Haiku / Torchwood

Beyond the police
Captures alien whatsits
In more ways than one

Series One:

Random bi moments
Way too much Owen and Gwen.
Pure Guilty Pleasure.
Marquis de Carabas

Everything Changes:
Contraceptives in the rain
and a magic glove.

The second show: "Day One"
Kinda naff so we won't use
this title again.

Captain Jack Harkness:
Two go from "In the Mood" to
In the mood for love.

Series Two:

Captain Spike, Adam
Undead Owen, Martha Jones
Wedding, Gray, Two down.
Marquis de Carabas

Children of Earth:

Aliens come for
Ten percent of our children.
Poor, poor Ianto.
Marquis de Carabas