Vampires? Werewolves? Ghosts?\\
Call this guy: Harry Dresden.\\
He's in the phone book.
--> -- sverigesson

Zombie dinosaur:\\
such an awesome moment can\\
never be replaced.

Why does Bob find girls\\
So intriguing? Aesthetics.\\
Besides, they have '''''boobs!'''''

Building was on fire,\\
How does this keep happening?\\
It is not my fault!

Can't get enough sleep\\
Too many nasty monsters\\
Life can be a bitch

Crazy Awesome mage;\\
zombie dinosaurs, vampires,\\
and a '''lot''' of fire.

Zombies at your door?\\
Don't you worry about that!\\
Polka never dies.