* How come 009 could reach a British embassy West Germany so easily by just letting his body be pulled along by a river from Karl-Marx-stadt? The inner German border was heavily guarded, and dozens of people were caught and then even killed doing things like that. Not to mention that incredibly dangerous-looking lockage he was flushed into at the beginning...
** 009 ''is'' a British double-o agent, to be fair. He's presumably a bit more resourceful and able to get out of tight scrapes than your average East German trying to cross the border.
* How exactly did Bond manage to get out of the Gorilla suit in the few seconds between the Indian EliteMook noticing him and the decapitation of the costume? Without said Elite Mook seeing him doing so on top of that?
** Because he used his Stealth Hi/Bye spy ability.
* Why does the airplane at the end have those handy rails on top for Bond to hold onto? It's not like they strap cargo onto the roof of the plane!
** Presumably to help anyone who needs to access the top of the plane when it's on the ground (during maintenance, for example).
* So are we just not going to say anything about that name?
** If we're being entirely fair, the movie does at least attempt to justify it by pointing out that it was the pet name that Octopussy's father gave her when she was younger. Quite what this suggests about their relationship is another matter.