Haiku / Voodoo Shark

Plot Hole is Hand Waved
But Hand Wave makes much less sense
Should have let it slide

Voodoo Shark is when
A Plot Hole is explained with
Something even worse.
Capricorn, edited by Grish to fit haiku format

Oh, no, a Plot Hole!
We'll just patch it up with this:
A bigger Plot Hole!

That was ill-conceived.
The only way to fix it
Is to break it all.

A Plot Hole is fixed.
But Oh, Crap! We really just
made a bigger one!

This does not make sense.
We'll fix it with a reason.
That does not make sense.