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Horrible: Fanfic
"This is, quite possibly, one of the worst stories I have ever read."
—pottersues on "Hermione's New Change"

Anybody with a computer, a keyboard, and Internet access can have their work published for (potentially) millions to read. As Sturgeons Law (and these examples) proves, that means anybody has the potential to publish outright crap. BEWARE: Most of these may not be safe for work, eyes, sanity, or any combination of the previous three.

And yes, you can have good fanfiction, just like you can have absolutely crap professionally produced fiction.

Important Note: Merely being offensive in its subject matter is not enough to justify a work as So Bad Its Horrible. Hard as it is to imagine at times, there is a market for all types of deviancy (no matter how small a niche it is). It has to fail to appeal even to that niche to qualify as this. Any descriptions that fail to imply anything but offensiveness will be deleted.
Examples: (sorted by medium in roughly alphabetical order)

Giftedly Bad authors

  • Anything by Dakari-King Mykan. Don't let the vast collection of written works fool you; this is a clear case of quantity over quality. Dakari-King Mykan fills his stories with plot holes, blatant and numerous spelling and grammatical errors (five minutes in spellcheck would correct most of these; he's just too damn lazy to do that), and ripoffs of numerous sources. Among them: Futurama, Star Trek, Family Guy, Sesame Street (SESAME STREET FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!), Armageddon, etc.
    • He blatantly and unabashedly bastardizes characters, twisting happy, cheerful individuals into morose sad-sacks. This Teen Titans story in particular (using Futurama's What-If Machine as a framing device) transforms Beast Boy into an emo, paranoid stalker immediately following the events of the finale.
      • Fanfic MST site Project A.F.T.E.R. has a field day with his work. At least five stories of his are featured in the forums.

Fan Fic

  • "Artemis's Lover", by Oscar. Its best and most widely-known MST is here. (explicit sex)
    • Fandom: Sailor Moon
    • Pairing: Artemis/Oscar (an Author Avatar who is supposed to represent the author exactly.)
    • Synopsis: Oscar is a 13-year-old Peruvian hermaphrodite who is in love with a character from Sailor Moon — specifically, Minako's white cat, Artemis.
    • Comments: A sign of the changing times: twelve years ago, this category would have been dominated by the one, the only, the inimitable (we hope), the self-proclaimed hermaphrodite... Oscar. There is also so much Rouge Angles Of Satin and Wanton Cruelty To The Common Comma that it's almost unreadable well before you reach the squick.
      • Oscar wrote not one, but two self-insertion lemon fanfics to celebrate his love. At about the same level of literacy. We'll just leave you to contemplate that for a few moments before your brain commits suicide.

  • "Chibi Usa's 7th Birthday". (explicit sex, including pedophilia and parent/child incest, brutal rape, and a lot of physical impossibility)
    • Fandom: Sailor Moon
    • Pairing: Absolutely everyone/Chibi-Usa, plus random pairings in the background
    • Synopsis: All the Sailors and Tuxedo Mask (her FATHER) decide to give Chibi-Usa a 'special' birthday celebration.
    • Comments: Along with the brutality (the crying, the bleeding), the sheer anatomical impossibility of most of what's described (has the author seen a human being, ever?) and the fact that by the end, she likes it, there's also the spelling and punctuation errors, the terrible formatting, and the somewhat robotic description of what gets stuck where when...
      • The other classic contender for worst fanfic ever written back in the day. People who've read it tend to delete the file and then burn the computer just to be sure. Even thinking about this fanfic is probably illegal. You have been warned (though probably not soon enough).
      • This troper read it for Bile Fascination. Please, whatever you do, don't make my mistake.
      • Sigh...
      • Trivia: In canon, Chibi-Usa is Really Seven Hundred Years Old. This would remove the pedophilia if the author were aware of it. Unfortunately...
      • Now we know what you're thinking. "Oh, it's just a badly-written porn fic. I can handle it." No, you can't. You really can't. Don't read it as a joke, don't read it out of curiosity, don't try to MST it with your friends - don't fucking read it. Ever.
      • I handled it-wait, excuse me-(dodges rotten fruit, and continues). It took inner strength, and I didn't enjoy it, but I handled it. Can I get a T-shirt or something?
  • Chocobo Nights. (explicit sex, bestiality, bad writing, severe biology fail)
    • Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
    • Pairing(s): unfortunately
    • Synopsis: After escaping from Midgar without Aeris, AVALANCHE spends the night at Chicabo's chocobo ranch. That night, Chicabo and Tifa have a little "fun." It involves chocobos.
    • Comments: The powerful work of a writer who flings around sexual terms without knowing what they mean (How do you mount someone in the 69 position? It breaks the mind trying to figure that one out) and who is determined to throw as many odd fetishes in a five-page fic as possible. Also, the author wrote "thung" for "tongue."
      • Although this fic is well-recognized on its own, it's the second chapter of a six-part series. At least that explains the length.

  • The Coming of Munihausen (explicit sex, Gorn, Canon Defilement, Character Derailment, Naughty Tentacles. necrophilia, bad writing, more rape than you can shake a stick at, crossover)
    • Fandom: Sailor Moon/Urotsukidoji crossover
    • Pairings: Thirty Stu Pileup/all of the Senshi
    • Synopsis: Faust wants to steal the Ginzuishou so he can kill the Overfiend and take his place. To do this, he drags the Sailor Senshi, Mamoru, and Chibi-Usa into the future. Sex, mayhem, and Naughty Tentacles ensue.
    • Comments: The fact that this fic is a crossover with Urotsukidoji (aka "Legend of the Overfiend") should already tell you everything you need to know about the content and quality of this fic. But in case it doesn't: Throughout the entire fic, the Senshi are raped in every possible way by a horde of Marty Stu tentacle demons who are almost always conveniently immune to the Senshi's attacks. Even Mamoru doesn't get off scot-free — he is raped by a couple of rednecks. When not getting raped, the Senshi are practically throwing themselves at the Author Avatar and his Marty Stu friends - one of whom has healing necrophiliac sex with Sailor Pluto's corpse. IKEA Erotica all around - sometimes literally, like when Usagi uses a bedpost as a dildo. Finally, the author claims to be Lakota, but his Lakota is off; and people speak it reflexively even though both of the series this fic is tied to are set in Japan (Gratuitous Lakota, now that's a new one).

  • Cloud Mows the Lawn (bad writing, failed logic, explicit sex, scat)
    • Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
    • Pairings: Cloud/Tifa/turd
    • Synopsis: Cloud mows the lawn with Tifa watching him. She gets so engrossed in watching him that she poos on the floor while watching him. Then he comes in and discovers that he likes scat too. Sex ensues.
    • Comments: The link goes to the MST version for the sake of the reader's sanity and is NSFW. Possibly the most dramatic case of a Nonindicative Name in the history of fanfic: the fic starts with Cloud mowing the lawn but progresses in such a way that the reader wishes it had stayed there. Cloud simply mowing the lawn would have been boring as hell, but it wouldn't have been Cloud Mows the Lawn - and this would have been a good thing. This isn't just included for the squick; it's poorly written, and the set-up could hardly be more illogical and contrived. Who takes a dump while watching their lover mow the lawn and thereby discovers a scat fetish?
      • The crazy thing about it is, it doesn't even promote scat well! It almost looks like a satire of scat porn...as if that needed to be satirized. Seriously, "Gassy poo"? And it's a twenty-year-old woman in the story saying it? What?

