Hi, I'm Gabe Newell.\\
Hopefully, Half-Life 3 will\\
have been worth the wait!

Valve's logo is still\\
[[NightmareFuel/VanityPlates the creepiest thing ever]].\\
[[FromBadToWorse OH GOD]] [[UpToEleven HE'S TURNING]]

Game developer\\
I am heavy weapons guy\\
The cake is a lie

Haikus are neato\\
They have a rigid structure\\
Episode 3 ships in
-->{{@/Gabe Newell}}