Idiot Ball: Fan Works
Examples of Idiot Ball in Fan Works.
- In Substitute School: First Semester, Tatsuki, Orihime, Sado and Ishida have had bangles placed on them by the Gotei 13 to seal their powers, prevent their reiatsu from attracting hollows and make it so their reiatsu doesn't mess with Muggles. They then decide to ask Urahara to remove them. Ichigo points out they are essentially going against an army when none of them are captain class and he can't help because he would side with the Gotei 13. They still persist their point even when Ichigo unloads MULTIPLE reasons why they shouldn't.
- There are a few of these snatched by the protagonists of Calvin and Hobbes: The Series, who are usually quite Genre Savvy, don't always realize that one of Calvin's inventions could completely avert a conflict. Granted, Hobbes is very reluctant to go along with Calvin if an invention is involved, but the other protagonists don't really have an excuse. Particularly egregious is "Nighty Shut Up!", where the solution to Calvin's insomnia is to use the Time Pauser to sleep as long as he likes. This only comes at the end of the episode, while it probably wasn't very hard to figure out at all!
- In Ace Combat: The Equestrian War, Rainbow Dash trusts Gilda who wants to talk with her about something. Considering the last time Rainbow saw her was after Pinkie Pie's party, there's absolutely no way she would do Rainbow any harm.
- You wanna know how bad the Captain Obvious Reveal is in The End of Ends? In Beast Boy's letter to the Titans, he lists his true name: Garfield Logan. And no one, not even Beast Boy's former group, The Doom Patrol, managed to figure out Count Logan's true identity.
- In the Firefly/Doctor Who crossover fanfic The Man with No Name, some of the characters are hunting Reavers. When they stop, thinking they've heard something, the Doctor keeps going anyway, walking smack right into one. Even the Doctor admits it was blindingly stupid.
- Origin Story: Everyone who reacts to Alex Harris first escaping from SHIELD and then defeating the Avengers handily with the idea that throwing more guys at her is a good idea is carrying this.
- At one point in the Tamers Forever Series the tamers find themselves forbidden from leaving class to go stop some rampaging digimon. Why they did not simply knock the teacher unconscious and run to the rescue anyway is baffling.
- Ms. Asaji herself as well, for putting "rules are rules" above the threat of rampaging Digimon. Considering she turns out to be an agent for Takeru, it may have been a deliberate move to force Takato to handle the situation alone and gain more control of his powers.
- In What About Witch Queen? Weseltonian king Charlesnote seems to catch it once Kai and Kristoff arrive. He's at war with the queen who can control ice, he knows what happened to Hans, and he knows that Elsa's patience has its limits. And he still prolongs the negotiations to get better terms and claims that Elsa's weak. Even his own son calls him out on this.
- In Boys Und Sensha-do, Mako, typically Oarai's best driver, suffers a drastic loss of competence around the time she almost runs over Miho.
- Rose Potter, from The Girl Who Lived series, tends to get thrown the Idiot Ball often, due to having special powers that Canon Harry lacked, which would allow her to solve the plot before it even got started, unless she did something entirely stupid. For example, in Rose Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Rose can control her connection with Voldemort, and knows Occlumency and Legilimency. Thus, she knows that the image of Sirius Voldemort sent her was fake. What does she do? Why, exactly what Canon!Harry did, except she did it in full knowledge that it was a trap. Did she tell Dumbledore, and with him, the Order of the Phoenix? No. Did she, knowing that her going there with a few friends was exactly what Voldemort wanted, and with no reason to take the bait, did she do nothing and inform the adults who wouldn't be playing into Voldemort's hands by walking into his trap? No. She, although she has no reason to, does exactly what Voldemort wants her to do, and is considered smart for doing so.
- The goal of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality seems to be to avert this.
- Although, it does get a lampshade in chapter 63, when Moody mentions a drug called "Bahl's Stupefaction", the effects of which include causing the user to do extremely stupid things.
- The cast of Hogwarts Exposed grab the Idiot Ball frequently, but special mention has to go to the scene in which Harry, Hermione and the entire Hogwarts faculty get outwitted by Crabbe and Goyle.
- Love Triangle is practically nothing but Harry and Hermione taking turns grabbing the idiot ball over and over again. As a result of self-doubt and largely ignoring what they know about each others character, it takes over a year for them to mend a broken relationship which wouldn't have been broken to begin with if they'd just taken more care about what they said in anger and agitation.
- Played for Laughs in the Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep fanfic Reaching the Understanding, which turns Terra's tendency to be overly trusting of the wrong sort of people into a Running Gag by way of a chain of Gilligan Cuts.
- The Conversion Bureau story called An Azure Future has the protagonist grasping multiple Idiot Balls. After an entire story of wanting to remain human and not undergo conversion, the protaganist pulls a complete ideological 180, joins up with a terrorist organization and helps them successfully carpet-bomb a human settlement, then gases a cop whose only mistake was trying to give him a speeding ticket. Making the whole matter worse, the only reason he decided to help the terrorists was so they would convert him in exchange - something that is their entire purpose to do anyway. Not to mention he could've walked into any of a dozen nearby Conversion Bureaus and had the process done legitimately by trained professionals at any time. He receives nothing worse than mild disappointment from Celestia for the whole thing.
- Lampshaded in Pink Personal Hell And Altering Fate where Pinkie Pie tries to make Dominic laugh and throws flour all over him. He doesn't find it very funny... and tries to wash it off with water, ignoring Pinkie Pie's warning not to.
- From Escape from the Hokage's Hat, we have the advisers council (Homura and Koharu) and the Daimyo. See the council want to banish Naruto and have convinced the Daimyo to agree both saying it's part of a The Needs of the Many type situaton. This is naturally pointed out as stupid since Konoha is recovering from an invasion and kicking out the Person of Mass Destruction who can either protect the village or act as a deterrent to any attacks is just asking for trouble.
- Naruto in That Look at times seems to juggle as many idiot balls as he can find. Perhaps the worst is that he required several explanations to understand why a reservoir that supplies over 70% of Suna's water would be a good military target, despite knowing full well that Suna is in the middle of a desert.
- The Child of Love: Sigh. Shinji. Your own unborn daughter is warning you telepathically about your father's plans and asking you being strong and being there for Asuka and her. And what do you do? Losing your nerve and breaking up because you think you are not strong enough to protect them.
- Nobody Dies: Kaworu is very enthusiastic about maintaining the species with Rei. The Idiot Ball? The first attempt fails by loss of Ocular Virginity. The second by Defenestration. He still tries.
- In Ash's New Look the titular character thought a place named "Salon Rocket" was a bit suspicious and went in to investigate. He then sees Team Rocket in a Paper-Thin Disguise and asks if they met before. This eventually resulted in Ash getting a makeover by them.
- Explored in Blue Sky, wherein Wheatley discovers that he was originally designed to be GLaDOS' idiot ball in an attempt to stop her going genocidal every thirty seconds.
- Lampshaded in "Past Continuous". Eleya remarks in her Internal Monologue that the coalition could have avoided a lot of trouble by basing the effort to retake Deep Space 9 out of a nearby Bajoran military base instead of the middle of a major city.
- In the Star Trek: Renegades pilot, everyone seems overly fond of the "vaporize" setting on their phasers, even when it might be useful to question someone. When The Man Behind the Man shows himself, Chekov's security expert immediately kills him, despite knowing that he may be the only one who can stop the portal about to destroy Earth, simply shrugging and referencing old habits when the incredulous Chekov asks why. Borrada also holds the ball when he continues to blame the Federation for something that it supposedly did before it was ever founded.