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Sparkly vampire.
Watches you when you're asleep. Stalker with a Crush.
Teenage schoolgirls lap it up. Fan hating ensues. Stalkers are okay, As long as they are pretty. Implications? Nah! He wants her but can't have her. Creepiness ensues. Wangsty vampire-boy He sparkles in the sunlight And stalks his girlfriend. Wants sparkly vampire boyfriend And that's the whole plot. Werewolf "shapeshifters" Imprint on others, and two of them are pedos. Her hot blood draws my dark side Bite down, now we're one. The movies are okay though Not written by her.
Clumsiness her only "flaw" No development. Stephenie Meyer, Some words: There is no west coast Of Brazil, you fool.
Is it sexist, romantic? It's caused lots of fights. Two Sues who fall in (stupid) love With huge Fan Haters.
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