  • A Forgotten Race of Dragon; original thread
    • Fandom: Dragon Booster crossed with Real Person Fic
    • Synopsis: Reignbeau, a new and extremely powerful dragon, appears in Dragon City. She displays a wide array of powers, including talking and a super-attack called the WAVE OF DISTRUCTION (no, really). The bad guys initially oppose her, but she owns them; they repent. Also, her rider is Ewan McGregor.
    • Comments: While Dragon Booster fics have often featured new dragons or Mary Sues, this was the first fic with a dragon Mary-Sue in it. Reignbeau's superpowers destroy any chance of the fic being more than Reignbeau simply showing off her powers. The canon characters are reduced to either spectators or evil people; most other aspects of canon present are completely screwed up. Rouge Angles Of Satin abound, as does extremely poor grammar. The crapfest is topped off by the random inclusion of Ewan McGregor as a character.

  • Girls (Scream) Aloud (rape, character death, Gorn, AU, very NSFW)
    • Fandom: Real Person Fic
    • Pairings: Girls Aloud members/evil Original Character(s)
    • Synopsis: A sick little tale about "the very sexy deaths of all five members of the world's sexiest all-girl group" — in this case, British pop group Girls Aloud. They wind up raped and dismembered through the course of the story before their body parts were sold on eBay. Yeah.
    • Comments: In the grand tradition of Gorn-filled fanfic causing panic throughout the Internet and the media, blogger Blake Sinclair was arrested for writing this. (This is the sort of thing that makes people uneasy about Real Person Fic; no one arrested the author of "Agony in Pink." Though they should have.) What makes this hilarious is that the news report didn't bother to omit the name of the fanfic to keep it from being Googled into oblivion... It isn't even that well-written - there isn't enough punctuation.

  • Harry Potter turns to the Lord. A MST can be found here.
    • Fandom: Harry Potter
    • Synopsis: Harry Potter runs away from Hogwarts and into the clutches of a fanatical Christian Marty Stu who, with Jack Chick's brand of insta-convert evangelism, convinces Harry that witchcraft is evil and turns him into a devout Christian in less than a week.
    • Comments: A contrived, badly written Christian propaganda fanfiction that manages to break canon in almost every conceivable area.
      • This is a case of "did not do the research." In the words of Ned Flanders, "And Harry Potter and his Wizard friends went to Hi-diddly Hell for practicing witchcraft and wizardry." (Okay, so this fic is about preventing that, but you get the idea.)
      • Extra points for the author himself giving the fic a positive review. Speaking of reviews, some of them are hoping this is just trollfic, but who knows?

  • "A Haunting Past". An MST of the story is here. (crossover, character death)
    • Fandom: Super Mario In Name Only, crossed with Sailor Moon.
    • Synopsis: Lemmy Koopa breaks his ball. After a bunch of pointless plots, a bunch of random people get into a pseudo Power Rangers/DBZ/Sailor Moon fight with the Quirky Miniboss Squad from Super Mario RPG. Then Sailor Moon & co arrives, they fight some more, Chibi Moon dies, the heroes win via a lame and corny Heroic Sacrifice, and it finally degrades into a totally irrelevant mess before finally ending.
    • Comments: A truly horrific Super Mario fanfic that ditches anything that has to do with Mario near the beginning and goes plummeting down from there. Plot Holes, terrible writing, a Marty Stu, and a nonsensical and pathetic story......it's all there. Oh, and the cast of Sailor Moon arrives halfway through for no reason. The MST is much better.

  • *Currently Unnamed* (Self Insert Fic, Dark Fic, character death, crossover) NOTE: link leads to a superior MST of it.
    • Fandom: Super Mario, with some Pokemon and a dash of Star Wars.
    • Pairing: Marty Stu/girlfriends
    • Synopsis: WATCH the blatant Author Avatar Marty Stu pull random powers out of his ass (including catching a bomb-omb with a pokeball) to save his incredibly bland girlfriends he created! SEE Mario & friends get kidnapped by Bowser in a completely unrelated plot with no explanation, only for Mario to be killed when Wendy Koopa kisses him. SCREAM at the depressing and idiotic plot that only serves to kill off half the koopa kids and get them sent to heaven, where one of them fights a black smoke monster (no relation to Lost)! BE AMAZED at the Marty Stu following the random kidnappers of his girlfriend using ships from Star Wars!
    • Comments: From the one of the authors of A Haunting Past comes this pile of sludge. GASP at how the entire thing seems like three terrible unrelated stories crammed together. Follow the link to see the "amazing" show! (For the record, the fic was never finished).

  • Hermione's New Change (mindrape, BDSM rape, genital mutilation, cruelty to the English language, slash, orgy, bestiality, Character Derailment) (Pottersues has covered this in depth here)
    • Fandom: Harry Potter crossing into My Immortal
    • Pairings: Hermione/Draco, Bellatrix/Voldemort (past tense), Harry/Ron, Harry/Molly, Harry/ Arthur, Harry/Padma & Pavarti, Harry/Remus (in wolf form), Harry/Sirius, and Harry/Lavender - and all these Harry pairings are concurrent. Later, the bigamous Harry/Sirius/Pansy.
    • Synopsis: Hermione learns that she is Voldemort and Bellatrix's daughter and is named Christina Abegaila Cades (also known as Isis Lily Saldis Riddle). She turns into a Goffik and takes Ginny (who is confusingly called Christiana) down with her, becoming an evil rulebreaker who "wrecks chaos" throughout the school. She falls in love with Draco, and the two get engaged at the age of 14. Harry, meanwhile, discovers a mind control spell even more powerful than Imperius and uses it to make everyone have violent BDSM sex with him. Especially literal Butt Monkey Ron. Halfway through, Harry gets turned into a girl called Hazel and is raped by Remus and Sirius (who is a Dark Veela). Then he turns into James Potter and is kidnapped by Hermione/Chrissy/Isis and turns out to be her sister/brother and is a vampire.
    • Comments: Harry has a "King Cobra" 10 inches long and 3 inches wide. For comparison, this is roughly the same size as a pint glass of beer. Good luck inserting that into the slot! Also, bravely defying the Translation Convention, an entire chapter is written in badly-Babelfished Italian.

