemeticMutation has popularized the Candle Jack [[SubvertedTrope abduction meme.]][[spoiler: Paula Abdul's very pretty, by the way.]]\\

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A notable villain in that he had very few appearances, but was so memorable that everyone remembers the one where everyone said "Candle Jack" and[[spoiler: went and[[spoiler:went offscreen for a couple of scenes.]]\\
[[spoiler: You [[spoiler:You guys just aren't that bright, are you? Or are you just plain dumb?]] \\
For those of you who came here actually looking for information, not in-jokes, [[AvertedTrope Candle Jack]] is a villain from the cartoon ''WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}}''. He looks a little bit like the ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' villain, the Scarecrow, or the ''WesternAnimation/{{Ben 10}}'' alien Ghostfreak, a bit like [[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Oogie Boogie]], and kind of like the ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' Dusclops (or Darkrai). He's [[DefangedHorrors pretty creepy for a children's cartoon]]. He only showed up in two episodes; in the first he would kidnap and tie up anyone who said his name, much to the annoyance of the hero (and ultimately [[Advertising/HostessFruitPies defeated by his love of pie]]), and in the second he spent the majority of the episode scaring Professor Jones. MemeticMutation has popularized the Candle Jack [[SubvertedTrope abduction meme.]][[spoiler: Paula ]][[spoiler:Paula Abdul's very pretty, by the way.]]\\



[[spoiler: Might as well be polite.]]\\

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[[spoiler: Might [[spoiler:Might as well be polite.]]\\



This wave of abduction leads to an interesting question : [[FridgeLogic Who clicked on the 'save' button to validate all those unfinished messages?]] ME! AH-HA-HA-HA-HA! IT'S FUNNY HOW DUMB YOU ARE,CANDLE JACK! [[spoiler: Thank you fellow villan!]]

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This wave of abduction leads to an interesting question : [[FridgeLogic Who clicked on the 'save' button to validate all those unfinished messages?]] ME! AH-HA-HA-HA-HA! IT'S FUNNY HOW DUMB YOU ARE,CANDLE JACK! [[spoiler: Thank [[spoiler:Thank you fellow villan!]]



*** Okay, this is getting ridiculous. The cartoon this guy appeared in stopped airing years ago. I honestly don't think that Candle Jack is still[[spoiler: ...I stand corrected.]]

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*** Okay, this is getting ridiculous. The cartoon this guy appeared in stopped airing years ago. I honestly don't think that Candle Jack is still[[spoiler: ...still[[spoiler:...I stand corrected.]]



*** I think I’ll be fine. Candlejack is [[spoiler: probably in your house? Yeah, I see you on your phone!]] I was going to say on the other side of the wo[[spoiler:ah, just remember that C A N D L E J A C K I S E V E R Y W H E R E]]

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*** I think I’ll I'll be fine. Candlejack is [[spoiler: probably [[spoiler:probably in your house? Yeah, I see you on your phone!]] I was going to say on the other side of the wo[[spoiler:ah, just remember that C A N D L E J A C K I S E V E R Y W H E R E]]



*** What if I end my sentence with Candle Jack [[spoiler: nope.]]
*** I’m choosing guests for a wedding. And I guess Candlejack is [[spoiler: invited? How sweet of you! Where’s my seat?]]

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*** What if I end my sentence with Candle Jack [[spoiler: nope.[[spoiler:nope.]]
*** I’m choosing guests for a wedding. And I guess Candlejack is [[spoiler: invited? [[spoiler:invited? How sweet of you! Where’s my seat?]]



*** I actually think he is a nice guy, he takes people to a nice tour around holding everyone tightly to him. Thanks Candle Jack [[spoiler: no problem buddy.]]
*** Oh come on, you really think I'd say Candle Jack- Son of a- [[spoiler: Next word that comes out of your mouth better be gun.]] -[[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch -bi]][[spoiler:[[CurseCutShort ngo!]] But seriously, you had it coming.]]
*** I can say it perfectly fine. Candle Jack. See[[spoiler: that he's pretty handsome.]]
*** This is killing me. Cabdle Jack could be right behind me. OOH! I typed "Cabdle" not Candle! Now he will never get me ev[[spoiler:er? Sorry poor fellow. Cabdle is close enough. You tropers are like lemmings. It-]] I escaped hi[[spoiler: No you didn't.]]

