Watches you when you're asleep.
Stalker with a Crush.
Teenage schoolgirls lap it up.
Fan hating ensues. Stalkers are okay,
As long as they are pretty.
He wants her but can't have her.
Creepiness ensues. Wangsty vampire-boy
He sparkles in the sunlight
And stalks his girlfriend.
Wants sparkly vampire boyfriend
And that's the whole plot. Werewolf "shapeshifters"
Imprint on others, and two
of them are pedos.
Her hot blood draws my dark side
Bite down, now we're one.
The movies are okay though
Not written by her.
Clumsiness her only "flaw"
No development. Stephenie Meyer,
Some words: There is no west coast
Of Brazil, you fool.
Is it sexist, romantic?
It's caused lots of fights.
Two Sues who fall in (stupid) love
With huge Fan Haters.
Peddles female submission
Watch Buffy instead.
Twilight fans and Fan Haters
Very fun to troll.