  • Hogwarts Exposed by Neil. (Note: link goes to a Yahoo! group.) A mass sporking (no one person in the group could handle the entire thing) can be found here. (nudity, rape, possible pedophilia, torture, naturism)
    • Fandom: Harry Potter
    • Pairing: Harry/Hermione, Ron/OC
    • Synopsis: Harry, Hermione, Ron, Draco, and Ginny all taking jobs as teachers at Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione quickly hook up and proceed to adopt several Mary Sue original characters. The adopted children are all naturists and quickly convince Harry and Hermione to take it up...
    • Comments: This fanfiction was written by the author of The Girl Who Lived. It is one giant mass of Author Appeal and virtually every kind of sexual Fetish Fuel. A large emphasis is placed on naturism. Hermione is reduced to being Sickeningly Sweethearts with Harry. Ginny is turned into a slut who sleeps around with a truckload of men and wears dresses that are revealing; Hermione and the girls do too, but that's fine because it's "innocent." Ron is a werewolf who broke Hermione's heart after sleeping with as many women as he could, served time in Azkaban, and eventually hooked up with an American witch named Samantha who turns out to be a naturist as well (along with her two-year-old son). Draco and Neville both end up lusting endlessly after Hermione, staring shamelessly up her shorts when they exercise together... The fanfic and its sequels also have a tendency to turn even the most innocent things into sexual assault, torture, or humiliation. Caitlin and Jamie (the adopted Mary Sues) are raped but apparently suffer no ill effects. Jamie decides that her virginity is her most precious gift, and she wishes to give it to Harry; keep in mind that he is an adult and she is a fifth year student. Hermione is, at one point, kidnapped via a Portkey which leaves her clothes behind; she is then locked in a cage, tortured, and almost raped.
      • The author went on to write three more fanfics in the series, Hogwarts Too Exposed (which introduces Emily), Hogwarts Overexposed (which involves, among other things, Harry, Hermione, and their adopted children vacationing at a nudist beach), and Hogwarts Underexposed (which involves Hogwarts allowing nudism to be practiced whenever desired, along with a disabled student named Claudia).

  • Homestrike. The link goes to a MST; the un-MSTed vs. is presumed lost. (explicit sex, rape)
    • Fandom: Resident Evil
    • Pairings: non-con zombies/recruit
    • Summary: Something goes horribly wrong in the Resident Evil universe. There's a new recruit whose rank keeps changing and whose vagina leads to her stomach, and zombie gang rape.
    • Comments: PJ is notorious in the Resident Evil fandom. It's debatable whether he's having a laugh at all of us here, or if he's simply clinically sexually insane. Oh, and have you ever wondered why they were called Lickers?

  • If I Was Your Nazi! (slash, AU)
    • Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
    • Pairings: yes
    • Synopsis: Organization XIII are (human?) Nazis, some more willingly than others. They do things that, in Real Life, would have put them in a concentration camp. Instead, they're running concentration camps between classes...
    • Comments: This review says it best:
      "You know, I don't think there is a word in the english language to convey just how horribly offensive and sickening this writing is. I also don't think there's a word for the kind of person who is stupid enough to think that the genocide of millions is a good background for a glorified highschool romance. Congratulations, you've just pissed on the memory of the millions who died during that horrifying war. This is honestly one of the worst things I've ever read, and that's not even including the sub-par writing, horrible grammar and hideous mischaracterization. This is simply depraved."

  • Invader MAZ (Mary Sue, horrible grammar, and script format)
    • Fandom Invader Zim
    • Pairings: Mary Sue/Zim, and Tallest Sues/Tallest
    • Synopsis: Enter Maz, the most beautiful Irken in all the universs, who gets bored with being the Tallest's ho and decides to go to Earth to help Zim. It gets worse from there.
    • Comments: Oh dear God, the script format! The lack of description and the general WTFery are too much for anyone with brain cells. And it looks sincere...

  • It's All Too Much. (mpreg, explicit sex, "Paul in pain")
    • Fandom: The Beatles Real Person Fic
    • Pairings: Paul/Jennifer (an Author Avatar), implied past Ringo/Jennifer
    • Synopsis: After a wild bout of sex that somehow feels unusual to our narrator Jennifer (with Paul pulling out just before climax as an attempt at birth control), Paul becomes seriously ill. A week later (with few details, but we know Paul has not been improving), the doctor determines, hardly believing it himself, that Paul is pregnant because Jennifer's egg somehow got into him (and no, we do not know how this was determined); what is more, it will be a life-endangering pregnancy because the doctor does not know where the egg implanted, just that it's in the stomach cavity, likely on a vital organ. Paul is pro-life enough that he decides to go through with it anyway, to Jennifer's astonishment. Much pain, UST, and poor communication ensues.
    • Comments: This Fan Fic has been sought out by people who aren't fans of The Beatles for its depiction of how not to do mpreg; it is known as the infamous Paul McCartney Mary Sue mpreg fic. It is also a Hurt Comfort Fic, only with almost no comfort for Paul, who is the one doing most of the hurting. It's bad enough (nigh-involuntary screams, tears, passing out cold) that he makes one impulsive suicide attempt. (That he forgets that death by sleeping pills would be bad for the baby may or may not be justified.) Jennifer (the character) is at least part Tsundere Sue and is quite callous about people other than herself and Paul - and she isn't exactly easy on him. (When Ringo finally learns about the pregnancy and asks who's messed up, Jennifer proposes they have sex to find out. Ringo rejects the idea violently - and Jennifer is hurt.) The pregnancy nearly kills Paul several times over, and he is manhandled several times during it even though it's explicitly said it'll make him worse - sometimes by an angry Jennifer, who should know better. Paul and Jennifer still try to have sex, and the mood killers aren't directly related to Paul's suffering. The pacing is bad: there is little drama in the dramatic events, and the story is only about twenty pages (and the last one is somewhat anticlimactic). If this can be done competently, it needs more space to be done in. The story also violates the laws of biology more than necessary for mpreg. And we get Rouge Angles Of Satin and Wanton Cruelty To The Common Comma. Almost So Bad Its Good, though. An Old Shame for its author.

  • The Jekyll's Children series: "Jekyll's children," "Jekyll's children part two," "Torien's Goodbye," and "Werewolves part two." (Capitalization is the author's.) A send-up (read MST) by Lady Norbert is here.
    • Fandom: The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen
    • Pairing: Henry Jekyll/unknown.
    • Synopsis: They're all one-chapter stories that should be separate chapters of a single story, and they're about the seven peculiar offspring fathered by Henry Jekyll and an unidentified woman. At least, one hopes there was a woman involved. Four of the children are werewolves, two can walk through walls, and one is a vampire.
    • Comments: The fandom for The League Of Extra Ordinary Gentlemen is simply brimming with Mary Sues and badfic galore, but these tales are among the worst. Plotless, incomprehensible, no proofreading, Wanton Cruelty To The Common Comma, etc.

  • King of The Hill Episode 1:Peggy's Revenge (rape, genital mutilation, scat)
    • Fandom: King Of The Hill
    • Synopsis: Peggy, frustrated with her husband's performance in bed because of his narrow urethra, decides to get some of her friends together and get a little revenge. This revenge involves dick torture and scat. Lots and lots of scat.
    • Comments: Horrifically bad. It would normally be funny, but the scenes where Peggy tries to widen Hank's urethra are cringe-worthy. Then comes the pooping... This is pretty much the worst King Of The Hill fanfic imaginable, complete with miserable spelling and grammar.
      • The sad thing is, if this had been done just a little more competently, then it might have been funny.
      • Anyone else notice that Lucky is referred to as "Mike" in one sentence, and Peggy is called "Jenny" once? Also, the fic switches to a first person POV at odd points near the end; perhaps Bill was invited to watch but, as usual, people ignored him :P

  • Lucky Star Sadness and Sorrow (Dark Fic, Character Death, No Punctuation Period)
    • Fandom: Lucky Star
    • Synopsis: This story is a Flashback framed by Konata and Minami's funeral. What happened: some nutjob goes on a shooting rampage. He almost kills Yutaka before Konata dives in front of his bullet in a Heroic Sacrifice. Then Yutaka takes a level in badass and starts whaling on the killer. Minami tries to pull him away but gets shot herself. Yutaka's sudden courage doesn't resurface; the story ends just after the flashback with the cast crying over Konata and Minami's graves.
    • Comments: Sheesh. The Sliding Scale Of Idealism Versus Cynicism dictated that Lucky Star dark fics were inevitable, but dark fics only work if they have some kind of plot and intrigue and provoke some thought other than "BAAAAWWWW Konatas ded!1!!1!118675309". This guy could've done something with Yutaka being suddenly matured and strengthened, but nope. In other words, They Plotted A Perfectly Good Waste and Wasted a Perfectly Good Plot at the same time. At least this author knows how to break the laws of physics. And the utter lack of punctuation simply adds insult to injury.

