Haiku: The Price Is Right

Win A Vast Fortune
In Cars, Trips, And Merchandise
If The Price Is Right.
colBoh

Troper, come on down!
You are the next contestant
On The Price is Right!

Do I bid one buck
or one buck over the guy
that is to my right?

They changed things again
The Fan Dumb whines like crazy
It makes me facepalm

Lost a simple game.
That was not nice and easy.
When's the Showcase round?
Bozozoku

For once, I do wish
People playing Ten Chances
Would write zeroes last!
carlhummus