Heartwarming: Manly Guys Doing Manly Things
- Awwwwwww... - when the Commander's two young children ask to sleep in his bed after they have nightmares and slowly take up all of the room. He retreats to their bed and they follow him after they have nightmares, eventually falling asleep on top of him.
Commander: Well just 'cause I hate millipedes doesn't mean she should haff'ta.
- A lot of the Commander's other interactions with his kids are pretty adorable also.
- The Commander's daughter wants a millipede. The Commander hates Millipedes, so he gives her a list of things to do before he'll give her the millipede, namely a bunch of research on how to care for them and several months of a boring tedious task. She follows through, so he gets her the millipede. Jonesy asks why he didn't just pull the Dad Card and say no, since he hates millipedes:
- Panels 3 through 5 are made of d'aaaaaaaww, when Mr Bubbles (from BioShock) is caring for children at a school he works at.
- "Hey, Jonesy, quit talkin' about Jem fer a sec." When the Commander interrupts her and kisses her.
- Dream time with Mr. Fish (also might qualify as Sugar Bowl), where Mr Fish has a happy dream of hugging Jared.
- Not a test, where the Commander buys Jared a sack full of Beanie Babies for Christmas, as it's his first Christmas away from home. Jared worries if it's some kind of test and it isn't.
- Jared hugging the Commander afterward is half this trope and half Crowning Moment of Funny.
- The Commander regarding Poison's gender. The Commander's response to Jared "outing" Poison in general — he seems baffled at the idea that her birth gender assignment might bother him at all.
- Commander and Canada having a beer together after the Nomura Syndrome arc.
- The Commander empties the Epic Jar. What's more, he says that the other manly guys were in on it as well, showing that they also like and appreciate having Jared around.
- Jones and Commander have a moment when scaling Gackt's castle.
Jones: Just make sure you get me a nice steak or something when we get back.Commander: Jonesy, I'm huntin' you a goddamned shank'a wooly mammoth with my own two hands after this.
- Bonus points: He does.
- Awwww, the Commander really does care, and is trying to be a parental figure for Jared (who suffers from Parental Abandonment).
- While small in comparison to the other things the Commander has said, saying that he will still defend Chuck Norris' nondescript spacefuture freedom to say whatever he wants (including that said nondescript spacefuture has a stupid religion) is still heartwarming.
- This moment◊, where the Commander (realising that Jared is useless as a fighter) tries to make him a part of the team (as the potion holder), is oddly heartwarming on The Commander's part.
- When Commander realizes that he's going to be busy for a while cutting Kratos' blades out of Wolverine he hands Jared his keys and asks him to pick up his kids. It doesn't seem like much until the Commander practically lampshades it for us: The Commander is trusting Jared with his children's safety.
- If there's one thing Jared is competent at, it's loving Mr Fish.
- The Commander brings people home, even if he has to wreck some expensive government property to do it. Even better? The government property he's wrecking is himself. Even as his guts are literally piled up on the floor around him, all he cares about is getting all the others home safe.
- Despite being the cause of the Eldritch Apocalypse, the Commander proudly acknowledge Jared and Jonesy anyways. The former for leading his men in his absence and showing he has a real presence over them, while the latter for being great towards his friends and family in the future and treating them as regular people. And admitting he was at fault as well.
Commander: Pretty good day all things considered, I'm proud'f us.
- Another Commander-Jared moment, when Jared expresses a desire to get fit, The Commander acts as his personal trainer, giving encouragement like telling him he can be athletic without being a 300-pound musclebound hulk, to worry about his progress and not what others are doing, and in general building his self-confidence to get him past that initial wall.
- As mentioned several times above, the Commander's relationship with Jared. It's clear through many of their interactions that the Commander is a more loving parental figure than his own parents, giving him fatherly advice and at one point comforting him after a hurtful phone call from his real father. What's more, his kids obviously adore Jared, and their interactions together are very much like that of an older brother playing with his much younger siblings. Even if his real family treats him like crap, Jared's loved and welcomed in the Lobster household.
- Commander, after being told that his brothers and sisters were dead, and not being told otherwise for two years... reacts the same way any human being would. He doesn't turn into brooding anti-hero, but just turns into a sobbing emotional wreck, especially when the powers that be demonstrate a callous, uncaring attitude towards his suffering.
- Jared taking Commander's kids riding on Mr Fish is both this and a CMOF.
June: Jared! Jared! Can we ride Mr. Fish? Jared! Huh, Jared?Jared: *cheerfully* What's the magic word?June: Plea—Sam: Abbakadabra.Jared: I'll take it! *cut to the three riding Mr. Fish in obvious glee*
- Double points for being the only word Sam has spoken on panel in the whole comic.
- The reveal that Commander Badass is, to his team of time-space marines, effectively a 300 lb Jared. It makes his treatment of the guy even more heartwarming.