  • A Maverick in the Black Hole (Dark Fic, Mary Sue, Self Insert Fic, Relationship Sue, Gorn, torture, mindrape)

  • "Misery Senshi Neo Zero Double Blitzkrieg Debacle." The MST is here. (crossover)
    • Fandom: Sailor Moon/Daria. With a large dash of essence of Tom Clancy, and some Beavis And Butthead.
    • Synopsis: Exactly What It Says On The Tin. Really.
      • Or, to put it another way: there are three different terrorist attacks being planned. One is a corporation who intends to steal a new military plane called the Neo-Zero and bomb Tokyo with it to create a new empire. There is an Islamic terrorist who intends to hijack a JAL Tokyo-London flight and then hit Lawndale High with an atomic bomb. Lawndale has its own domestic terrorists planning to take over the city. Right before these plans start coming into action, Ami, who is going to medical school in Germany, emails Daria (they have an over-the-Net relationship) to please come to Japan ASAP. She does; when she arrives, she is limoed directly to the shrine where Rei works. Ami makes Daria Sailor Mercury in her place; Daria didn't even know of this plan - or the existence of Sailor Senshi - until right when it happens. The others abruptly realize they're going to have to deal with a crabby, cynical, rude senshi... And right after that, the double-agent in the evil corporation goes to contact Mamoru, and the ninja spy watching him wires a report back to the evil corporation...
    • Comments: Worse than it sounds. The MST treatment helps. Behold: Copyrights listed to anyone who ever wrote anything! (Including guides to military airplanes.) Exposition of every country in Asia! A Japanese Nazi girl! The world's least-defended hangar! Numerous plot threads with no obvious immediate connection! Daria stripped of her sense of humor! Wanton cruelty to talking cats! An epilogue explaining every joke in the story! And so much more. The story proper is also stultifying. Ouch.
      • The author has written many other Daria fanfics, two of them MSTed at the site above.

  • Mobile Suit Gundam Tournament (Beige Prose, rampant gratuitous sex that fails even as porn, You Fail Logic Forever, You Fail Physics Forever, copy-pasting of entire chapters with minor edits, Anviliciousness, crossover, femmeslash, and mind-bendingly dull. NSFW.)

  • Naga Eyes (rape, vore, incredibly bad writing, damage to sanity)
    • Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
    • Pairings: Sora/naga!Riku
    • Synopsis: In A World of Purple Prose, Sora travels to VORELAND and becomes the sex toy of "Riku", an anatomically impossible naga.
    • Comments: Most of what you need to know about this monstrosity, as well as a link to an MST of it, can be found on its trope page. This thing is full of Did Not Do The Research, You Fail Sex Ed Forever, and typos so bad that you often have no idea what's going on.

  • New Beginnings (rape, slash, zombie-necrophilia, implied pedophillia, explicit sex, gore, racism, character death, possible bestiality)
    • Fandom: Silent Hill 2, with a dash of Silent Hill 1
    • Pairings: James/Nurse, Maria/Pyramid Head, James/Pyramid Heads, Pyramid Heads/Eddie, Pyramid Heads/Harry Mason (from Silent Hill #1)
    • Synopsis: The story opens with James being captured by a nurse, who then anally rapes him with her own severed leg. He escapes, but is soon caught by twin Pyramid Heads, who also rape him, only this time he likes it. Loving detail is paid to the description of the texture of every vein and scar on the Pyramid heads' penises, as well as their "fermented semen" whose smell is given special care. The Second Chapter opens with the Pyramid heads waking up in a bowling alley where they've been tied up, and are being raped by James and Eddie (once again, loving detail is given to Eddie's greasy pizza covered texture), but the Pyramid heads escape and rape the two to death, while James screams "PUNISH ME FOR MY SIIIIIIINNNNNS!". They then discuss amongst themselves who to rape next, including Maria, James's corpse, and Laura, but are interrupted by Harry Mason from Silent Hill 1 walking in, so they agree to rape him instead.
    • Comments: Show of hands — who here thinks the author belongs in an asylum? This author also wrote both Squad Broken and One Night In The Swamp (see below). All stories by this author have two traits in common. One is vomit-inducing sex scenes. The other is the author's Signature Style of writing that makes the reader want to put a gun to their head:
      • The author makes excessive use of racial slurs against both Jews and blacks:
      It sounds like spitting watermelon seeds, James thought dimly, recalling his dinner with Mary's half-negro family.
      • And Gratuitous Japanese, even in stories which are not set in Japan. (At least this one is set on Earth.)
        One of them plunged its massive, filthy cock into that anus of Ed-san's as the other forced the retarded desu's face down onto the tip of its monster meat pole.)
      • And the author uses internet acronyms in dialogue.
        "OMFG" James cried, flopping in the monster's strong arms like a fish. A fish that was about to be raped.
      • The author uses "lusty fellow" and "slutty lass" in reference to Pyramid Head and Maria respectively.

  • One Night in the Swamp (rape, snuff, acidic secretions, Gorn)
    • Fandom: World Of Warcraft
    • Pairings: Lost One/murloc.
    • Synopsis: A murloc attempts to take advantage of a female Lost One (the Draenei from Warcraft III) in the Swamp of Sorrows. Big mistake.
    • Comments: Aside from being a snuff fic involving two of the most grotesque (and irritating) humanoid races in the setting? Well, it's from the author of Squad Broken and New Beginnings and uses similarly grating terminology. (Cases in point: "boisterous cocks" and "rancid pussy juices.")

  • Osaka Goes Crazy. (Character Derailment, Gorn, Canon Defilement, Moral Event Horizon crossing, character death)
    • Fandom: Azumanga Daioh
    • Synopsis: It is Chiyo's eleventh birthday. Osaka drives the other Azugirls to a remote cabin in the woods and kills most of them with a sword, execution-style, just for the heck of it. She would've killed Chiyo, too, but she was shot by Mrs. Yuta before she could do more than cut Chiyo's limbs off. Chiyo is taken to the hospital, fixed up as much as her being limbless will allow, and interrogated by a policeman who tells her that Osaka got away; they thought she was dead, but the bullet hit a plate in her head... Yotsuba and a limbless! Chiyo try to set up a trap to catch and kill the loony Osakan.
    • Comments: This might've been So Bad Its Good if not for the execrable grammar and spelling. And even then... when did Osaka learn to drive? And why does Chiyo make a run for it about two paragraphs after we are told she is tied to a post, only to be stopped when Osaka grabs her hair?

