I've seen this before\\
I know the plot, the ending\\
It's ruined for me!
Just another page\\
Then I'll get some sleep, honest!\\
... Morning? Already?
Time and time again\\
I'm drawn here from lack of will\\
Agh, what have you done?!
->-- Davin Valkri
TV Tropes Wiki\\
A thousand hours wasted here.\\
[[TitleDrop Your life is ruined.]]
Read it when you're bored.\\
Ruin my life, you say? I'll\\
Die happily, then.
So many pages...\\
Time spent can really stack up.\\
I want my life back.
TV Tropes? I'll look in\\
I guess. Click, click, click, click, click\\
Wait - where'd 5pm go?
What is this site?\\
There's so many cool links, but\\
Why's it now Thursday?
This seems like fun, kid,\\
But [[TrustMeImAnX Trust Me, I'm A Troper]],\\
[[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife It ruins your life]].
Oh, so THAT'S a ChekhovsGun!\\
Hold on, what's THIS trope...?
[[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife TV Tropes will]] [[SubvertedTrope not]]\\
Ruin my life; cause you can't\\
[[SelfDeprecation Ruin what's not there!]]
Somebody help me!\\
I just got on TV Tropes,\\
And I can't get off!
Just want to check this\\
I'll just click a few more links\\
Open up a page\\
Will you be able to leave?\\
I don't think you can...
Oh, this show is here?\\
It has lots of examples!\\
...Never mind homework...
->-- Luna Safire
Some of it is good,\\
Some of it is also pretty bad.\\
But it's mostly cool.
I came in here\\
I clicked a trope to read about\\
And here I am, clicking life away\\
Through links I peruse\\
This wasting site, still I warn\\
You with this Poem\\
I'm so tired from being on this sight\\
It's gotten bad now.\\
I can't even remember how to spell. Or count.