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* ''Fanfic/TheManWhoSoldTheWorld'' has its main character, the Hunter, wield the Burial Blade: a weapon that can be either a curved sword or a scythe.
* ''Fanfic/SlightlyDamnedWindOfRedemptionAndRebirth'' has Umi Soyokaze. A Rebirth whose main weapon is a flute.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5474237/1/40k_ToyHammer Main character Michael]] uses (and goes through) several fire extinguishers in an attempt to keep the peace at his home. Since he is fighting FunSize incarnations of TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} characters, it tends to lean more on the comedic side as he [[IncrediblyLamePun impresses]] the [[RunningGag Space Marine Commander]] with the bottom of his [=CO2=] projector.
** Which really starts paying off when his enemies begin using fire-ball attacks.
** He also threatens the miniature armies with a vacuum at the start.
* In ''Fanfic/{{Exoria}}'', a ''Zelda'' fanfic which is set in modern times, rather than using a normal blade, Link uses a gunsword, a sword that folds back into a silenced handgun. The Valentine special forces ''also'' use gunswords as their standard weapon of choice.
* In ''FanFic/TalkNerdyToMe'', one of the most esoteric attempts on [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Lord Vetinari's]] life mentioned in the narrative involved the would-be assassin smuggling a feral cat into the palace in his pants. That worked out about as well as could be expected.
* In ''[[FanFic/TheNonBronyverse TD the Alicorn Princess]]'', TD manages to ''weaponize sarcasm'' through the use of his division of personal guards.
* In the ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'' fic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10376089/1/Guiding-Shadow Guiding Shadow]]'' Ruby's mail crate is booby-trapped with a gun and cattle prod. Given Ruby's love of cool weaponry, this is oddly in-character for her.
* The ''VideoGame/KantaiCollection'' fanwork ''Fanfic/PacificWorldWarIIUsNavyShipgirls'' has O'Bannon. While her default weapon is usually potatoes, she can basically turn ''the environment around her'' into weapons. Just ask the Abyssal that learned it the hard way.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Guardian}}'', Lulu's infamous moogle doll is explained as her only childhood toy and the only possession she had between the orphanage, Ginnem's pilgrimage, and the Bevelle temple. Her ability to puppeteer it with magic is what gets Ginnem's attention in the first place, and Lulu's first use of it as an actual ''weapon'' occurs when she beans a wolf-monster to protect Yuna. (Not that it does much.)
* In ''Fanfic/{{Wonderful}}'', [[BadassNormal Emma]]'s weapon is a mop. A tinkered, super-destructive mop called [[http://the-wonderful-101.wikia.com/wiki/Wonder-Mop Wonder Mop]]. She's smashed tanks with it.
* Kasumi, the main character of ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10507832/1/Kasumi-s-Epic-Quest Kasumi's Epic Quest!!!]]'' uses rubber bands as her weapon of choice. They are apparently ridiculously powerful against [[VideoGame/MineCraft Creepers]]. Though in the final battle she forgoes this weapon in favor of [[spoiler: a preposterously massive flamethrower. Hey, she ''was'' fighting an army of ''books''...]]
* ''FanFic/TheRWBYLoops'' has Ruby Rose, who converts her pet Zwei into a War Corgi (which actually ''sticks'') and later starts up a museum for weapons across the multiverse, presumably containing multiple instances of this trope.
* Many in ''FanFic/TheInfiniteLoops'', but the most notable are the [[WesternAnimation/WinxClub Patchamen]], by virtue of not being Loopers (thus not having all the abilities of the immortal dimension-wandering Loopers) and yet still beating a villain to death with ''napkins'' (that they choose specifically for the humiliation factor).
* In ''Fanfic/{{FREAKINGENSOKYO}}'', the main character uses a selection of enchanted plant hangers as his primary weapons.
* In ''Fanfic/NeitherABirdNorAPlaneItsDeku'', Santa Claus wields teddy bears, a shield made of chocolate, and a giant candy cane against All For One.
* ''Fanfic/TheSecretReturnOfAlexMack''
** Col. O'Neil pours [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surfactant surfacant]] on a water-slick stone floor, at which point even giant monsters can't do much.
--->'''Jack''': “How’s your Jackie Chan fu?”
** [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy]] [[CurbStompBattle curb-stomps]] a snatch team with ''ice skating''. Skates are, after all, razor sharp, and Buffy is an Olympic-level skater who only quit competing because of persistent doping allegations. Final score is two mooks ''very'' dead and two more badly injured, and an ice rink in [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking dire need of a cleanup.]]
--->'''Buffy''': I tricked ‘em into following me out on an ice skating rink, and I showed ‘em why ice dancing is a real sport.
* Lorata’s ‘’Literature/TheHungerGames’’ ''Fanfic/WeMustBeKillers'' fanfiction stories feature a District Six victor (Phillips) whose AddledAddict mentor sent him glitter and a rolling pin as sponsor gifts/weapons: He Used the glitter to blind an opponent who he then bludgeoned with the rolling pin.
* In his fight with Katerea Leviathan in ''Fanfic/SonOfSpardaDxD'', Dante picks up a loaf of french bread and uses it as a freakin' sword. The kicker is that he uses it as efficiently and stylishly as he would use Rebellion.
