Haiku / The Dresden Files

Vampires? Werewolves? Ghosts?
Call this guy: Harry Dresden.
He's in the phone book.
— sverigesson

Zombie dinosaur:
such an awesome moment can
never be replaced.

Why does Bob find girls
So intriguing? Aesthetics.
Besides, they have boobs!

Building was on fire,
How does this keep happening?
It is not my fault!

Can't get enough sleep
Too many nasty monsters
Life can be a bitch

Crazy Awesome mage;
zombie dinosaurs, vampires,
and a lot of fire.

Zombies at your door?
Don't you worry about that!
Polka never dies.