  • The Perfect Drug by TrentFanL0L. It's M-rated, but... (crossover, slash, suicide, explicit sex)
    • Fandoms: Mostly Harry Potter with a crossover character from Repo The Genetic Opera, as well as some minor characters from the TV show Greek.
    • Pairing: Fyier (the vampire protagonist)/Hermione Granger, Fyier/Blind Mag. Possible Author Avatar. Minor pairings of Fyier/Bellatrix LeStrange, Fyier/Crabbe, Fyier/a zombie doppelganger, Hermione/Snape, McGonagall/Snape.
    • Synopsis: It's similar to My Immortal, except with a male "vampire"... Meet Fyier Bitter Psychotic Valentine Beyond. Follow the romantic misadventures of an idiot teenage vampire as he woos Hermione Granger (from Harry Potter) and Blind Mag (from Repo) simultaneously in a constant back-and-forth that rivals even the cheeziest Soap Opera Love Triangle. It gives the reader brain whiplash because the protagonist and his current girlfriend will break up and reunite every few chapters after he dates and breaks up with the other girl. They're also students at a school of "magical and mystery" fighting the Dark Lord Voldermort and his evil minions — but that's an afterthought. No, the main story is about sex, parties, betrayal, pregnancy, amnesia, breaking up, suicide, murder, body piercing, disabilities, violence, cat-fights, sword-fights, and enough drama to satisfy any drama-fetishist. Also some random homophobia.
    • Comments: Harry Potter is portrayed as a mute thug and is later confined to a wheelchair. Hermione has rampant-bitch syndrome. Blind Mag has come down with MarySueitis. Ron Weasley is a sneering trouble-maker. Voldermort is a cackling goon that's killed off-screen. The protagonist alternates between huge idiot and amiable serial killer (he's a vampire, remember).
      • Now you may be thinking this sounds like "Harry Potter by Quentin Tarantino", but it's not. The story is RIFE with spelling mistakes, vocabulary mistakes, critical research failure, and all-around shoddy workmanship. It's like the author was having a brain aneurism while he or she was writing. All of the sex scenes use strange word-associations (for instance, 'the box area' apparently means a 'woman's sexual organ'), and it's about as 'adult' as a pornographic magazine drawn with crayons. None of the characters' names are spelled right, and they all act like walloping idiots on speed. It's a train wreck of orphans and puppies that you can't look away from.

  • The Rangers Of NIMH. MSTed here. (crossover)
    • Fandom: a Rescue Rangers/The Secret Of NIMH (film version) Crossover, more or less. The Rescuers, Pinky And The Brain, and Gargoyles (or at least Xanatos) are also in there.
    • Pairing: Gadget/Johnathan Brisby, a Marty Stu
    • Synopsis: The Rescue Rangers investigate some break-ins at the local hospital, determining that Nimnul has stolen files which are assumed to involve rats. Justin is in the city sewer where the rats of NIMH have moved, sitting in a chair and mulling over their failure. Johnathan Brisby, a thinly-veiled self-insert/mouse wearing a ruby locket who is more banal than he should be, is introduced and becomes the go-between between the two groups - though he's reluctant when he tells the rangers he's descended from Jonathon Brisby of NIMH. He and Gadget are attracted to each other immediately, and Gadget accidentally activates the locket by touching it. (Nothing happens, and Johnathon shuts it back off.) And Gadget herself may have a secret connection to NIMH.
    • Comments: Regarded by many as the world's worst fanfic (if just on the level of sheer Did Not Do The Proofreading). The first sentence reads, "The Ranger's where flowing a leaded of break-ins." It gets worse after that. An Old Shame of Gonterman's (although everything he creates becomes Old Shame sooner or later).
      • "Johnathan Brisby" ended up becoming David Gonterman's "mascot" of sorts. He used the character in an "original" series called Fauna Force, a thinly-veiled explicitly stated ripoff of Archie's Sonic The Hedgehog written with the intent to "steal their audience." Gonterman recently decided to revive the character for some "original fiction"... ignoring that the character is inherently unoriginal (right down to the name).
      • He credits Disney (with the infamous counterthreat if Disney tries to block the story) and Don Bluth in his I Do Not Own blocks - but not Warner Bros!

  • A Ranma 1/2 Fanfic (Character Derailment, Implied High-Octane Squick, rape)
    • Fandom: Ranma 1/2
    • Pairings: Ranma/Kuno, Ryoga/Akane, Ranma/Akane (eventually), Genma/Cologne
    • Synopsis: While fighting Kuno, Ranma gets splashed; then she is overpowered by Kuno, knocked out, and raped. (Kuno keeps her around until she awakens and tells her, "While we were sleeping, I made love to you.") And, you guessed it, female!Ranma ends up pregnant with Kuno's child. Ryoga, the entire Tendo family, and Ranma's father show their compassion for her situation by turning Jerkass, disowning her, and kicking her out. Ranma obviously can't change back to a guy in her current condition. Then Cologne offers a way to, umm, remedy the situation....
    • Comments: Regarding the "Pregnant Ranma" question, Rumiko Takahashi herself once said, "I don't really think about that, and neither should you." Well, someone whose nom de plume is Sheep did; this abomination is the result. Not only do we get Squick Unleaded here, but we also get a narrator who acts like we haven't seen this series before and reminds us almost every other paragraph about Ranma's curse. Plus, Cologne has a romantic interest in Genma. The above link leads to a MSTed version for the sake of your sanity. (Plenty of sheep-related puns make this MST just tolerable...and even then, you might not make it past the first half.)
      • BTW, "A Ranma1/2 Fanfic" isn't just a generic title for a nameless story; it's the story's real title.

  • Rectified Anonymity (Poke!Bestiality, Rape, Incest, Genital Mutilation, Snuff, threesome)
    • Fandom: Pokemon
    • Pairings: Male trainer/Gardevoir, male trainer/Nurse Joy/Nurse Joy's dad, Misty/Staryu (implied)
    • Synopsis: Gavin, a male trainer, is stuck in the middle of nowhere with his Gardevoir. He's incredibly horny, and so he rapes her. Months later, he brings her into a Pokemon center and ends up raping the nurse. Her dad walks in, and Gavin drags him into the whole mess. Gavin then slices up his own genitals, as well as the nurse's, and everyone dies. Misty reads the story, despairs, but gets horny, looking to her Staryu.
    • Comments: The nerd website Topless Robot makes a regular habit of posting bad sex fics, but kept this one hidden for the longest time, referring to it only as "the Pokemon story." And boy, we can see why. Absolutely disgusting, with a take on human anatomy that makes the creators of FATAL look like trained doctors (seriously, he twists her cervix?).

  • Robin Girl (Teen pregnancy, Canon Defilement)
    • Fandom: Batman
    • Pairing: Batman/Girl!Robin
    • Synopsis: Batman and a female Robin fight some random thugs and Boss Maroni. Three months later, Robin is pregnant with Batman's child. Batman tells her to have an abortion, but she refuses. She wants to raise their son as "Bat-boy."
    • Comments: Punctuation, spelling, and syntax are all over the place; Batman is apparently only five years older than Robin; and the entire premise (a female Robin) has been done already in the comics. Twice. Apparently, the author has never picked up a Batman comic in his life. Never has one been able to tarnish the entirety of Batman's canon in two tiny paragraphs.
      • The author removed this story and replaced it with a nearly-identical one removing the "Bat-Boy" baby. That one is equally bad.
      • Bat-Boy, you say?