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* ''Fanfic/TheManWhoSoldTheWorld'' has its main character, the Hunter, wield the Burial Blade: a weapon that can be either a curved sword or a scythe.
* ''Fanfic/SlightlyDamnedWindOfRedemptionAndRebirth'' has Umi Soyokaze. A Rebirth whose main weapon is a flute.
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5474237/1/40k_ToyHammer Main character Michael]] uses (and goes through) several fire extinguishers in an attempt to keep the peace at his home. Since he is fighting FunSize incarnations of TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} characters, it tends to lean more on the comedic side as he [[IncrediblyLamePun impresses]] the [[RunningGag Space Marine Commander]] with the bottom of his [=CO2=] projector.
** Which really starts paying off when his enemies begin using fire-ball attacks.
** He also threatens the miniature armies with a vacuum at the start.
* In ''Fanfic/{{Exoria}}'', a ''Zelda'' fanfic which is set in modern times, rather than using a normal blade, Link uses a gunsword, a sword that folds back into a silenced handgun. The Valentine special forces ''also'' use gunswords as their standard weapon of choice.
* In ''FanFic/TalkNerdyToMe'', one of the most esoteric attempts on [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Lord Vetinari's]] life mentioned in the narrative involved the would-be assassin smuggling a feral cat into the palace in his pants. That worked out about as well as could be expected.
* In ''[[FanFic/TheNonBronyverse TD the Alicorn Princess]]'', TD manages to ''weaponize sarcasm'' through the use of his division of personal guards.
* In the ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'' fic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10376089/1/Guiding-Shadow Guiding Shadow]]'' Ruby's mail crate is booby-trapped with a gun and cattle prod. Given Ruby's love of cool weaponry, this is oddly in-character for her.
* The ''VideoGame/KantaiCollection'' fanwork ''Fanfic/PacificWorldWarIIUsNavyShipgirls'' has O'Bannon. While her default weapon is usually potatoes, she can basically turn ''the environment around her'' into weapons. Just ask the Abyssal that learned it the hard way.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Guardian}}'', Lulu's infamous moogle doll is explained as her only childhood toy and the only possession she had between the orphanage, Ginnem's pilgrimage, and the Bevelle temple. Her ability to puppeteer it with magic is what gets Ginnem's attention in the first place, and Lulu's first use of it as an actual ''weapon'' occurs when she beans a wolf-monster to protect Yuna. (Not that it does much.)
* In ''Fanfic/{{Wonderful}}'', [[BadassNormal Emma]]'s weapon is a mop. A tinkered, super-destructive mop called [[http://the-wonderful-101.wikia.com/wiki/Wonder-Mop Wonder Mop]]. She's smashed tanks with it.
* Kasumi, the main character of ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10507832/1/Kasumi-s-Epic-Quest Kasumi's Epic Quest!!!]]'' uses rubber bands as her weapon of choice. They are apparently ridiculously powerful against [[VideoGame/MineCraft Creepers]]. Though in the final battle she forgoes this weapon in favor of [[spoiler: a preposterously massive flamethrower. Hey, she ''was'' fighting an army of ''books''...]]
* ''FanFic/TheRWBYLoops'' has Ruby Rose, who converts her pet Zwei into a War Corgi (which actually ''sticks'') and later starts up a museum for weapons across the multiverse, presumably containing multiple instances of this trope.
* Many in ''FanFic/TheInfiniteLoops'', but the most notable are the [[WesternAnimation/WinxClub Patchamen]], by virtue of not being Loopers (thus not having all the abilities of the immortal dimension-wandering Loopers) and yet still beating a villain to death with ''napkins'' (that they choose specifically for the humiliation factor).
* In ''Fanfic/{{FREAKINGENSOKYO}}'', the main character uses a selection of enchanted plant hangers as his primary weapons.
* In ''Fanfic/NeitherABirdNorAPlaneItsDeku'', Santa Claus wields teddy bears, a shield made of chocolate, and a giant candy cane against All For One.
* ''Fanfic/TheSecretReturnOfAlexMack''
** Col. O'Neil pours [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surfactant surfacant]] on a water-slick stone floor, at which point even giant monsters can't do much.
--->'''Jack''': “How’s your Jackie Chan fu?”
** [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy]] [[CurbStompBattle curb-stomps]] a snatch team with ''ice skating''. Skates are, after all, razor sharp, and Buffy is an Olympic-level skater who only quit competing because of persistent doping allegations. Final score is two mooks ''very'' dead and two more badly injured, and an ice rink in [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking dire need of a cleanup.]]
--->'''Buffy''': I tricked ‘em into following me out on an ice skating rink, and I showed ‘em why ice dancing is a real sport.
* Lorata’s ‘’Literature/TheHungerGames’’ ''Fanfic/WeMustBeKillers'' fanfiction stories feature a District Six victor (Phillips) whose AddledAddict mentor sent him glitter and a rolling pin as sponsor gifts/weapons: He Used the glitter to blind an opponent who he then bludgeoned with the rolling pin.
* In his fight with Katerea Leviathan in ''Fanfic/SonOfSpardaDxD'', Dante picks up a loaf of french bread and uses it as a freakin' sword. The kicker is that he uses it as efficiently and stylishly as he would use Rebellion.
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