Haiku: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Defeat the dragons
And eat their souls
To save the world, again

Skyrim's dangerous
And cold, stranger. Better bring
Two swords and a beard.

You know what is wrong?
Everyone's obsessed with death
In Skyrim these days.

Used to adventure
Was just like you, friend, but then
Arrow in the knee.

Skyrimís in crisis
How do we solve its problems?
Three words: FUS RO DAH!
The Eternal

Skyrim, Perfect Game
Take an Arrow to the knee
Shout at a Dragon

Hail the Dovhakiin
Or he'll Fus Ro Dah your ass
Off the highest cliff

Sword, bow, axe, magic
My weapon of choice is my
Thu'um. FUS RO DAH!