  • Sailor Moon: American Kitsune (racism, sexism, homophobia, implied incest, blatantly Out Of Character, crossover, explicit sex)
    • Fandom: dubbed Sailor Moon, Power Rangers, Archie's Sonic The Hedgehog, proto-Gonter Verse, Planet Eris. Pretty much everything the two authors watched pre-1997, injected with Canon Defilement.
    • Pairing: Usagi/David "Davey Crockett" Kintobor, a blatant Author Avatar God Mode Sue.
    • Synopsis: Usagi gets launched across the Pacific by one of Rita and Lord Zedd's monsters. She's caught in St. Louis by "Davey Crockett", who proceeds to offer her a home for the time. They discover a diabolical team-up of Rita, Zedd, Queen Beryl, Zitkor, and presumably tons more, requiring them to assemble many characters, powers, and other miscellaneous crap that David Gonterman and buddy made up as he went along in an attempt to fight the villainous team. A very confusing ~32,000 words of Dead Fic, to be certain.
    • Comments: One of the most infamous badfics of all time, legendary in its utter crappiness. The story has a horrible, inconsistent structure (although it has surprisingly decent spelling, for what it's worth) and a total lack of continuity - not only do things quickly get contradicted, but new elements just pop up out of nowhere with the expectation that the audience will understand; and it is dull.
      • The story itself starts out fairly innocuously (if self-indulgent); but it starts to enter this territory with scenes that are inaccessible because the dialogue isn't credited. These look worse compared to the following scenes with the villains, which are in script style. (The work has two authors; they may have done their separate parts without care for consistency.) Then the story starts crossing over with everything. Then Gonterman (maybe also the co-author, but he's a relative unknown) starts writing autobiographically, which is the closest to "Character Development" that Davey gets. Then he drops the Drama Bomb that Usagi is Davey's brother via a sickeningly degrading artificial insemination and abortion plotline that makes little sense. Not only does this make the implied sex scene (itself ten levels of Squick, since Davey was in fox form then) incest, but also, he and Usagi still have a subdued relationship with each other after this realization. But they hadn't forgotten that drama bomb: they constantly lampshade it and how wrong it is. Not exactly respectful to the Sailor Moon fandom. They also derail everyone's character: they turn Usagi into a weak, worthless Distressed Damsel, making canon first-season Usagi look like Ellen Ripley); they make the Sailor Senshi fawning fangirls of Davey from the moment they meet him, even fighting each other over his affections; they make Mamoru Die For Gonterman's Screwed-Up Ship; they make the villains whimpering cowards around Davey; and they generally screw up the characters beyond recognition.
      • Davey Crockett deserves his own special mention. He's an insanely overpowered God Mode Sue with New Powers As The Plot Demands built into his robotic arm and access to pretty much every shiny toy that Gonterman wishes he had. He defies every law of physics possible. He shoots a throne on the moon from Earth with a sawed-off shotgun; astrophysicists had best not read this story lest their brains explode. He is a "freelance Power Ranger" that turns into an anthropomorphic fox when he morphs for no reason but Author Appeal. His backstory makes no sense whatsoever and contradicts itself in every way possible (and must involve time travel at some stage). He has nothing likable about him whatsoever. He's one of the worst Original Characters ever written. His friend Ed (who, one presumes, is the Author Avatar of the other writer) isn't much more balanced, but he seems more tolerable because he has comparatively little screentime.
      • Gonterman (the only person to plug the story positively) suffered massive backlash against this story. His Author Avatar kills Zoisite in a horrifically over-the-top hateful way directed against homosexuality. Then he gives a speech about the horrors that homosexuals have inflicted upon his life that makes the Sailor Senshi cry. (Guess nobody told him that the Japanese Sailor Moon is pro-gay and includes two openly homosexual Sailor Senshi.) He's still banned for life from pretty much every aspect of the Sailor Moon fandom, and mentioning his story within the community causes Internet Backdraft. Gonterman now considers this story an Old Shame.

  • Sailor Moon: Fantasy (awful explicit sex, characterization rape, Canon Defilement, terrible writing)
    • Fandom: Sailor Moon
    • Pairing(s): Usagi/Mamoru
    • Synopsis: On Usagi's 15th birthday, Mamoru proposes to her; they have sex that night (already diverging from canon). They get married and have more sex, enjoy married life with more sex, eat at the Sizzler Steakhouse, listen to Yanni, shop for dresses, and go on a double date with Lita and Ken. Throughout everything, Usagi gets dressed and undressed a million times, suffers from a weird disorder in which every time Mamoru approaches she pisses herself and orgasms uncontrollably, and overall makes Kelly Bundy look like a Rhodes scholar. Oh, and there's way too much emphasis on pubic hair.
    • Comments: The author shows no knowledge of female anatomy whatsoever, and the sexist/misogynistic undertones are more than a little disturbing. The writing itself is cringeworthy; you'd think a third grader wrote it, but to say it would be an insult to third graders everywhere.

  • Shinji's Nightmare Cataclysm (Absolutely NSFW, explicit sex, crossover, pedophilia)
    • Fandom: Neon Genesis Evangelion crossed with Warhammer 40 K
    • Comments: High Octane Nightmare Fuel with a lot of horrible Character Derailment thrown in on the side.
      • Why?... God... Why? THIS... THIS... Looking through the reviews of this story, one may get the impression that there is plenty of kinkiness to appeal to the niche, and also some good old fashioned smut. If this is your opinion, then you are horribly, horribly wrong. The author has only the most base acquaintance with Warhammer and no true understanding of the universe at all. He has depicted Slaanesh as some depraved god of excess and lust; while perhaps not far off from a literal translation, he has failed utterly to comprehend Slaanesh's style. Slaanesh is a being of beauty, grace, and perfection - he is/was, after all, an eldar; Psychostorm has chosen to present Slaanesh as an atrocious monstrosity that perverts this concept into a twisted blob (literally). Seriously, does a god of grace and perfect beauty sound like it would be responsible for (this comes from a review) "vomitous lust, four-year-olds with maggot-spewing vaginas and talking fetuses who french-kiss teenage boys while in Hell." The vast majority of the positive reviews hopefully came from people who take the story as a parody, a joke. Hopefully, this is what the writer was aiming for, crossing the line, raping the dog, whatever you want to call it. Because if it isn't... This isn't writing. This isn't an abomination or a sin or a crime. No. Those words inspire grander ideas; Cthulhu to abomination, Milton's Hell to sin, anti-hero to crime. This is shit. Pure and unrefined shit. High Octane Nightmare Fuel? Indeed. And if it was made purely to disgust, shock, and horrify... Then, um, good job? What's the proper protocol here for success in "raping the dog": 'Yay' or 'more abject horror'?
      • Psychostorm's other works in Neon Genesis Evangelion are also bad.
      • Understatement of the century. Boys will be Boys is worse. Instead of just taking serious Refuge In Vulgarity, THAT OTHER FIC is straight-up Gorn, with Gendo torturing Kaji, anally raping him, forcibly aborting his and Asuka's child, and forcing him to eat it. There are so many things wrong with that sentence on both a Squick and a Canon Defilement level that this fic is quite possibly the mythical Brown Note.
      • "Eat it"? What comes after a Flat What?
      • Brown Note? Psychostorm is looking to be the Brown Composer. If you read Psychostorm's...'work' in a certain order, Hastur will inevitably appear.