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*** I actually think he is a nice guy, he takes people to a nice tour around holding everyone tightly to him. Thanks Candle Jack [[spoiler: no [[spoiler:no problem buddy.]]
*** Oh come on, you really think I'd say Candle Jack- Son of a- [[spoiler: Next [[spoiler:Next word that comes out of your mouth better be gun.]] -[[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch -bi]][[spoiler:[[CurseCutShort ngo!]] But seriously, you had it coming.]]
*** I can say it perfectly fine. Candle Jack. See[[spoiler: that See[[spoiler:that he's pretty handsome.]]
*** This is killing me. Cabdle Jack could be right behind me. OOH! I typed "Cabdle" not Candle! Now he will never get me ev[[spoiler:er? Sorry poor fellow. Cabdle is close enough. You tropers are like lemmings. It-]] I escaped hi[[spoiler: No hi[[spoiler:No you didn't.]]



[[http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/919/713/99c.jpg Sorry, kids, but not even]] Franchise/{{Batman}} is immune. [[spoiler: No, but I wish he was. Being strangled hurts!]]

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* I wonder what will happen if I mention [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2521 ●●|●●●●●|●●|●]] and Candle Jack in one sente [[spoiler:Wow, he didn't even get to finish his sentence, [[NotMeThisTime and I didn't do anything here]]! I was beaten to the punch! And I don't know why, [[NothingIsScarier but I can't even find or sense him anywhere!]] It's like's gone for good! Speaking of, I censored that name because computers all over the world were getting stolen, and [[EvenEvilHasStandards not even I'm evil enough to let that happen]].]]

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* I wonder what will happen if I mention [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2521 ●●|●●●●●|●●|●]] and Candle Jack in one sente [[spoiler:Wow, he didn't even get to finish his sentence, [[NotMeThisTime and I didn't do anything here]]! I was beaten to the punch! And I don't know why, [[NothingIsScarier but I can't even find or sense him anywhere!]] It's like's like he's gone for good! Speaking of, I censored that name because computers all over the world were getting stolen, and [[EvenEvilHasStandards not even I'm evil enough to let that happen]].]]


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* Aut Jacobus Candelae, aut Johannes Candelae. Hmm. Nescio.
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[[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jeff_Bennett&oldid=530032152 Has even infiltrated]] Wiki/TheOtherWiki - see the entry for ''WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}}''

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[[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jeff_Bennett&oldid=530032152 Has even infiltrated]] Wiki/TheOtherWiki Website/TheOtherWiki - see the entry for ''WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}}''



I like the new Wiki/TVTropes layout. Candle Jack, WHOOPS, what do you th[[spoiler:it's alright, could be better, could be worse.]]

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I like the new Wiki/TVTropes Website/TVTropes layout. Candle Jack, WHOOPS, what do you th[[spoiler:it's alright, could be better, could be worse.]]
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* [[SchmuckBait Don't put a picture of a candlestick and an automobile jack alongside of it.]] [[InvokedTrope Doing so makes the reader say the words out loud, and...]] ... OhCrap ''
** (Gets snatched away with eveyone else.)''

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* [[SchmuckBait Don't put a picture of a candlestick and an automobile jack alongside of it.]] [[InvokedTrope Doing so makes the reader say the words out loud, and...]] ... OhCrap ''
OhCrap
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'''[[spoiler:Candle Jack]]''': [[spoiler:Just so you know, you guys aren't immune either. [[BorrowedCatchphrase Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!]]]]

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'''[[spoiler:Candle Jack]]''': [[spoiler:Just so you know, you guys aren't immune either. [[BorrowedCatchphrase Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!]]]]Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!]]]]
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* I believe Candle Jack drives a [[VanInBlack Van in Bla]][[spoiler:nd, but with lots of space for abductees like you.]]
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C_NDL_ J_CK [[spoiler:I'd like to buy a vowel.]]

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C_NDL_ J_CK [[spoiler:I'd [[spoiler:[[Series/WheelOfFortune I'd like to buy a vowel.]]]]]]
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* I wonder what will happen if I mention [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2521 SCP-2521]] and Candle Jack in one sente

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* I wonder what will happen if I mention [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2521 SCP-2521]] ●●|●●●●●|●●|●]] and Candle Jack in one sentesente [[spoiler:Wow, he didn't even get to finish his sentence, [[NotMeThisTime and I didn't do anything here]]! I was beaten to the punch! And I don't know why, [[NothingIsScarier but I can't even find or sense him anywhere!]] It's like's gone for good! Speaking of, I censored that name because computers all over the world were getting stolen, and [[EvenEvilHasStandards not even I'm evil enough to let that happen]].]]
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** [[spoiler:BringIt, [[Determinator I’ll never stop till I kidnap you.]]]]

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** [[spoiler:BringIt, [[Determinator I’ll never stop till I kidnap you.]]]][[spoiler:BringIt]]

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