Haiku: Wiki Vandal

This C4BB4GE is HAWT
He likes to DISROBE KITTEHS
I only CHeW, "BUTTS"?
This person is strange
He likes to deface wikis
I only ask, "Why"?

I'd vandalize this
To make it self demonstrating
But it's not polite
—Kardamon

Vandals feel clever
Writing "PENIS!" on a page.
But anyone can.