  • Should Have (Murder of a major character, mutilation, AU/divergence, a hell of a lot of Character Derailment and Canon Defilement of both Gregory Maguire and L. Frank Baum)
    • Fandom: Wicked
    • Synopsis: Instead of being killed when Dorothy tries to pour the bucket of water on her, Elphaba dodges at the last minute and is only burned by some of the water splashing on her. She then accuses Dorothy of trying to kill her even as Dorothy pleads that she was only trying to help. Elphaba demands that Dorothy hand over the ruby slippers; Dorothy replies that they won't come off her feet despite her attempts to remove them. It all goes to hell when Elphaba decides that she'll just hack Dorothy's feet off and take the slippers that way. Elphaba throws Dorothy out the window, where she falls to her death. Elphaba then proceeds to cut Dorothy's feet off, dig them out of the slippers, and then put them on her own feet. The story ends with Elphaba using the slippers' power to teleport to the Emerald City, presumably to kill the Wizard of Oz.
    • Comments: This story illustrates everything that's wrong with the Wicked fandom, and especially the disturbing hatred a certain subset of fans has for Dorothy. This leaves the reader wondering why the author felt the need to include the brutal and graphic murder of a twelve-year old girl and the mutilation of her corpse. The prose is flat and dull, and it constitutes massive Character Derailment for Elphaba, undermining the basic theme of Gregory Maguire's work — that Elphaba wasn't all that bad to begin with.

  • Snow Angel. (NSFW, explicit sex, swearing, and drug use).
    • Fandom: Harry Potter
    • Pairings: Ginny/Draco
    • Synopsis: Ginny — um, Ginevra — Weasely has changed. She's dyed her hair; she speaks in Americanisms; she wears all the latest American styles, like "hooker heels"; and she has pierced her belly button — and boy, does she show it off. She's become rude to almost everyone she comes across, including Harry Potter. She has a new best friend from America who is a former prostitute. The two of them are addicted to cocaine. Ginevra hooks up with Draco and frequently has badly-written sex with him.
    • Comments: If it isn't already obvious, it's horribly written and horribly Out Of Character. The author clearly Did Not Do The Research when it comes to the drugs and prostitution. The writer wrote a nasty author's note telling haters that they have 'no taste' because they don't like a story about an ex-prostitute who does cocaine.

  • Sonic Fights Robotnik (Canon Defilement taken as far as it can possibly go without inserting sex or violence)

  • "A sorceror, A demon, and Emeralds." MSTing can be found here, if you'd prefer to leaven the horror with, uh, wrestling jokes. Or here [1] — though this one's kind of amateur. (rape, slash)
    • Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog
    • Pairings: rape: evil!Sonic/practically everyone
    • Synopsis: a Dark Fic that features Sonic the Hedgehog being corrupted by an evil Chaos Emerald, becoming the all-powerful dictator of Mobius, and raping nearly everybody (including his personal sex slave, Sally). A resistance group composed of Tails, Antoine, and a bunch of self-inserts attempts to stop Sonic's unheralded reign of terror. They all fail miserably in the end.
    • Comments: As can be expected, it's horribly written and wildly Out Of Character. Interestingly, the author has updated the fic numerous times since the version that was MSTed, though she has (for obvious reasons) kept it mostly to herself and her closest friends. The self-inserts and horrible grammar are gone; the wildly out-of-character cast and Evil!Sonic Rape are not.
      • If you need conclusive proof that this fic should be here: Robotnik gets raped by Sonic.

  • "Split Personalitys" (explicit het and slash, violence, TOTALLY NSFW!)
    • Fandom: Metal Gear Solid
    • Pairings: Hal/Dave (after much angst, crying, and wanking), Dave/Meryl (though you wouldn't know it by how they act...)
    • Synopsis: An OOC, swishy, effeminate Otacon stays with his best OOC friend Snake and tries to break him and his OOC girlfriend Meryl apart so they can live their "gay lifestyle" together. Snake uses him for sex until he finally admits that he loves Hal, and then Meryl tries to shoot Hal.
    • Comments: The timeline is all over the place (they didn't have their secret handshake until the second game). The author tries to justify the rampant OOC behavior (Hal is not swishy, Dave does not get teary over the prospect of losing Meryl, and Meryl is not a genki girl!) by saying this work is an "Epic Psychological Story involving the powerful feelings that can develope and the physical,social & psychological effects". The grammar and spelling are all over the place and are generally crap. Be warned, there are fifteen chapters and a sequel (featuring Raiden as a full-blown camp gay who visits bathhouses and everything!) to get through. Not for the faint of heart.
      • And it moves at the rate of molasses. It takes an hour to get to the fourth chapter. The synopsis for the first four chapters is this: Snake and Meryl argue. A lot. Snake gets drunk. Snake has drunken sex with Otacon. Snake wakes up sober and tells Otacon to go away. Otacon asks Meryl if he can stay over. She says yes. That's it — four horrible chapters that could could fit into one.

  • Squad Broken (rape, explicit sex)
    • Fandom: Warhammer 40k
    • Pairings: A Blood Angels Space Marine and an Ork
    • Synopsis: The Ork rapes the Space Marine to death (in extreme graphic detail); the Space Marine comes back as a Necron and jams a Gauss Flayer up the Ork's ass.
    • Comments: From the same author as New Beginnings and One Night In The Swamp and it shows. Contains such wonderfully disgusting lines as "he-pussy" and "man cunt". This is perhaps the tamest of this author's "works". Much like the Sailor Moon: American Kitsune fanfic (and David Gonterman) example, mere mention of this awfully written piece of garbage will cause Internet Back Draft in the 40k Community. Squad Broken is a Berserk Button for the fan base. Somebody shouted "Squad Broken" at Games Day LA and got a whole bunch of annoyed, irritated stares back... So bad, so foul, that it has suffered Memetic Mutation. This also qualifies for So Bad Its Horrible because of extreme butchering of the 40K fluff. Blood Angels do NOT willingly enter Black Rage - they spend their existence trying to cure their curse. Orks do NOT have those kinds of urges - they reproduce with spores; heck, they don't have all the necessary equipment. Necrons do NOT work that way - they are, and always have been, soulless metal shells that feel absolutely nothing; not pain, not sorrow, and certainly not revenge. A human can turn into a Necron, but only if he's both already soulless (which should mean no reincarnation) and alive.
      • DEAD PEOPLE DO NOT TURN INTO ROBOTIC ALIEN SKELETONS.
      • Yeah, and the transformation only happens to a soulless human if the Necrons have captured them. For this Space Marine to become a Necron, he would have to somehow avoid his chapter's psykers (be it the Librarians, Navigators, or Astropaths) ever meeting him or looking at him, or being on the same ship (the Navigators and Astropaths are NEEDED for space travel). It'd have to be in the window of time after he started training but before he received any Gene Seed implants (people like him tend to be handed to the Inquisition or Assassin guilds). Right after the ork attacked him, a bunch of Necrons apparently showed up, grabbed him, phased out again, and then turned him into a Pariah (who don't HAVE Gauss Flayer by the way).

