Ho Yay / Sidemen

aka: Ultimate Sidemen

With an all-male group with this much banter, there's bound to be some homoerotic moments between the members.

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JJ and Ethan

• In Harry's death run vlog, we see JJ purposely trip Ethan while he's running blindfolded. Afterwards, JJ comes to randomly mount Ethan on the ground. What really drives it home is the subsequent caption: "Ethan and JJ went on to have 4 children."

JJ and Harry

• JJ making Harry LITERALLY kiss his ass in Harry's "FUNNIEST CHALLENGE EVER" video.
  • Prior to that, they put a phallic object into Harry's mouth (complete with condom wrapping). Before doing so, JJ explained to the audience how it would go down.
  "And Harry's gonna be like, 'Oh, it's dick!' (Beat) 'I know this!'"
  • At the start of the challenge, JJ kicked things off by saying, "OPEN YOUR MOUTH, YOU WHORE!"

JJ and Simon (KSImon)

• In the JJ-Simon Q&A, JJ jokingly states that if he and Simon were the last two people on Earth, he'd fuck Simon.
• This picture◊ of the two kissing. It's a damn shame it was Photoshopped.
• One time, when the two decided to arm wrestle, as soon as the arm wrestle started JJ immediately pulled his hand away and, in the name of banter, pulled down his pants and underwear.
• "Happy birthday to my best mate and reason I'm where I am today @KSIOlajidebt"
  • On JJ's next birthday, Simon made a whole montage of JJ-Simon moments.
• JJ...er...enthusiastically hosing down Simon at the end of his quickfire questions challenge, using the hose in a phallic manner, as with JJ's usual tastes.
  • In the same video, Simon insulted JJ by saying that he had a tiny penis. How would HE know that?
• After JJ hits the crossbar in Ethan's quickfire crossbar challenge, some of the guys form a dude mountain on top of him. Three guesses who's trying to get on top.
• JJ and Simon react to a fanmade trailer that puts Sidemen footage over the audio from the trailer for The Fault in Our Stars, and JJ and Simon then get into an extremely awkward romantic situation.
• "Simon's coming into me!" - JJ in GTA V.
• Simon reveals to the camera that JJ has so many weird ideas when they made videos back then, some of them giving him an excuse to pull off Simon's trousers.

JJ and Vik

• "JJ kidnapping Vik, just to tie him up in the basement and fist him."

Ethan and Simon (Emon)

• When Ethan and Simon get together, they bring "The Power of Emon".
• In this game of Trivial Pursuit with Ethan, Simon, Josh, and Tobi, Ethan and Simon started making something of an alliance and choosing the same answers. This proved successful, as they'd get almost all of these answers right. And even if they got a question wrong, they wouldn't really care.
• This exchange:
  Simon: ...I was getting big!
  Ethan: Yeah? Shut up, you did on Saturday night, prick.
  (Vik and JJ start oohing)
  JJ: Oh, it's out! Emon is real! Emon is real! Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first!
• The two of them did a charity match together in FIFA 15.
• "In a parallel universe, Ethan is Simon's hentai fetish."

Simon and Josh (Minizerk)

• In FREAKY PSYCHIC, when the Akinator asks if the character (intended to be Simon) is black, Josh reassures Simon that he isn't black, claiming that he's seen Simon in the shower.
• In this game of Cards Against Humanity, there's a card played that reads "Josh getting a sex change to fulfill Simon's sexual desire."
• "Today, Miniminter said 'Nice dick' to Zerkaa. And Zerkaa replied, 'Huh?'"
• In Simon's "would you rather" video with Tobi, Simon stated that he'd want to wake up as Josh over Vik (primarily due to his beard).
• This video of the two re-enacting "relationship goals" Dubsmash videos. It's as awkward and homoerotic as you'd think.

Calfreezy and Harry

• Their status as Those Two Guys under the nicknames "Frooby and Dinho", respectively. They've done countless videos together and even played a KickTV match together.
• In JJ's video with How-Old.net, he tests the site with a picture of Calfreezy and Harry as an elder gay couple with JJ as their baby son.

Simon and Harry (Minishaw)

• In Freezy's FUNNY HEADS UP! video, Simon and Harry end up demonstrating spooning. The result is quite sensual.

Harry and Vik (Wroetostar)

• In Sidemen Eating One Colour Food For 24 Hours Challenge, Harry and Vik bite opposite sides of the same apple while music plays in the background. Harry jokingly says that they can never do that again.

Ethan and Josh

• In this game of CAH, there's a black card about Ethan getting his dick stuck in something. One of the answers played is "Josh".
  • This is referred to later on when there's a white card about switching someone's lube for superglue, to which the Sidemen begin wondering if that's how Ethan got stuck inside Josh. This leads Ethan to say, "Josh lowkey wants me in him."

Other

• One moment where Josh finds himself trying to make a gesture akin to rock paper scissors, but realizes a little too late that the gesture can also be interpreted as jacking off. Of course, everyone jokes about it.
• This rather uncomfortable selfie◊ that JJ took with Simon and Harry kissing his cheeks.
• In Calfreezy's FUNNY HEADS UP! video, Simon and Freezy end up twerking on Vik to demonstrate a lapdance.
• JJ and Casper Lee's movie, Laid in America, has them being together on-screen more than trying to get laid.

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