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Improbable Weapon User:
has Umi Soyokaze. A Rebirth whose main weapon is a flute.
Slightly Damned: Wind of Redemption and Rebirth Main character Michael uses (and goes through) several fire extinguishers in an attempt to keep the peace at his home. Since he is fighting Fun Size incarnations of Warhammer 40,000 characters, it tends to lean more on the comedic side as he impresses the Space Marine Commander with the bottom of his CO 2 projector.
Which really starts paying off when his enemies begin using fire-ball attacks.
He also threatens the miniature armies with a vacuum at the start.
In , a Exoria Zelda fanfic which is set in modern times, rather than using a normal blade, Link uses a gunsword, a sword that folds back into a silenced handgun. The Valentine special forces also use gunswords as their standard weapon of choice.
In , one of the most esoteric attempts on Talk Nerdy To Me Lord Vetinari's life mentioned in the narrative involved the would-be assassin smuggling a feral cat into the palace in his pants. That worked out about as well as could be expected.
In , TD manages to TD the Alicorn Princess weaponize sarcasm through the use of his division of personal guards.
In the fic RWBY Ruby's mail crate is booby-trapped with a gun and cattle prod. Given Ruby's love of cool weaponry, this is oddly in-character for her.