  • Total Drama Torture, by LordryuTJ (Gorn, Out Of Character, explicit rape, sexual assault, character death, gratuitous character resurrection, Moral Event Horizon crossing, Crossover. sweet god in heaven Crossover.)
    • Fandom: Total Drama Island (Hatedom), crossing over with Family Guy, South Park, and Halo.
    • Pairings: Duncan/Courtney, Duncan/Lindsay (one sided rape), Duncan/Heather (again, in a one sided rape), and Duncan/Bridgette (again, one sided rape), with no warning. Izzy/Owen, Trent/Gwen.
    • Synopsis: Chris holds up a season where all that happends is that campers are chosen (by a spinning wheel) to be tortured and killed. They are revived routinely — it's part of the "game," too. For no reason and no warning other than that the writer likes the shows and games, Peter, Brian, and Stewie show up as "Guests", along with Cartman and The Master Chief.
    • Comments: No Just No. If you want to make a third season, then you make it like the real Total Drama seasons with teams, vote offs, alliances, and all that. This is just a lot of pointless gorn. Oh, and the rape scenes are just awkward breast rubbing, possibly because the writer has no idea of any sort of female anatomy other than "boobs are hot." (Another fan fic of his shows that he thinks that girls literally have balls; in yet another in which he talks about lesbian sex, he uses the sentence "Heather then stretched her cheeks apart and stuffed Lindsay's vagina in the anus, and let Lindsay's cum shoot into Heather.") And Chris gets off to the breast rubbing. Yes, that's right, an adult gets off to one 16 year old raping another via breast rubbing. Also, Chris, Duncan, and Cartman are derailed to total monsters, and Duncan becomes a blatant Marty Stu. This isn't uncommon with the creator's works, but Duncan is Stu-ified to greater lengths than in those other works. Also, John McCain gets 57 votes to be killed off for no reason other than the writer hates him. Also, the main trio of Family Guy shows up to kill innocent teens for no reason, saying only quotes from the show. If this is a Troll Fic made just to piss off fans of the four works, along with making them look bad, then good job. If not, then...
      • This is the bottom of the barrel. His other works are Guilty Pleasures or So Bad Its Good (for instance, one of them is about some of the campers, Mung, Truffles, Chowder, Peter and others going into a series called Total Cartoon Island; and during Total Cartoon Island Return, Owen goes on a mad rage against Peter for... tricking him by giving a Michael Jackson concert ticket). This is truly Horrible. This is horrid; the crossover seems like blatant shameless promotion; the torture challenges torturing attempts to cross the line twice, but fails and falls into Dude Not Funny teritory; the death descriptions get lazier and lazier until it's not torturing, but just rabid kill-outs. The only two good things to say about this: some of the cast is in character even down to tiny details (such as Ezekiel keeping his "eh"), and it is one of the few fan fics by this guy that does not rip the lines from Total Drama Island or use copy/paste.
      • For more proof that this should belong in SBiH: one chapter has a significant portion taken up by Cartman saying "die" over and over again. That, and Duncan just "rapes" someone out of the blue. Here's an example and no, it's not edited (except for links, spacing and the whole quote formatt), this is the real format of the fan fic:
        Chris: Okay, let's continue the violent, gross, gut-busting, sexy, heart stopping drama that is Total Drama Torture! (Spins the Wheel of Victims) Our next not lucky victim right now is going to be..." (It lands on Ezekiel) Ezekiel! This is going to be our second torture idea with guests! Please welcome some of the Griffins from Family Guy! (Brian, Stewie and Peter come out with guns)
        Stewie: Hey, guys. Stay gold, dudes! (Shoots Ezekiel in the leg)
        Ezekiel: Agh! Hey! (Peter shoots Ezekiel) Ow! Damn it! (Gets shot a few more times) I'm losing a lot of blood right now, eh! (Gets shot some more. Brian shoots Ezekiel in the head with a sniper rifle)
        Brian: That's for calling me gay!
        Peter: It's just been revoked!
        Brian: That's not that much good for some kind of Lethal Weapon reference.
        Peter: (Points his gun at Bridgette) I'll have what she's having!
        Brian: That's... uh... somewhat better.
        Peter: Can we kill some more, Chris?
      • TL:DR version: This starts as an attempt to be edgy and fails. Then it starts to sing the praises of Family Guy.
      • Checking out the other guy's works (a "what if" "series" (it's a one chapter Dead Fic) that's just an anti-Courtney fic, and another Courtney kill-fic), this isn't so surprising.

  • A Very Alternate Yule Ball (rape, explicit sex, slash)
    • Fandom: Harry Potter
    • Pairings: Viktor Krum/Cedric Diggory. The slash is just a subplot.
    • Synopsis: Viktor Krum tells the story of how Hermione defeated Ron in a duel. It goes like this: After the lovely introduction featuring a decidedly OOC Krum "happily thrusting away into [Cedric Diggory's] fine Quidditch-hardened arse" in the library, Hermione walks in on them and asks them why they didn't set up "Proximity Charms"; Hermione is (at least in this fic) the type of person who wouldn't report that sort of thing. Later on, she insults Krum by calling him a heronista. Then she challenges Ron to a duel and wins by making his penis grow extra long, wrapping it around him several times, and shoving it in his mouth. The typist doesn't bother to explain why this doesn't count as "rape".
    • Comments: The entire thing is just fanservice for the author and anyone else who thinks the sun shines out of Hermione's rear and poop comes out of Ron's mouth. She doesn't even hook up with Harry. She does become the "Dark Lady Jane", revolutionizing the fashion world with her bold tracksuit fashions.
      • Note: That "Dark Lady Jane" bit is a Take That directed at JK Rowling herself, who once said Hermione's middle name was "Jane"; it turned out to be "Jean". That happened to be right about the time Hermione's rabid fans think the series started going downhill.

  • The "Wolf" Series (MST of "Hang On, Batty!" here; MST of "An Old Friend" [2] here)
    • Fandom: Rescue Rangers
    • Comments: Somehow, Wolf can not only build and use functional miniature F-14s and ammo, he can install them along with a massive hangar in less than a day. In a tree. When all the canon inventor Gadget can make is a rough blimp with a balloon. And he's basically a sized-down version of Wolverine. Exhibits all the same Rouge Angles Of Satin, lack of consistency, and general unreadability as The Rangers of NIMH, and more. The worst part is that the author was killed in a car accident shortly after the last story, and so it's hard to justify making fun of him. (The above MST admits, "Perhaps the only way I can atone for MSTing a deceased author is that between my riffs, you still read one of his works.")
      • Somewhere between Hilarious In Hindsight and the normal Funny Aneurysm Moment - in the above MST of "Hang On, Batty", Jonathan Brisby appears and refers to "The Rangers of N.I.M.H." (see above) as "An early work by a growing author". The aneurysm kicks in when you realize that the "growing author" would have to be David Gonterman.

  • You're My Nymphetamine Fix link: here
    • Fandom: Harry Potter Self Insert Fic
    • Comments: Appropriate capitalization, punctuation, indentation, and use (and existence) of commas and apostrophes is rare; so is correct grammar and spelling. The existence of a plot is dubious.

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