Haiku: The Cabin in the Woods

I really wonder
How do you get a job there
My name is Kevin...

Don't read the tropes yet
Go and watch the movie first
Seriously, dude
ZeWoot

You come for the gore.
These events are oddly fixed.
Is there a reason?

Oh God so much blood.
You would think it makes it bad.
It just makes out great.

Seen it all before.
Five friends go to a cabin.
The Unicorn's new.