Haiku / Wizards of Waverly Place

Witch torments people
Crappy world of comedy
And she barely cares.

Highlander, with kids!
There can be only one, bitch!
J.K.Rowling sues.

Sibling Rivalry
Sometimes, it's quite excessive
But it cleans up well.

Kinda good idea
Killed in the fourth season by
Ass Pull, Unfairness!